Horrible Bosses Page #12

Synopsis: Nick hates his boss, mostly because he's expected to work from before sunrise to after sunset and his boss, Mr. Harken, calls him out for being a minute late and blackmails him so he can't quit. Dale hates his boss, Dr. Julia Harris, because she makes unwelcome sexual advances when he's about to get married. But Dale is on that pesky list of child offenders so he can't quit. Kurt actually likes his job and his boss, well, up until his boss dies and the boss's coked-out, psychopathic son takes over. But who would be crazy enough to quit their jobs in such poor economic times? Instead Nick, Dale and Kurt drunkenly and hypothetically discuss how to kill their bosses, and before they know it, they've hired a murder consultant to help them pull off the three deeds.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Seth Gordon
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  3 wins & 11 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.9
Metacritic:
57
Rotten Tomatoes:
69%
R
Year:
2011
98 min
$116,900,000
Website
2,257 Views


full of gas?

(CONTINUED)

38.

38 CONTINUED:
(2) 38

Julia leads Stacy into the exam room. Dale cuts them

off.

DALE:

Wait -- no gas. She doesn't need

to be out.

STACY:

What are you talking about, Dale?

You know I'm not good with drills.

JULIA:

(POINTEDLY)

You don't want your fiancée to

suffer, do you?

OFF Dale's defeated look --

CUT TO:

39 INT. EXAMINATION ROOM - SHORT TIME LATER 39

Stacy lies on the chair with the nitrous mask over her

nose. Julia and Dale stand beside her.

STACY:

(LOSING

CONSCIOUSNESS)

Ten, nine... eight... seh...

And she's out. Immediately, Julia pounces on Dale,

feverishly trying to unbuckle his belt.

DALE:

Hey! Stop it, what are you -- ?

JULIA:

You're gonna give me that dong,

Dale!

DALE:

NO!

Stacy groans softly. Dale pushes Julia away.

DALE:

I knew you only brought her in

here to mess with me.

JULIA:

Let's have sex on top of her.

Let's use her like a bed!

(CONTINUED)

39.

39 CONTINUED:
39

Julia begins to clamber up onto Stacy's supine body.

Dale pulls her off.

DALE:

All right, that's it, Julia. This

is over. You're out of your mind.

I quit!

He goes to turn off the gas but before he can --

JULIA:

I'll tell her you f***ed me!

DALE:

What?

JULIA:

If you don't f*** me, I'll tell

her you f***ed me.

DALE:

Tell her whatever you want. She'd

never believe you.

Julia opens a nearby drawer and tosses an envelope onto

Stacy's chest.

JULIA:

She already knows you're a sex

offender. And once she sees

these, I think she'll believe me.

DALE:

What is that?

JULIA:

You remember your first week here

when I replaced the crown on your

second bicuspid?

DALE:

(NERVOUSLY)

... Yeah?

JULIA:

I took a few snapshots of the

procedure. For my files.

Dale lunges at the envelope and pulls out the photos.

40.

40 CLOSE ON THE PICTURES 40

-- Dale lies on the dentist chair, his eyes open and his

hands behind his head with Julia at his crotch,

apparently fellating him.

-- Julia, now nude, straddles Dale, who is naked from the

waist down on the chair. She holds one arm in the air

like a rodeo cowboy.

-- Julia is on the floor, her legs splayed while Dale

lies limply on top of her.

-- Julia is on all fours. Dale is limply draped over her

back, apparently doing her doggy-style.

41 BACK TO SCENE 41

DALE:

(SHOCKED)

You... you did all this while I

was unconscious?

JULIA:

Yup.

DALE:

How did you make it look like I

was awake?

JULIA:

Taped your eyes open.

DALE:

This is rape! You raped me!

JULIA:

Don't get all dramatic. Your dick

wasn't hard. But it will be next

time. Or else Stacy here gets a

look at my photo album.

She holds up the packet of photos.

JULIA:

(SUDDENLY

PROFESSIONAL)

Now, let's repair this patient's

filling, shall we?

Dale gapes at her, dumbstruck.

41.

42 INT. NICK'S APARTMENT - THAT EVENING 42

Kurt and Nick are playing a videogame as Dale bursts

through the front door.

DALE:

Let's kill the b*tch.

KURT:

Huh?

NICK:

What b*tch?

DALE:

My boss. Our bosses. They need

to die.

Nick and Kurt exchange a look.

NICK:

We were drunk last night, man.

And didn't you say killing was

wrong?

DALE:

That was before Julia tried to

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Michael Markowitz

Michael Markowitz (born August 15, 1961) is a writer, producer, and actor who began his comedy career in The Mee-Ow Show, an improv group at Northwestern University. Some projects he has worked on include Duckman, Becker, and the films Horrible Bosses, Horrible Bosses 2 and Boob Job. He has collaborated several times in the past with Jason Alexander. As an actor, he appeared in the films The Flamingo Kid and Last Resort, and the TV shows Becker and World Cup Comedy. more…

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