Hotel Transylvania 2 Page #3

But not too happy, capisce? Got it.

Operation "Just Keep

Her Distracted and Happy,

"But Not Too Happy, Capisce,"

starts now. Cool?

Smiling on the outside.

Will you hug my backpack?

No.

Back to bed.

Ah, yes, we'll get to the bed.

We all love the bed.

But we're just gonna

do one thing first.

Is it shorts

weather where we're going?

Jeez. I hope not. My body

isn't swimsuit-ready yet.

Whatever. Where's Griffin?

Hey, can I have a second? I'm

just saying goodbye to Emily.

Oh, brother.

I'm gonna miss you so much.

You

know, you have to be strong, honey.

Because what we

have is unbreakable.

Babe, don't cry.

Everyone's looking.

Okay,

I gotta call him on this.

Just let him play it out,

get it over with.

Okay, you two lovebirds. Drink

your champagne and let's get going.

Oh, yeah.

No, sure. Okay.

Cheers, babe.

Oh. You klutz.

We can't say

nothin' about this?

No. We don't have

time for zingers.

How do you click in

the stupid car seat?

You gotta cut

those nails, man.

We just strap our

kids down with duct tape.

What's he doing here?

I told him he could come. He's

never been outside the hotel.

Blobby, there's no room.

Sorry, man.

Yeah, that ain't happenin'.

Fine, put him on the Rascal.

Let's just get going.

Oh.

Where are we going,

Papa Drac?

Oh, Denisovich, we're going

to have an adventure.

A monster-y adventure.

Yay! Monsters!

We're gonna eat cake.

What did he say?

No.

No cake on this monster trip.

No cake, cebause Kakie says,

"Too much cake makes tummy ache. "

Yay!

"A monster always shares. "

Wow!

We may need

more than a week.

Hey, you know who could

fix the kid in a snap? Vlad.

What? We don't need to

call Vlad. We got this.

You see, Denisovich, monsters

are nice, just like you.

But when the moon comes out,

the real monster fun begins.

Being scary. Right, guys?

Guys? Guys!

What is wrong with you?

Come on.

Everybody likes that song.

We're not everybody. We're

scary monsters. Remember?

Hey, what are you putting in?

It's an audio book.

Bigfoot's life story.

He reads it himself.

Chapter One.

Wow!

This is gonna be so amazing.

Oh, yeah. You're gonna be

so happy, but not too happy.

Huh?

What?

I wanna see everything

you did growing up.

As long as you're distracted,

capisce?

We can hit a few spots

on the way to my parents.

Lemme just quickly call home.

Ah! Don't do that.

It's only 1:
00 a. m. there.

Dennis isn't even up yet.

Right. I'm just not used to

being away from him.

Everything's gonna be cool.

Your dad was so all over it.

I know. He's the best.

Right turn, here.

Denisovich, rise and shine.

Boys, this bringing

back any memories?

We used to prowl around here

when we were in our 100s.

The Dark Forest of Slobozia.

Nice how they built it up.

Okay, out of the car.

Denisovich,

you're going to see

every monster

do his specialty.

First, Frank's gonna show us

how he scares people.

Yay! He's gonna say, "Boo. "

Yeah, I don't

think "boos" ever work.

But that's why we're here.

To learn from the master.

Okay, I'll give it a shot.

Yeah, guess it just depends

on work.

Frankenstein!

Hey, how ya doin'?

You're awesome! Can we take

a picture? Is that okay?

Sure, okay. Little

selfie action.

For real?

Awesome! Thank you so much.

Hey, have a great day.

Boo!

Oh. He's adorable.

He's adorable.

Adorable, yes.

Not scary,

but "boo" is a start.

My birthday cake's gonna

have the coolest guy on it.

Let me guess. Kakie.

No. He's so cool. He climbs

walls and wears a cape.

Oh, really. And who

is this very cool guy?

Batman!

Batman. Great.

You don't know anyone else

with a cape that's cool?

This is good. Stop here.

Okay, Wayne. It's your turn.

Go kill something.

Denisovich, watch this.

What?

I told you, come on.

If we don't

inspire Denisovich,

how's he going to

find his inner monster?

Who's in a monster?

Nobody, just...

Here, have an avocado.

Yay!

Your mommy says

it's a good fat.

Whatever

the heaven that means.

Listen, I'm not gonna

set monsters back again

just to make your

grandkid like vampires.

Anyway, there's nothing to

kill here. It's all been...

Aw...

What a cutie.

But kill him.

Oh, great. You know

I haven't done this in years.

We don't need to kill anymore.

We have Pop-Tarts.

Denisovich,

you're going to love this.

Wayne's going to eat that whole

deer, and the next one's yours.

Wayne, go.

Oh, man. I'm too old for this.

Okay, how's it go again?

No, no, wait.

That's for the moon.

Oh, I growl. Right, here goes.

Growl!

Get it, boy.

Get it, Uncle Wayne.

Some werewolf. Did you

actually say the word "growl?"

You're a werewussy.

I said I was rusty.

Gimme me that Frisbee.

No! It's my Frisbee!

I fetched it!

Give it to me!

Give it back!

Give it over here!

Give me that! Give it back!

He's fine.

He's Blobby.

This place is so

amazing and scenic.

What do you

wanna show me first?

Mmm. I don't know.

It's pretty,

but there's really

nothing to do

once it gets dark.

Wait. What's that place?

So, you're telling

me that I can pick

between all these

different kinds of chips?

Yes.

How do people decide?

Whoa!

Now what's that

beautiful fountain of rubies?

Johnny,

have you tried this Slurpee?

Not that quickly, hon.

It comes in 48 flavors.

We have to try them all.

Uh, I don't know

if we have time.

Why? This place is open

all night. Right, sir?

Yes.

Johnny, look.

They're making a TV show about

this place and we're the stars.

Hello, world.

Awesome.

It's totally awesome.

You're so lucky, Kal.

Hello, world.

Okay, Murray. Your turn.

Excuse us. Do you know where

someone can get a bite around here?

Did you seriously just ask a

vampire where to get a bite?

Oh, gosh. I didn't mean...

We're not from around here.

This is so embarrassing.

Just keep going.

Sorry to bother you.

Love your chocolate cereal.

So, what do you

want me to do now?

Denisovich,

you won't believe it.

The mummy can

crash through walls

and turn into

a swarm of beetles

and put a curse on anyone.

That sounds mean.

It's fun mean. Okay.

So, check it out.

Murray's going to conjure up the

biggest sandstorm you've ever seen.

Hit it!

Sandstorm?

It's been awhile.

Not my problem.

Do it. Say your little spell.

Okay.

I got this. Frank, Wayne,

Griffin, just try not to faint.

Ow!

My back.

Oh. Wait.

How cute!

Ow! Ow!

Wait. Stop at that playground.

Look at these cute kids.

Holy rabies!

This looks like a blast.

I don't know, Mavey.

This can be pretty dangerous if

you don't know what you're doing.

Of course, I rock these bikes.

May I, little dude?

Check it out. Oh, yeah.

This is how I

rolled every summer.

Whoo-hoo!

Whoa, whoa!

I think I scratched it.

Oh...

My turn.

Mavey, I told you, it

took me years to get this good.

Well, I'll give it a try.

You feel me now?

That's my girlfriend, suckers.

Your wife, Johnny.

My wife. Even better.

That was sick, lady. Where did

you learn how to do that stuff?

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