Horrible Bosses Page #5
about cost-cutting measures?
KURT:
Well, I know you don't want to cut
STAFF --
JACK:
No way. These people have worked
their asses off for me. There's
Kurt looks at his boss with admiration. There's a lot of
KURT:
There's also the issue of our
hazardous waste disposal. We're
paying a lot right now and the
Bolivians have come back with a
very good offer.
JACK:
You know why it's good? Because
they'll dump our chemicals in
rivers, pollute water supplies and
hurt people. I've spent my life
building this company.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
15.
24 CONTINUED:
(3) 24JACK (CONT'D)
Would you want the Pellit name to
be associated with something like
that?
KURT:
No, I wouldn't.
As they pass the unisex rest room, they see MARGIE, 30s
and clearly pregnant, looking uncomfortable as she waits
to get in.
JACK:
Everything okay, Margie?
MARGIE:
Oh hi, Mr. Pellit. Kurt. I've
just been waiting to get in there
for a while now...
JACK:
Who's in there?
MARGIE:
It's... your son.
JACK:
(SIGHS)
Of course it is.
(then, knocking on
THE DOOR)
Bobby? There's someone waiting.
You almost done in there?
After a long beat, the door opens and out steps BOBBY
PELLIT, late-20s, weasely-looking, sniffing a bit too
much and rubbing his nose repeatedly. There's something
unnaturally energetic about him.
PELLIT:
What the f***?! A guy can't get
any privacy in this place!
JACK:
It's all yours, Margie.
Margie quickly slips into the rest room and shuts the
door.
JACK:
You know, Bobby, you seem to be
spending more time in that
bathroom than at your desk these
days.
(CONTINUED)
16.
24 CONTINUED:
(4) 24PELLIT:
Well, then, you're f***ing stupid,
Dad. Because that's clearly not
true.
JACK:
All I ask is that you do your part
around here, son.
PELLIT:
I do my part. I do other people's
parts. But you just like to ride
my ass because I'm your son. I
don't see you screaming at --
(RE:
KURT)-- dickskin here.
JACK:
(PATIENTLY)
That's because Kurt does his work
and does it well. You could take
a lesson from him.
PELLIT:
(SNORTS)
The only thing I'd take a lesson
from him on is being gay. And I
wouldn't take that lesson because
I don't want to be gay.
JACK:
(HEADING OFF)
Come on, Kurt.
PELLIT:
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Jack and Kurt pass a receptionist desk and go out into --
25 EXT. PELLIT CHEMICAL CO. PARKING LOT - CONTINUOUS ACTION 25
Kurt walks Jack to his Cadillac.
JACK:
Tell me something, Kurt. Are you
happy here?
KURT:
You kidding? It's the best job in
the world.
(CONTINUED)
17.
25 CONTINUED:
25JACK:
I'm glad to hear you say that.
I'm rewriting my will tonight and
there's going to be a special
place for you in there.
He gives Kurt a hug like a doting father, then climbs
into his car. As Jack pulls out and begins driving
across the parking lot, Kurt waves. Suddenly, the car's
HORN begins to honk in a CONSTANT BLARE. Kurt lowers his
hand as the car veers off the pavement, slowly cruising
into a tree where it stops abruptly, the horn still
honking.
A bewildered Kurt runs toward the car, as we --
CUT TO:
26 INT. BRADFORD'S BAR - THAT NIGHT 26
Kurt sits at a table looking depressed.
KURT:
He died instantly. They say his
heart burst in his chest like a
water balloon.
PAN to reveal Kurt is sitting with Dale, who looks just
as dejected.
DALE:
Wow. Sorry, man. He was like a
dad to you.
KURT:
I loved him. And I loved working
for him. And now his idiot son is
gonna be in charge. You know how
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