Horrible Bosses Page #4
down Dale's crotch with it.
DALE:
Hey!
JULIA:
Sorry, I'm a squirter.
(studying his groin)
I think I can just make out our
circumcised!
DALE:
All right, Julia, listen. You
can't keep doing this.
JULIA:
I know, I know, you have a
GIRLFRIEND --
DALE:
She's not my girlfriend anymore.
Stacy and I got engaged last
night.
Julia's whole demeanor changes. She becomes deadly
serious.
JULIA:
What?
DALE:
We're engaged.
JULIA:
You're actually going to marry
that little dummy?
DALE:
Hey!
JULIA:
I thought you said she was just a
hole for your dick.
DALE:
That's a horrible thing to say. I
never said that!
(CONTINUED)
12.
22 CONTINUED:
(3) 22JULIA:
(OMINOUSLY)
I'm very disappointed in you,
Dale.
(then, coldly)
Scaler.
Shaken, Dale hands her the tool.
23 EXT. PELLIT CHEMICAL CO. - DAY 23
A medium-sized warehouse building in an industrial
neighborhood.
24 INT. PELLIT CHEMICAL CO. - CONTINUOUS ACTION 24
KURT GAMBLE, 30s, good-looking, sits at his desk. Unlike
Nick and Dale, Kurt seems content in his workplace. A
reasonably cute, but by no means drop-dead gorgeous, UPS
GIRL approaches his desk with a package.
UPS GIRL:
Excuse me? Can you sign for this,
please?
KURT:
(TAKING IT)
Sure.
(LOOKING UP)
Whoa, whoa. Hold on. What is
this?
UPS GIRL:
I'm sorry?
KURT:
This is one of those hidden camera
shows, isn't it?
UPS GIRL:
What do you mean?
KURT:
Come on. You're way too good-
looking to be a UPS girl. What
are you, a model? An actress?
What's gonna happen when I open
this box? Is something going to
jump out at me?
(CONTINUED)
13.
24 CONTINUED:
24UPS GIRL:
(GRINNING)
Nothing's gonna happen. I'm just
a UPS girl.
KURT:
Shut up.
UPS GIRL:
(PLAYFULLY)
You shut up. It's true.
KURT:
Well, then, I need to take you out
to dinner.
UPS GIRL:
Why?
KURT:
Because I want to be able to tell
my friends that I took out the
hottest UPS girl in America. Come
on, what do you say?
She considers this briefly, then scribbles her number on
a Post-it note.
KURT:
Awesome. I'm Kurt.
UPS GIRL:
Myrna.
KURT:
Pretty name. How's Tuesday?
Macaroni Grill?
UPS GIRL:
Okay.
KURT:
See you then, Myrna.
She heads off. Kurt opens his DATEBOOK and scribbles
"UPS Girl" in the Tuesday slot. We see every night of
the week is filled with appointments with other women:
"Barnes & Noble girl," "Lauren? Laura?," "Blonde Chick"
and so on.
JACK (O.S.)
Busy week?
Kurt looks up at JACK PELLIT, 70s, the kindly,
affectionate owner of the company.
(CONTINUED)
14.
24 CONTINUED:
(2) 24KURT:
Hey, Jack. Yeah, just doing my
part for the women of America.
JACK:
(CHUCKLING)
You're what we used to call a
rapscallion.
KURT:
That sounds a lot more innocent
than `sex addict.'
JACK:
Walk with me, Kurt.
The two of them head toward the exit.
JACK:
I wanted to talk to you about --
KURT:
Last quarter's profits? I ran the
numbers. We're down by 11 percent
year-to-year.
JACK:
It's this damn recession. What
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