Horrid Henry: The Movie Page #4

Sid?

- Oh, no.

- What's wrong?

It's Soggy Sid!

What's he doing here?

He's here to make sure the Zero Zombies

don't get sneaked in.

I can't believe you peanut brains

didn't think ofthat.

What we gonna do now?

Do I have to think of everything?

I dunno.

Hey!

Oh, yeah, that's Vicious Vicky,

Sour Susan's sister.

- Sorry. Vicky does that sometimes.

- She bit me.

In you go.

- Where are they?

- They're just coming.

Lfthey don't win...

Ah, Margaret.

Nice to see you supporting local talent.

Yes, sir.

- Here to see Zero Zombies, are we?

- Never heard ofthem, sir.

Go on, in you go.

Miss Battle-Axe?

Oh, Henry, you horrid boy.

Ah, Giddiantus girls.

Looking forward to the show?

Yes, sir.

I dunno.

Oi!

Oi! Come back here!

Where are you?

# Like Robson wants Jerome

# I want you

# Yeah, I want you...

I... must...

Let me through! Aagh!

Over here.

You're 6.2 seconds late.

Lucky it's only that, then.

I know you're down here. Right.

Hello, sir.

Ah.

Hello, there, Brian.

What are you doing in here?

I'm waiting to go on stage, sir.

One ofthe Zero Zombies, are you?

Never heard ofthem, sir.

I'm here to do my... snake-charming act.

Oh...

Would you like to see my snake, sir?

Er...

No... No, thank you. I've just er...

...something to...

Actually...

...on second thoughts... maybe I will.

Oh, sorry. Sorry. Excuse me.

Here, I know you.

You're one ofthem Killer Boy Rats

unless I'm mistaken.

You're not mistaken.

To whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?

Er... Sidmouth Soggington,

at your service, sir.

The pleasure's all mine.

I'm one of your biggest fans.

- It's just amazing.

- Really? Really.

Yeah. I was actually looking

for the washroom.

Of course. Allow me, sir.

This way, if you please.

I'll be back.

Wait for me!

Er... actually... er, yes, just up here.

I'm a bit of a singer myself.

I have a CD. Could I play it to you?

Guys, come out.

That was close.

I can't believe we were in the same room

as Ed Banger.

I know.

I can't believe Soggy Sid

is a fan ofthe Killer Boy Rats.

Almost enough to put me off for life.

Time to let the snakes out.

# Rock down

# Everybody rock the place

# Rock down

# Rock down

# Everybody rock the place

- He's seriously good.

- I know.

# Everybody rock the place

# Rock down

# Rock down

All right, girls, you're on next.

Er... hi.

In your own time, girls.

Well, get on with it, bogey brain!

All right, all right.

One... two... three... four.

# Gonna be a big star

# See my name in lights

# Gonna play my guitar

# Gonna play all night

# Gonna go to town

# My friends and me

# Driving in a big car

# Back in time for tea

# But my homework is waiting for me

# There's no escape and no TV

# Why does homework always get you

down, down, down?

# Gonna be a rock star

# We don't need to go to school

# Gonna be a rock star

# We'll be living by the swimming pool

# Gonna be a rock star...

Right, let's see what you've really got

in that box, eh, son?

Of course, sir.

It's empty.

Oh, no! It's empty!

My snakes have escaped!

Did someone say snakes? I hate snakes!

Don't panic!

#... we'll be good to go

# Zero Zombies beat...

Zero Zombies?

# We're gonna jam all night

# We'll be getting on down

# To the morning light

# We'll be fooling around

# But with my homework

I'm stuck here again

# I should be on the stage,

gonna entertain

# Why does homework always get you

down, down, down?

Right, you lot. Omthe stage now!

# Never need to go to school

# Gonna be a rock star

# We won't be nobody's fool

# Gonna be a rock star

# Just you wait and see...

I've got Miss Lovely's notebook.

Look!

- Go, Vicious Vicky.

- Yeah, go, Vicious Vicky.

You are in big trouble!

Oh, no, get off me!

Help! No!

Oh, no! Mercy!

#... rock stars

We're gonna save the school!

# We're gonna be rock stars

# We will be nobody's fool

# Gonna be rock stars

# Just you wait and see

# The boy on the stage that can be me

Ha-ha!

You!

I hope you're pleased with yourself!

Come in, Henry.

Yes, School Inspector.

I understand perfectly, thank you.

Miss Oddbod. We won!

So, Henry,

you won the Ashton talent contest.

- Yes, Miss Oddbod.

- And you disobeyed my orders,

running rings around Mr Soggington.

Y- Yes, Miss Oddbod.

Mr Soggington has now been removed

from the school with a very sore bottom.

Uh.

But none ofthat matters now, Henry.

Do you know why?

Yes, because we won the contest

and we'll be so famous,

the school won't close down.

No, Henry.

It doesn't matter how famous you become,

this school will still close down.

But... I don't want the school

to get... closed down.

Well, you should have thought ofthat

before you began all this...

...all this horridness.

It's too late now, Henry.

Just get out.

Yes, Miss Oddbod.

I never thought I'd say this but...

...I am gonna miss Ashton Primary.

"Purple Hand Gang Fort now.

Signed friends. "

Huh?

What's going on, worm?

What's she doing here?

Dark forces are at work, Henry.

Peter has valuable information.

We've got to act fast, Henry.

There's no time to lose.

Anyone have a clue

what they're talking about?

When I was at Brickhouse

with Miss Lovely...

What? Miss Lovely was at Brickhouse?

Stay with it, beetle brain. It gets worse.

- She discovered something terrible.

- Terrible.

And what was that terrible thing, Peter?

They didn't polish their marbles

or tidy up their tea cosies?

I don't wanna know.

I'm going back to my nice warm bed.

Wait. Listen. Miss Lovely discovered

that Vic Van Wrinkle...

The evil headmaster of Brickhouse.

...is paying the school inspectors

lots of money

to make sure Ashton Primary

gets closed down.

Why would they do that?

So everyone will have to pay him lots of money

for their kids to go to Brickhouse instead.

Do I have to join up all the dots round here?

How do you know all this?

Miss Lovely wrote it down

in her notebook. Look.

Maybe we should tell a grown-up

about this.

No. Miss Lovely said we shouldn't. Listen.

I have to get real evidence.

Tell no-one, till I've found out more.

What are we gonna do?

I'll tell you what you're going to do, Henry.

- Have a biscuit.

- What?

You're so weird.

- Just open the tin, you mutant mango!

- All right, all right.

It's for you, Henry.

Yeah, I can see that.

It's already been opened.

Course it has.

Otherwise how would I know what it says?

"The Terrible Teacher challenges you,

Horrid Henry,

to prove that you are 2 Cool 4 School. "

But I didn't ask to be on 2 Cool 4 School.

Well, you're going to be on

- Tomorrow?

- And you'll win the big cash prize.

The big cash prize?

Is there an echo in here?

You're going to win the big cash prize,

so you can give all the money

to Miss Oddbod,

so she can give all the money

to the school inspectors,

so they can say, thank you,

and then they can go away - far, far away.

But why would I do that?

So Ashton Primary

doesn't have to get closed down.

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