Hotel Transylvania 2

Welcome! Welcome!

Congrats, Drac.

Holy smokes,

everybody's here.

Mr. and Mrs. Loughran, the

parents of the groom, and family.

Mom and Dad!

Johnny!

I can't believe

you're all here.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yo, how hot is my date?

So hot. Wow.

How 'bout how hot mine is?

You got a date?

Yeah. She's invisible.

That's why you can't see her.

Oh, right. This is

the one from "Canada"?

Wedding's starting.

Ah!

Oh!

Aw!

Whoo-hoo!

Great.

True. So true, Marty.

Aw!

Aw. How sweet.

Oh, my. Look at you.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh.

Is it everything you wanted,

my little poisonberry?

Oh, it is, Daddy.

Except where's Grandpa Vlad?

Honey, your gramps would

not have been cool with this.

He's old-school.

How do we know? If he

could just meet Johnny...

He would have eaten him.

He's not as

enlightened as your hip Daddy.

So, you're really okay

with him not being a monster?

Human, monster, unicorn,

as long as you're happy.

Thanks, Dad.

? And you'll always

be my moonlight

? But now on

wings of love you soar

? Now that

you're Johnny's girl

? Johnny's girl

? And kind of Daddy's, too

? Your mom would be so happy

? 'Cause she always knew

? Love is making room

for all the best in you?

Hey, Dad.

Oh, hey, guys!

Todd, take a break.

So, what's up?

Mavis was wondering if maybe

you wanted to go for a fly.

Oh. We haven't done that in

forever. Any special reason?

No special reason at all.

Right, Mavey?

What's his deal?

He's silly.

It's just

a beautiful night, and...

Well, if you don't want to...

No, no! Are you kidding?

I would eat a bucket of

garlic to fly with you.

Oh, honey,

look at those fluffy clouds.

Remember what we played

when you were little?

Hide and Go

Seek Sharp Objects?

Okay.

Regular Hide and Go Seek.

Where are you?

Honeybat!

Mavey!

Honeybat!

I'm gonna get you.

Honey? Are you okay?

Yes.

It's just a little harder

to catch my breath

since I'm pregnant.

Yes, well, I guess

that would make it more...

What?

I'm gonna be a grandpa!

And I'm gonna be a dad!

? 'Cause you're

Daddy's girl, or boy

? Daddy's girl, or boy

I'm hungry again, honey.

Can you get me

some ice cream with anchovies?

No, no, no. You mustn't

give in to your cravings.

It's not good for the baby.

You need to increase

your spider intake,

so he'll be able to

climb ceilings properly.

And eat lots of sheep bile.

I love you,

Dad, but we don't even know

if the kid's

gonna be a vampire.

I'd be thrilled if the baby's

human-y, just like Johnny.

"Human-y. " With thousands

of years of Dracula genes.

Not gonna happen.

As long as the baby's healthy.

Of course.

A healthy little vampire.

Or human.

Yes, a human who can

fly as a bat.

Here. Just have

some monster ball soup.

It's your mommy's recipe.

Aw!

Thank you, Dad.

Just like you made it when I

was a kid. My favorite.

Sorry.

Sir, only the father is

allowed in the delivery room.

Really? I mean, okay.

He's the family, I guess.

Oh, look!

It's a boy! It's a boy!

The Dracula

bloodline carries on!

No one will ever harm you

as long as I'm here,

my little devil dog.

Dad, can I hold my baby?

If I were Dad,

I'd say yes.

But I'm the nurse,

Francine.

Here you go anyway.

My bad.

Little Dennis is

a year old now. Wow!

Nice. Yeah. Cute kid.

Okay, time for presents, guys.

All right!

Let's do this boy up!

Check out what I got him.

Bling!

Wow. Is it cursed?

Super cursed.

Only the best.

Straight from the crypt.

He's just starting to walk,

so maybe it's heavier than...

Oh. You're okay, Denisovich.

His name is Dennis.

Named after my father.

It's not his vampire name.

My little

Denisovichy-Weesovichy.

Huh!

Are we sure he's a vampire?

I mean,

not that it's a bad thing,

but shouldn't he have fangs and

that pasty skin you guys have?

Technically, you have until you're

five to get your vampire fangs.

Oh, he'll get his fangs.

He's a Dracula.

He's also half Loughran.

Maybe he'd be better off where we

live. There's more humans there.

What? Look how well he's

playing with the wolf pups.

We have a present.

I hope it's acceptable.

"My First Guillotine. "

Very educational.

Well played, Frank.

It's great. Thank you. We

just have to baby-proof that.

Johnny, do you know where

you put the rubber guards?

Baby-proofing a guillotine?

So you cut your finger off.

It's part of the fun.

She made me

baby-proof the whole hotel.

Someone's overprotective.

Aah!

Hmm?

Johnny! Come quick!

What's up? He's okay?

Dennis said his first word!

He did?

Come on, honey.

Say it again.

Bleh, bleh-bleh.

I don't say,

"Bleh, bleh-bleh. "

We didn't say you did.

Then where did

he get that?

Bleh, bleh-bleh.

Well,

maybe sometimes you say it.

I only say it when I

say I don't say it!

Bleh, bleh-bleh.

Okay, kid.

We get it. You can talk.

Denisovich.

Dad.

Just checking for cavities.

Bleh, bleh-bleh.

Bleh, bleh-bleh.

It was you!

Oh, my goodness, Leonard.

If you really

looked that hideous,

I don't think I

could hang out with you.

Guys, what's the deal?

Is this a party?

Pick up a phone.

I don't care if Johnny said it's a

"cool app. " Johnny's still new here.

Now, Porridge Head, did you call

a hearse for the Gremlinbergs?

No, you're checking

your Facebook page. Again.

Drac,

I told the guys social media

is the best way to

promote the hotel.

Right, Clifton?

So, Drac, I wanted to go

through some thoughts I had,

as your new human relations

coordinating co-assistant.

Sure. It's a real job.

Not a cheap excuse to keep Mavis

happy, so you never leave here.

Right. So,

I was thinking,

since we have so many humans now,

maybe update some of the acts?

Like, maybe the magician?

What's wrong with

Harry Three-Eye?

Well, he might be a little

old-school for the humans.

Tell me,

sir, what was your card?

The three of spades?

Is this your card, my friend?

Whoa!

No, Harry's great.

Can't blame Harry for

the crowd not being hip.

Okay, what about Wayne?

Wayne? Are you nuts? He's my boy.

Then maybe something

other than tennis?

Okay, so, what you wanna do

is lift the racket right on impact,

so you get that nice top spin.

Try and hit one.

What is

that? What's the noise? It's on me!

It's just

the cell phone I got you.

Clifton's sending you a text so

you can practice how to write back.

Oh!

Eh...

What the...

It's not doing it.

I got it.

Now you can text Clifton.

All right, fine.

How do you do this?

Maybe it's your fingernails.

It's easy.

Look. I'll text Mavis.

Psyched for date night.

See? And

now look, she texted right back.

"Gotta cancel.

Can't leave Dennis. "

Okay.

Are we never

allowed to be alone again?

I need to feel loved, too.

And send.

Okay. All that taught me

is that you're pathetic.

Yeah, got it. Maybe you

should just get Bluetooth.

Okay.

Blue Tooth, come over here.

So, now what?

Rise and shine, my Denisovich.

Hi, Papa.

Hello, my little devil.

Did you have sweet nightmares?

Uh-huh. I dreamed

that I saw a stegosaurus.

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