Hotel Transylvania 2 Page #4

Transylvania.

That's cool. I have a

cousin from Pennsylvania.

Oh. These little guys are so

sweet. Dennis would love them.

What an awesome

place to raise a kid.

Oh. To raise a kid?

I don't know about awesome.

Maybe tubular. Capisce?

Anyways, we should

hit my folks' place.

I said we'd be there by now.

Sure.

Oh, hey, it's after

3:
00 in Transylvania.

I'm gonna check

on Dennis, okay?

Chocolate cereal.

Are you kidding me?

It's okay, Drac.

It's 'cause they love us.

Yeah.

Monsters are what's goin' on.

Oh, yeah. You

should embrace it like I did.

I've got

a best-selling workout video.

Follow me, ladies.

Right. And left.

No, girls. Watch me.

You're not watching.

Here we go. And eight

and seven and six...

That's not me, guys.

Come on, even Bigfoot's tearin'

it up in the German soccer league.

Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.

It's Mavis.

You gotta answer it.

You're pushin' too hard.

Lighter.

All right!

Denisovich, wake up.

Oh, boy, he's out cold.

I got this.

Dad, what took so long?

What?

Nothing, Mavey. We're all

great here at the hotel.

Just doing hotel things.

Sorry,

can't handle your breath.

I hear ya.

How are you?

We're having a blast.

We just went biking and

mini-marting. It's so fun here.

Is Dennis okay?

Oh. Of course.

You want to see him?

Yes. Yes, I do.

Hi, baby. How are you?

Mommy.

I happy.

Aw.

Hey, little dude.

Why is he wearing sunglasses?

Oh, we were playing.

It's a superhero thing.

Cebause, I'm

Sunglasses Man, to the rescue!

Okay, take it down a notch.

I'm flying.

You sound funny.

Oh, no, no, that's his

Sunglasses Man voice.

Static. The signal

is bad. Mavis, are you there?

Yeah, I'm still...

All right.

I guess he's having fun.

Of course he is.

Wow, I nailed it

with the Sunglasses Man.

Right off the top of my head.

I threw in a "cebause. "

Did everyone see that?

She said she was having fun.

Johnny's blowing it.

She's biking and mini-marting.

She's gonna wanna move!

I gotta fix this kid now.

Are we almost there or what?

Okay, I may

have taken a wrong

turn a few miles back.

Don't get mad.

What?

Someone turn on

the navigator on this thing.

Look how light I touch

it.

Please enter your destination.

Please. I am begging you.

Yeah, this is gonna

be good, Denisovich.

Scary stuff, okay?

It's in you.

We just gotta

concentrate on the scary.

Papa Drac?

Do you miss Grandma?

Miss Grandma?

Oh. Sure, I do.

I miss her every day.

She was my zing.

Why do you ask?

I don't know.

Do you miss anybody?

I miss Mommy and Daddy.

And who else?

You miss that Winnie?

The pup who tackles you and

tries to lick you all the time?

Yeah, but we're

just friends.

Oh, no, no, no.

You're a Dracula.

You can't just be friends with

a cute, hairy number like Winnie.

Right turn,

now! Here. You imbecile!

Oh, right. Turn, Griffin!

Yes, Papa Drac.

Wait and see, fellas. This kid'll

be guzzling goat blood in no time.

You have

arrived at your destination. Yes!

Yes!

Here we are.

It's the vampire summer camp

I went to as a kid.

What's it, Camp Vamp?

No. Who names

their camp "Camp Vamp?"

It's Camp Winnepacaca.

You see, Denisovich?

This is where I learned

to catch mice and shapeshift.

And use my incredible powers and

strength. It's pretty cool. Huh?

Badminton.

Yes, I don't

remember this badminting.

Well, well, is this a night?

How ya doin', folks?

I'm Dana, the director.

We're sure excited to have

you legends visitin' us.

What can I do you for?

Well, I'm very interested in sending

my grandboy, Denisovich, here.

Oh. This little redheaded,

non-fangy little guy?

Oh, they're in there. He's a late

fanger. That's why we came here.

Can you show us

some of the drills,

like where they

catch the mice?

Can do. A-course now

we call it Tee-Mousing.

So they don't have

to catch the mice?

Nope. We find this is a good

way to build their confidence.

Come here.

It's right there!

What's the matter with you?

Hokey-pokey.

Ah!

There it is, Denisovich.

Where Papa learned to fly.

Ooh! I wanna fly like Papa.

Uh...

Yeah. We're over here, now.

Had to scale it down.

Insurance.

Help me. Help me. Help me.

Hokey-pokey.

See ya at the campfire.

Well, gosh! Welcome, you two.

Hey, gang.

Hi, guys. This is so exciting.

Ah!

Look at all of this. So cool.

Wow! I can't

believe I'm actually here.

Well, you are.

Now, how does it work? Are you

up all night and sleep all day?

Yeah.

Oh. I'll do

whatever you guys want.

Good.

'Cause I bought this pretty

sunhat for you. Linda.

But otherwise this poncho,

if you wanna be safe.

We can deal with

it later, Linda.

Okay.

Oh! Come see.

I've set up your bedroom.

It's just like Transylvania.

Oh, Transylvania.

That was a fun experience.

Mike was afraid he'd get

disemboweled and eaten,

but I told him he

was just being silly.

That was you, Linda.

Oh. There they are.

You know, we have a couple of

mixed families in the neighborhood,

so I thought I'd

invite them over.

They might be nice

for you guys to talk to

since you're

thinkin' about moving here.

Hi, Caren. Hi, Pandragora.

Welcome, Mavis.

Hey, guys.

Yeah, you're gonna dig

it here. Don't even worry.

People are totally cool

with our lifestyle choice.

I mean, the

kids get picked on a little,

but it toughens them up.

Oh, hey, you guys.

And this is Loretta.

She's married to Paul,

who's a werewolf.

Excuse me?

Yes, I was telling Mavis about the

other monster-human couples in town.

I am not a werewolf.

Oh. I thought...

Well, you're welcome to stay and

have some cupcakes.

? Vampires will be friends forever

? Through

the centuries together

? Even in

the brightest sunny weather

? Vampires will

be friends forever

? Literally

? Forever

Great job, vampires.

Give yourselves a hug.

Mmm...

We're going.

What? Where?

Why are we doing this?

You'd rather be listening

to those putrid new songs?

What happened to Michael

Row Your Corpse Ashore?

Or Old McWerewolf Had An Axe?

We shouldn't be up here, Drac.

Who's ready to fly?

Me! Me! Like a superhero.

Better! Like a vampire!

This thing is rickety.

You know what? Maybe the

kid isn't supposed to fly.

Quiet. This is how they learn. You

throw them and they figure it out.

It's how I was taught.

I wanna fly now!

Attabat. You know Papa's

right here if you need him.

Uh. I can't watch this.

Please don't.

Here we go!

Wee!

He's still not flying.

He will.

Still not.

It'll happen.

This is a tall tower.

That's why it's good.

You should get him.

He's gonna fall to his death.

He's taking his time.

Drac!

I did that my first time.

He's getting too

close to the ground!

You know what?

He's not gonna fly.

Ah.

I told you.

Papa's always here for you.

Again! Again!

Oh, dear. Oh, my devil. We're

gonna have to report this.

You mean to the papers?

I guess it was pretty cool,

but I'm not about getting press.

No, sir.

I mean the authorities.

I can't not report

child endangerment.

Whoa!

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