Hotel Transylvania 2 Page #2

Oh... And were you

drinking his blood?

No.

Just throwing it out there.

Hey! You want to

do something cool?

Yeah!

I'm going to teach you how

to turn into a bat. Like me.

See?

Cool.

Yes! Cool, like I said.

Now you try.

I'm a bat.

I'm a bat.

I'm a bat. I'm a bat.

I'm a bat.

I mean, a real bat.

I'm a bat!

Denisovich. Take a breath.

You can really turn into a bat.

Try. Feel the bat.

Not a chicken.

What's that?

The electric boogaloo?

If I show you I can bust a

move, will you try to fly, then?

Uh-huh.

Dad? Why are you guys dancing?

Uh, he was sleep-dancing.

Come on, sweetie.

Back to bed.

"Back to bed"?

It's already after 8:00 p. m.

Don't you remember

the new sleep schedule?

He's going to human

classes half the day.

Uh...

If he could just sleep till 2:00 a.

m. tonight, it'd be so great for him.

But, honeydeath,

six of Wayne's wolf pups

are having

a birthday party tonight.

You wouldn't want

him to miss that.

Dad, I love the wolf pups, but

they're a little too rough for Dennis.

"Too rough"?

Haven't you noticed?

Dennis is different.

What are you saying? Denisovich

shouldn't be around monsters?

I love monsters! Video! Video! Ha!

Oh, you wanna show Papa Drac

your monster video?

Yeah!

Who's the coolest monster?

Kakie!

Wee! Kakie one happy monster!

Kakie love cake! Yummy!

Tummy get a tummyache.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

How is that a monster?

Have some cake,

Wuzzlelumplebum.

Remember, kids,

a real monster always shares.

"Shares"? Yes! When I think

monsters, I think "shares. "

Now, let me tell you what a

real monster is, Denisovich.

Dad, please. He's practically

five already. Don't force it.

Slow down, Wuzzlelumplebum.

? Twinkle, twinkle,

little star How I wonder?

Mommy,

I'm too old for lullabies.

What?

That's not how that one goes.

This is the way

most people sing it.

"Most people"?

What's wrong with...

? Suffer, suffer,

scream in pain

? Blood is spilling

from your brain?

Daddy. Come on. You know

how I sang it to you.

? Zombies gnaw you

like a plum

? Piercing cries

and you succumb

? Suffer, suffer,

scream in pain

? You will never

breathe again?

Still works.

Oh...

Happy birthday,

Wally, Wilson,

Whoopi,

Waylon, Weepy and Wanye.

Denisovich! My big boy!

You made it!

I thought about

what you said, Dad.

Maybe I was being

a little overprotective.

Thank you, coffin cake.

Dennis! I love you! Zing!

Hi, Winnie.

I just love your yummy

strawberry locks! Zing, zing!

Winnie. Give him his space,

hon. I'm sorry, Mavis.

It's okay, Aunt Wanda.

They're just playing.

Holy rabies! Limbo?

I used to love that game!

Get in there, Mavey.

Really? But I'm a parent now.

Show 'em how it's done.

Okay. Okay, okay.

No way! A pinata?

Oh, Mavis, honey.

That's for later.

Whoo!

We don't want

the pups to have too much...

Candy!

Sugar.

I'm sorry.

Did I start all that?

Don't worry. There's a

reason they call it a litter.

Whoa!

Dennis! Are you okay?

I got a candy.

Look! Your tooth came out.

Are you kidding me?

He got his tooth knocked out?

Oh, yes, indeed.

Here comes the fang.

Dad. His baby tooth wasn't a

fang. Why would this one be?

He's not a monster.

Ooh!

The sun's gonna come out soon,

and we gotta get to his classes.

What's wrong with the classes we

have here? Like the kids' yoga?

Yoga!

This is Denisovich's home.

I don't know, Dad.

What don't you know?

Well, we've been

talking about moving.

Somewhere safer

for Dennis.

Maybe where Johnny

grew up in California.

I'm sorry, but you can't just make

somebody something they're not.

Come on, honey.

We have to go.

Zing, zing?

Mavey, wait.

You can't mean that.

You're in on this?

The leaving?

Uh...

It's not definite at all.

It's just something she's

definitely talking about,

but until we do it,

it's not definitized.

Did he just cover

me with birdseed?

Yeah, he covered me.

Dad, it's not a fang.

Dad, I don't know if it's

the right place for Dennis.

Right, Johnny?

Oh, hey, dudeman.

It's not me. It's Mavey.

Hey, dudeman.

I'm afraid to say anything.

Hey, dudeman. I'm a dudeman!

Uh, Drac? Who you talkin' to?

Do not disturb. The

count's wiggin' out in here.

What are you

wiggin' out about, Drac?

The kids. Mavey Wavey's

saying she wants to leave.

She wants to leave? What about

Johnny? He doesn't wanna go.

He's making the hotel

more human-y for Dennis.

You know, seeing

that he isn't a monster.

He is a monster!

He's just a late fanger.

Mmm-hmm.

And I could be a hand model.

Shut up!

It's all that human-y stuff

that's confusing

poor Denisovich.

So maybe you gotta get the kid

around more monster-y things. Ooh!

Oh, I need a cape.

I can't. She's always

around, checking up on me.

Man, if you could

just get some alone time.

Wait a minute.

That's what Johnny wants, too.

Alone time with Mavis.

Have

they even had a vacation

since before

they were married?

They're going to now. And so

are we. Frank, you're a genius.

Mmm-hmm.

We'll take Denisovich

to all our old haunts.

Each of us will

show him our skills.

Teach him how to be a monster.

And he'll be

fanging it up in no time.

Boy turns five next week.

If he's not a vampire by his

birthday, it ain't happenin'.

Oh, it ain't

ain't happening, baby.

All he needs is

time with his vampa.

"Vampa"?

Vampire grandpa.

Come on, man.

That's obvious.

Johnny. Come outside.

What? Who is it?

It's your father-in-law.

I need to talk to you.

What's up?

Oh.

Let me get rid of them. Sorry.

No problem-o. I was kinda

diggin' the attention.

Can they stay? I don't think

they're ready to leave yet.

Come on. Go to your mother.

Look,

you want to stay here, right?

Of course.

This is the first place

where I can really be myself.

I haven't felt this alive since

they invented stuffed-crust pizza.

Well, then, we've got some work

to do. Okay, so here's the plan.

Maybe it's a good

idea to take her to your hometown.

But remember...

So, it's sliced avocado,

rolled oats with apricot,

the Aveeno

moisturizer after every bath.

And then the shea butter

on his tush before his PJs

and then 20 minutes

with the nebulizer

while I read his Learning

Factory Phonics book to him.

It's asking a lot, Dad. We

could just take Dennis with us.

What? Are you kidding me?

And get him off his routine?

No, no, no.

You kids go to California,

and see if it's the right

place to raise Denisovich.

And you remember

how to video chat?

Yes, yes. With the phone

and the buttons and the agony.

Thanks for being so understanding,

Dad. I know you'll keep him safe.

Of course, Mavey. Stake

my heart and hope to die.

I'm just gonna

miss him so much.

I love you, Dennis.

I love you, Mommy.

I'll tell him Mavey Wavey

stories every night before bed.

You're the best.

I love you, Dad.

Gonna miss all you guys.

You're all my family.

Love you, Drac.

Yes. I love you, too.

Now, remember the plan. Just

keep her distracted and happy.

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