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many times I've caught him doing
blow at work?
PAN FURTHER to reveal Nick sitting beside Dale.
NICK:
That sucks. You were the only one
of us who didn't totally hate his
job.
(THEN)
Did I tell you Harken tricked me
o'clock this morning? The guy's
the devil.
(CONTINUED)
18.
26 CONTINUED:
26DALE:
promotion.
NICK:
He is. And he's got to do it
before the General Meeting next
week.
DALE:
Well, at least your boss doesn't
sexually harass you.
KURT:
This again?
DALE:
I'm telling you, she's out of
control. It's a full-on hostile
work environment.
KURT:
She's a woman who wants to have
sex with you. How bad can it be?
DALE:
Today she sprayed my crotch with
water so she could see the outline
of my wiener.
KURT:
Why don't you just f*** her?
DALE:
I'm engaged!
KURT:
Oh yeah. Congratulations, by the
way.
DALE:
Thank you.
NICK:
hygienist jobs out there.
DALE:
I can't apply for another job,
remember?
KURT:
Oh, right. Because you'd have to
tell them you're a child molester.
(CONTINUED)
19.
26 CONTINUED:
(2) 26NICK:
He's not a child molester. He
just took his dick out in a
playground.
DALE:
It was nighttime and I was peeing!
And it's bullshit that I got put
on the registered sex offender
list for that!
KURT:
hired you because she's a sexual
deviant herself.
DALE:
Why would they put a playground
next to a bar anyway? That's
entrapment.
KURT:
(WITH JOYLESS
RESIGNATION)
Well, I should go see if that girl
wants to bone.
Kurt groans as he pulls himself out of the booth.
NICK:
I thought you were all broken up
about your boss dying.
KURT:
This is how I grieve, okay?
Kurt heads off after the girl.
DALE:
Man. He must be grieving all the
time.
27 INT. COMMTRONIX INDUSTRIES CONFERENCE ROOM - NEXT DAY 27
Nick sits alongside five other CO-WORKERS at a conference
table. Harken's chair at the head is empty. Nick pours
himself some water from a glass pitcher on the table.
NICK:
He did say ten o'clock, right?
(CONTINUED)
20.
27 CONTINUED:
27CO-WORKER
Yeah. Do you know what this is
about?
NICK:
It just said `staff meeting' on
the memo.
(WHISPERING)
Funny how he gets all over me if
I'm a minute late, but he makes us
wait fifteen.
HARKEN (O.S.)
You were two minutes late, Nick.
HARKEN:
And I didn't know I had to punch a
clock with you.
NICK:
You don't. Of course you don't.
I'm sorry --
HARKEN:
I'm going to attribute this to
your drinking problem.
NICK:
I don't have a --
HARKEN:
(with a smile to the
OTHERS)
Let's get started. Shall we?
Nick's eyes narrow. Suddenly, he grabs the heavy glass
pitcher from the table and SHATTERS IT AGAINST HARKEN'S
FACE. Shards of glass fly everywhere as Harken falls
from his chair onto the floor.
SMASH CUT TO:
Harken is fine. Nick is as we left him.
HARKEN:
Okay, have we figured out our best
sales distribution plan for the
new model year handsets?
(CONTINUED)
21.
28 CONTINUED:
28Nick's CO-WORKERS bury their heads in their notes. Nick
tensely raises his hand.
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