Horrid Henry: The Movie Page #5

Come on, Henry, keep up.

Can't we get the money

from somewhere else?

- It's impossible to win 2 Cool 4 School.

- Henry.

We're from Ashton Primary School.

We don't know the meaning

ofthe word... impossible.

Thanks, worm.

And what will you two be doing

while I'm offwinning 2 Cool 4 School?

I'm going to Brickhouse

to make sure Miss Lovely's all right.

Oh, yeah. Miss Lovely.

Almost forgot about her.

Well, don't almost forget to win

No-o-o-o-o-o-o!

# 2 Cool 4 School theme music

Starting with camera one.

# Oh, win some money

# 2 Cool 4 School

# You're nobody's fool

# 2 Cool 4 School

# And maybe, just maybe

# You're 2 Cool 4 School

# Wanna win some money

# 2 Cool 4 School

# You're nobody's fool

# 2 Cool 4 School

# Maybe, just maybe

# You're 2 Cool 4 School

Welcome to...

If you're 2 Cool 4 School...

You're...

Nobody's fool!

Now, please put your hands together...

...for today's specially invited guest!

L- i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it's...

...Henry!

Tell me, how cool is... Henry?

Oh, he's cool.

Margaret, think Henry's

gonna make it through?

Ah.

He'd better, otherwise he's going to be

mashed up into tiny little pieces

and fed to my piranha fish, OK?

Yes, brave words, there,

from Henry's friends. And enemies.

But he's gonna do it on his own now.

How horrid do you think it's gonna be tonight,

Henry?

Very horrid.

Can I go home now, please?

Aw!

How sweet. He wants to go home.

Well, you can't!

Not until he proves he's...

Ooh, look at that. Our Henry on TV.

Who'd have thought it?

I still don't understand how this is

going to save the school.

Ssh!

Don't worry, Mummy dearest.

No-one ever wins on 2 Cool 4 School.

Henry, any idea who this week's

Terrible Teacher might be?

Ooh.

Well, we can give you a clue.

It's someone who knows you very well.

Who knows your stre-e-e-engths.

And weaknesses.

Henry has always had three problems.

Homework, homework and homework.

- That sounds like...

- Your mission today...

...is to get your homework...

...in on time.

Homework...

...in... on time?

Right, Henry, let's play...

Hey...

This way, kid.

OK, guys, you're on in 3, 2, 1.

Ooh!

Huh! Yeuh!

Ahhhh!

Time for you to do your homework, Henry.

If you used the excuse,

the cat ate your homework,

...how many times

did you use the excuse

that you lost it

down the back ofthe sofa? Hm?

Erm... but...

that question doesn't make any sense.

Precisely.

We still need an answer, Henry.

Too many?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's the right answer!

Go get your homework, Henry.

I think I can see it!

I got it!

Next question, Henry.

Which one ofthese

is not a nutritious snack?

A bowl ofworms.

Eugh!

A bowl of spiders.

Or an Ashton Primary...

hot... school... dinner?

Stew...

...stew...

...stew...

...stew...

...stew...

...stew...

...stew...

...stew...

...stew...

...stew...

...stew...

...stew...

...stew...

...stew...

...stew.

Vegetable stew.

Eugh!

You've got 30 seconds to get through

the steaming stew pot, Henry.

Starting now!

Come on, Henry, you can do it.

Henry can eat a vegetable,

can't he, Vera-wera?

Henry's never eaten a vegetable.

I can't do this.

Eugh!

Oh, that looks disgusting, Henry.

F- fif-fifteen seconds, Henry.

I could eat three bowlfuls, Henry.

Ten seconds, Henry!

Ooh!

Aagh!

Fang!

Five seconds, Henry.

Four... three...

You'd better hop out.

Aaagh!

How did he do that?

He did it. Henry did it.

He actually ate... a vegetable.

Go, Henry!

Right, Henry. Complete this phrase.

- Now you see it...

- Now you don't.

Is the right answer!

Which means it's time for...

...the Bog... of...

...Do-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-om!

- Agh!

- Agh!

And remember, Henry, there's

only one way out ofthe Bog of Doom!

Bye, Henry. Goodbye.

Goodbye, Henry.

Oh, it stinks! Yuk!

Huh?

"Pull to exit. "

There's Miss Lovely.

Yes!

Whoa!

Huh?

Whoa!

Hello, Peter. Come on in, boys.

We've been waiting for you.

Whoa!

Come on, Henry.

Oh, nice one, Henry.

Yeah, nice one, Henry.

Yeah.

Told you no-one ever wins on this show.

Loser-r-r-r-r!

Whoa-ho-ah!

What are you gonna do now, Henry?

Henry!

Try walking the magnetic moggy!

Yes!

Aagh!

What does that horrid boy think he's doing?

That horrid boy is my big brother.

And he's saving the school,

if you really want to know.

Is he now?

How exactly is he going to do that?

- Boy at the end?

- He'll win the cash prize.

- Next.

- So he can give it to Miss Oddbod.

So she can pay the school inspectors

not to close our school.

Oh.

Hmm. What clever children you all are.

But not nearly clever enough.

Even ifthat horrid boy does win

the cash prize, it will be too late.

What do you mean, Mr Van Wrinkle?

What I mean, my lovely Miss Lovely,

is that even as we speak,

Miss Oddbod is signing the papers

that will close Ashton Primary forever.

Oh, yes.

Forever. Forever. Forever.

Would you kindly

turn that racket down?

Yes, Miss Oddbod.

So, Henry...

...one last homework question

and you could be on your way

to meet the Terrible Teacher

and win the big cash prie!

Where does Miss Oddbod keep the key

to the Conscation Cupboard?

Oh, how I wish I could call Miss Oddbod

to tell her that you're all OK.

Quiet! Can't you see

I'm trying to concentrate?

The goldfish bowl.

Oh-h-h-h-h-h!

Is the right answer!

Go on, Henry. Open it.

Yes, Henry, this is the Terrible Teacher's

Confiscation Cupboard.

See anything you like?

Yeah. I like all of it.

Cor, a Super Slimy Slammer.

Oh, and the mightiest, Mighty Magnet!

All ofthis... could be yours.

It could?

All of it.

But only if you give up the chance

to go to the Terrible Teacher's Omice.

OK.

Hang on.

What about the big cash prize?

Oh. Oh, yes.

You also have to give up the chance

to win the big cash prize.

Come on, boy.

Let greed get the better of you.

Have to hurry you, Henry.

Don't do it, Henry.

I'll give you all the pocket money

in the world if you don't do it.

I can't believe you just said that.

No, I can't do it.

Are you sure, Henry? Hmm?

Yeah. I'm sure.

That boy is stupid as well as horrid.

Oh.

Congratulations, Henry.

The big cash prize is within your reach.

And now...

it's time for you to meet...

Terrible Teacher.

Hello?

Mr... er... Vic?

Would you mind running through

your fiendishly clever plan for us again?

With pleasure.

It's all about greed at the end ofthe day.

The school inspectors are greedy

but I, Vic Van Wrinkle,

am even more greedy.

OFcourse it was my brilliant idea

to set up Brickhouse School

and then to close down

all the other schools round here

so that everyone would pay me

lots and lots of money to come here.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, dear, I seem to have run out of ink.

Would you get me some more?

Hello?

You'll find it in the cupboard

across the hall.

Thank you.

Hello, Police?

This is Ashton Primary School...

Hello?

Hello?

Miss Battle-Axe, is that you?

Yes, it is, Henry.

You're the Terrible Teacher?

You invited me on 2 Cool 4 School?

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