Hot Pursuit Page #7

Now, I'm just gonna bang

everybody's brains out in there...

...and lots of dirty, dirty sex stuff.

Like cracking the eggs...

...and doing the pirate hunt

in the general area of the heinie.

That's supposed to be a key.

I think this goes into the patootie.

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Morning.

- How are you, ma'am?

That was really sexy.

I don't wanna hear it out of you.

I don't wanna hear anything out of you.

From here to Dallas, we ride in silence.

All right, ladies and gentlemen,

we're about to begin our audio tour.

Please make sure your headphones

are plugged in...

- I can't wait to hear this!

- Yeah, to get bored to death.

Did you even have a brother?

You don't deserve

to know anything about him.

Did your husband kill your brother?

You don't even understand.

Why don't you go back...

...to your tiny little desk

and your tiny little life?

I have a job to do, except

now it's different.

Instead of being my witness,

you're my prisoner.

If we get to Dallas

and you don't wanna testify...

...you can go straight to jail.

Don't ever talk about my father

like that again.

What the hell? You speak Spanish.

What, the white girl

can't take a Spanish class in high school?

I know everything you said about me.

And no, I'm not an idiot,

and no, I don't have a flat ass.

Man.

Do not pull over. That's an order.

- Aah!

- Get out of the way!

My God! Aah!

No!

Is that our bus driver?

Okay!

I can't reach the pedals.

- I can't reach the pedals!

- Get up! Get up!

- Sit in my lap! I'll drive! Get on top of me!

- Okay.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I have commandeered the vehicle.

Keep your teeth in your mouth

and your butts in your seats.

Speed up! Speed up!

No, here they come!

I gotta get my gun!

- Come on.

- Cooper's driving. Whoa, whoa.

Stop flipping your ponytail in my face!

I can't see!

She's such a good driver.

There, I got it. Okay! Okay!

Move your ponytail! I can't see!

Let's do it like that.

No, no! Your hand's in my face.

- Take the shot!

- How if you don't keep it steady?

I'm trying! She's moving!

I gotta get a better shot.

Hurry up! Give me, give me the wheel!

I can't see!

Okay. I think I got him.

- Shoot him again.

- Move.

Dang it! My gun.

Scoot over, I'm gonna drive!

- I'll drive!

- No, let me drive.

Wait, he's coming back!

Here he comes!

- What do I do?

- I don't know!

We're gonna bump him, okay?

- One, two, three!

- One, two, three. Go!

- Dang it.

- We did it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

My God.

- My feet got stuck.

- What?

- My feet got stuck! I can't pull it out!

- Pull it out!

Hit the brake!

- Stop!

- Get out of the way!

- Look out for the truck!

- Watch it!

- Aah!

- Aah! Step on the brake!

- Again. Again.

- We did it.

We did it!

Move! Move!

Is everybody okay back there?

Yeah.

It's kind of hard to

tell with some of y'all!

We did it.

Is that part of the tour?

Is she breathing?

Do you think she has any snacks?

Why would you ask that?

Well, I don't know.

So you had your husband killed?

Why don't write this in your little diary:

I didn't kill Felipe.

They were supposed to go in to kidnap me,

take me out of there.

My God.

Cortez killed your brother,

and now you're gonna try and kill him.

You don't have to do this, you know.

We can put Cortez in jail.

Jail is not good enough for that animal.

You saved my life...

...so I'm not gonna let them shoot you.

This is the last time

I'm gonna do you any favors.

- I'm not gonna let you get away with this.

- This is the way it's gonna go.

You're not going to try to stop me.

I would hate to see you dead.

We made a good team.

Mrs. Riva, you don't have to do this.

Damn it.

Breaking news

in the Vicente Cortez story:

Following the slaying of lead witness,

Felipe Riva...

...and the disappearance of his wife,

Daniella Riva...

...we are now learning that,

without any witnesses...

...authorities have had no choice

but to release Cortez.

Sources say Cortez's daughter, Teresa, is

likely to be celebrating her quinceaera...

...at the opulent Royal Colfax Hotel.

Meanwhile, law enforcement officials

are forced to stand and watch...

Come on.

At least we got Dixon and Hauser.

I failed.

No, you didn't. You kept her alive.

Not for long.

She's gonna kill Cortez

at his daughter's quinceaera.

Mrs. Riva?

She's a criminal mastermind now?

She's gonna kill Cortez?

I know it seems hard to believe, but

there's more to her than you think.

We have to do something about it, captain.

Look, you're now clear of all charges.

Your father would be very proud.

It's time for you to go home

and get some sleep.

I can't sleep knowing she might

kill somebody or somebody...

This isn't our jurisdiction.

It's the DEA's problem now.

And even if you're right...

...maybe this is the universe's way

of cleaning this up.

- If I could just go there...

- That's impossible. Security'll be too tight.

You know what you

should be thinking about? Your next beat.

You're out of the evidence room.

Congratulations.

Now turn in your I.R.L.

Take your promotion.

Go home.

Turn around.

She's clear.

Daniella, what happened?

I've been worried sick.

Vicente, I never wanted to testify.

I begged Felipe not to betray you,

but he wouldn't listen to me.

Now I'm all alone.

I'm here for you, cario.

Meet me in the next room...

...so we can speak privately.

I want to thank you for your loyalty.

Okay?

Chica. Psst.

Why do you look like Jos Bieber?

How did you get in here?

- Nothing here.

- Yup, nothing there.

- Nothing there.

- Nothing.

- He's clear.

- What?

- You're the one who told me I look like a boy.

- That's not what I meant.

But I'm totally crushing it as a dude.

That little fake mustache you put on

is perfect.

I don't have a fake mustache.

- Let me touch it. Let me touch it.

- Come.

This is a suicide mission.

- I don't care.

- I do care.

You're kind of mean, and I only understand

about 30 percent of what you're saying...

...but somewhere, around there,

there is a heart.

Don't try and kill Cortez.

I have a better idea.

It's here in my tighty whities.

It's stuck.

You want me to wear a wire?

Yes, but I'm not exactly sure

where we're gonna put it.

I told you to stay away from me.

This is too dangerous.

Wait a second.

We're gonna do this together.

I'll create a distraction and you'll get

Cortez to confess to killing your brother.

We can put him away for good.

Okay.

It works best if you put

it in the upper thigh.

Or the chestal area.

Are you doing it?

Yes! That's it.

So you're just gonna squish it

way down there.

No! Shove it all the way in!

Do it like I showed you.

Just pull them apart

and then shove it back in. Let me see it.

You pervert.

Get out of here!

You and your perverted little mustache.

Get out!

Come on.

Didn't your mother teach you manners?

Aah! Dang it!

Look at this photo.

My gosh!

He totally photobombed you.

I didn't even see that.

He's cute.

Well, actually, heh,

maybe I'll introduce you.

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