Hotel Transylvania Page #4

But now you're eating frogs and mice

Scarfing them down Iike Doritos

TeII me

Where did the time go, girl?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, guys.

Stop.

That's cute, but kind of old school.

Yes, thank you, Johnny.

You got to totally tempo things up.

Here, let me show you.

Werewolf man, give me a jam!

Two, three, four!

Vampire girl with the fangy fangs

Hair real cute with the bangy bangs

Little princess gonna be a queen

Legal bat lady turning 1 1 8

-1 1 8!

-Say 1 1 8!

1 1 8!

Yeah! Stage dive!

Awesome.

l am so blown away right now.

l think my cuz is gonna

make this the best party ever!

Yeah! Maybe he can find

a way to get me some chicks.

We should do a dance contest!

We're not doing any of that.

We've got to stay on schedule, all right?

All right, Dad, all right.

-Johnny, you're coming, too.

-l don't know.

-ls it cool with Dracula?

-Johnny, come with us.

N-27.

G-61 .

Bingo! Bingo!

How dare you.

Do you know what doctor made me?

l didn't do that.

Circles?

Fly?

-Hands?

-Film.

-Vomit.

-The Vomit?

-The Throw Up.

-No. That wasn't a clue.

Nothing?

-Emptiness?

-Glasses?

-Glasses?

-Glasses shaking?

Glasses shaking sideways!

Through The Looking-GIass?

l stink at this.

l didn't do that.

And pull it back. And up. And push.

And twist. And back.

And up. And twist.

And push.

No. Don't copy that.

And back. And up. And twist.

Let me get a bubonic moose nose omelet

with cockroach paste and mouse jelly.

And with egg whites.

Bonjour, Monsieur Dracula!

May l make you an omelet?

No, no, no, no. l'm not hungry.

What? Esmeralda, you smell it again?

-Human?

-l am hungry.

Johnny, you've been to the Taj Mahal?

Come on. No monster's been to the Taj.

Man, l wish l could go there.

You know what? l'll take 50 omelets.

You heard the man! Make them!

How did you deal with the mobs?

Yeah, it does get pretty crazy in the summer.

But, you know, you just got to roll.

He just rolls. That's cool that he rolls.

Yes, yes, cool.

Look, love droppings, l brought you

a bagel with your favorite, scream cheese.

Holy rabies. Thanks, Dad.

Johnny, try some scream cheese,

it's awesome.

Oh, cool.

But l'm scream cheese intolerant.

So, polite pass.

Yes, of course you are.

Johnny, can we party-plan talk for a minute?

What are you doing?

lf they find out you are human,

they'll go bat poop!

Relax. No one suspects anything.

The only thing that looks weird

is how much whispering you're doing.

Just wrap it up. You will say you are

going in the pool and act excited.

And then you will say you hurt your back

and you have to leave.

Here come good times!

Oh, dudes. Oh, my back.

l'm on your back!

No, no. He said, "Oh, my back."

-Get on my back!

-Let's do it.

Here we go. Chicken fight! Push them off!

Chicken fight!

We got you, Johnny.

-You're going down.

-Whoa.

Oh, yeah, we'll see, "Mavey Wavey."

Okay, calm down with the fight chickens!

Everyone, stop the roughhousing!

Frank, if you hurt yourself...

l got it, honey.

The Stein boys are bred

for this kind of thing.

Geronimo!

Kids, why'd you do that?

l was just in the pool.

The water's cold.

Don't judge me!

Johnny. Your makeup.

Your makeup!

Climb out. Now.

Oh, man.

l guess the Count wanted to go for a swim.

Cannonball!

You messed up, baby.

You messed up big-time.

l told you to take it down.

You'll ruin my hotel if they find out.

Well, maybe you're just jealous

that people are finally having fun

at this place.

Oh, that? That was not fun.

Everyone running, jumping,

swimming with no order.

That was the opposite of fun.

Do you even know what fun is?

l invented fun!

Boy, the wrong people get to be immortal.

Look at me.

You remember nothing of this encounter.

You have no memory of this place

or the monsters you met.

Now go and never return.

Wait, never return to the hotel?

What? You were supposed to forget

the hotel.

l just used my powers to erase your memory.

l looked straight into your eyes.

Maybe it's the contact lenses.

-The what?

-These little plasticky doodads

that help me see better.

Here, let me just try

and get them out real quick.

Oh, that is the most disgusting thing

l've ever seen!

-Almost got it.

-Stop doing that. Please stop doing that!

Fingers away from the eyeballs! Enough!

Listen to me. You are never to return here.

You are to stay away and never

tell humans about this place.

Or l will track you down

and suck every ounce of blood

from your body until you look like

a deflated whoopee cushion!

Be gone.

Can't believe l'm leaving, man.

That could have been so great!

Dude ruined everything. Suck my blood.

l should have just said,

"l'm staying, old man!"

Give him a Bruce Lee kick. Right in the...

Oh, my God. Count Dracula.

Please don't kill me. l'm leaving, l'm leaving.

-Follow me.

-No, no, Mavis, l can't. l have to leave.

-You sure? lt'll be fun.

-Okay.

He's not gonna see me, is he?

Wow, would you

look at the view from up here?

-You could almost see Budapest.

-Who-da-pest?

ls that near Ha-wi-fi?

You mean Hawaii.

Yeah, that place is a knockout.

l just went to a music festival there.

A human music festival?

l believe so.

So, did they all bite your toes

and shove garlic bread in your face?

No. Well, one dude took a bigger bite

out of my energy bar than l expected,

but l blame that on the heat.

lt's amazing. You've been everywhere.

Well, you know, what's the alternative?

Just staying at home, never exploring,

never seeing what's out there?

l'm only gonna be 1 21 once, right?

Got to live it.

Yeah.

Oh, man. The sunrise from here must be...

l'm sorry.

Man, you've probably never

even seen a sunrise, have you?

No, not really. Why?

Come on. l have an idea.

Watch.

Didn't l tell you guys we'd have fun in here?

ls this not the best?

Yeah, l'm working up a nice sweat.

When's that Johnny kid

gonna be done party planning?

-He's a great hang.

-Yeah, he's an animal.

And it was so nice seeing Mavis

laughing and hitting it off with him.

Who's hitting what off? Please.

Mavis could never be

with someone of his kind.

l'm sorry? "His kind"?

You're saying our kind's

not good enough for you,

"Your Lordship"?

No, no, no! Frank, l didn't...

l meant that she wouldn't be into

someone with such red, curly hair.

What's wrong with red, curly hair?

-Why are you getting upset?

-l have red curly hair!

Well, how was l supposed to know that?

This is the most incredible thing

l've ever seen.

Johnny?

Look, settle down, fellas.

This is all a moot point

because Johnny, he left.

Wait a minute. He left?

Yes. He decided

he didn't like Mavis, or any of us.

Hi.

l guess Johnny had second thoughts.

l can't believe you stuck around, man.

You don't get it.

Bad things are coming your way.

l got to get my thoughts together.

Okay.

You see these tables?

You can spend the entire day

pulling them out

and placing them, party planner.

Fantastic. l'm trapped here.

Now l know how your daughter feels.

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