Hotel Transylvania 2 Page #5

Listen to me. That was fun.

Your singing is

child endangerment.

Should we go

down and help him?

Nope. I told him this

was nuts. He's on his own.

We have to call

the boy's mother.

No, that ain't happening.

His mother's

already nutsy koo koo!

I have to follow protocol.

You will not follow protocol.

I'm a vampire.

I can't be hypnotized.

Right.

Now, please. Don't

make me call the police.

No one's calling nobody!

Aah!

Fire!

Stop, drop and roll.

Stop, drop and roll.

Screaming's not helping!

Yay!

Are we bad guys, Papa Drac?

Bad?

No. You're

the best kid in the world.

We didn't start the fire.

It was the tower.

That's a very unsafe tower. You're

lucky we don't call the authorities.

Let's go, my hero.

Cebause I'm Batman!

To the Batmobile!

Yes. To the...

Sorry about all that stuff. I

guess they thought you'd like it.

Why do I feel so weird here?

No, hon. They're being weird.

I think they're

just trying to help me.

I mean, I grew up knowing

nothing living inside that hotel.

And you learned about everything

growing up in Santa Claus.

Santa Cruz. But, uh...

Maybe if Dennis grows up

away from Transylvania,

he won't be so freaky.

Like me.

Are you nuts?

Mavis, you're a blast.

You're so full of life

and curious about everything.

If Dennis grows up

to be just like you,

I'll be

the luckiest dad in the world.

I love you,

Johnnystein.

You know what?

As long as we're all together,

we'll be happy anywhere.

Even at the hotel.

Yes!

What are you doing?

Check out this

video my friend sent me.

This kid is

an awesome daredevil.

Ah.

Oh, dude!

Did you get it?

Wait! Is that Dennis?

No! Is it? No. It's just hard

to see. But...

Oops. Just deleted it.

So, it's gone.

What? It's Mavis.

I'm not answering it.

Come on, Drac. You have to.

All right!

Yes, honeybunch.

Dad? Where are you?

Um... We're outside the hotel

having a little cookout.

It's perfectly safe.

What's that noise?

Is that a siren?

Oh, those are just some

wailing banshees checking in.

Quiet, you banshees.

We're trying to have a

perfectly safe cookout over here.

Mommy!

I wanna say hi! Mommy! Mommy!

Papa Drac just tried

to teach me how to fly.

Wait a minute.

Is that the mother?

Oh, no. Static again.

I am coming back to

the hotel right now.

And you better be there or I swear,

Dad, you're gonna be very sorry.

What's goin' on?

We need to get

home right away.

Whoa!

Okay.

I'll go wake up my backpack.

Guys, we gotta move.

We got no car!

How we gonna get out of here?

Don't worry.

I made a call.

I'm sorry, Blobby. We really

meant to call you sooner.

Hit it!

Transylvania.

You want to go where?

Transylvania.

As soon as possible.

We don't fly

direct to Transylvania.

You don't?

You can go to Bucharest,

but you'll have to

switch planes in

Chicago and then Zurich.

So, when would we get there?

Well, the Chicago flight's

delayed due to bad weather.

So, two seats in coach?

No!

No!

Yes.

You have to go now? When

we finally have no traffic.

You're killing me, Blobby.

I still have some cloud on me.

Gotta do a selfie!

Johnny! Not now!

Okay. Maybe later.

This scooter thing's out of

juice. We're never gonna make it.

Frank, blow.

Now!

How fun is this? Why are

you laughing? You like that?

Watch this.

Coochie-coochie-coochie-coo!

Now this is flying,

Denisovich.

Like a vampire.

Wee!

That's my boy. Look at you go.

You're the coolest guy

who wears a cape, Papa Drac.

Ugh!

So, hey, when are you going

to get here already?

We've been waiting...

Give me my son.

We just went out

for some avocados.

Mommy! I flew!

I saw.

? Mother's

already nutsy koo koo

? Nutsy koo koo

?.Oh, dear. Oh, dear

? Oh, my devil

I have to follow protocol

? That ain't happening

That ain't happening

? Mother's already

? Koo koo

? Koo koo

I was worried Dennis wasn't

safe around other monsters.

Now I don't even feel like

he's safe around you.

But I was just...

What was it you said?

Human, monster, unicorn.

That it didn't matter?

Well,

I just know his life would...

We'll have his birthday party

here on Wednesday.

Then we're moving.

Please, Mavey. Don't leave.

Maybe you've let humans

into your hotel, Dad.

But I don't think you've

let them into your heart.

Hmm...

I can do it.

I can do it.

I'm a bat. I'm a bat.

I'm a bat.

I'm a bat. I'm a bat!

Dennis?

What are you doing, sweetie?

Uh... Nothing.

Careful. Let me help

you down from there.

Are you getting

excited about your big party?

I guess so.

You know who's coming?

Daddy's whole family.

Grandpa Mike

and Grandma Linda.

All your cousins and aunts and

uncles who love you so much.

And then they're gonna be with

us when we move to California.

Mommy, are we going away

cebause I'm not a monster?

What?

No. Dennis, of course not.

It's just grown-up stuff.

Okay.

But what about Papa Drac?

He's gonna be here all alone.

Papa Drac has to stay

here to run the hotel.

But he'll visit us.

And we'll visit him.

Can we call him every night?

Sure.

Awesome!

Hello. We're here.

? The night brings

Johnny's family here

? To take away all

that Drac holds dear?

Welcome, welcome.

? Hide your feelings

? Keep them all inside

Dude, why do you wanna leave?

This place is out of control.

I don't wanna leave.

All these awesome

freakazoids!

So, who's the

coolest monster?

Kakie.

Kakie.

Kakie.

What a wussbag.

Isn't it nice to have

the whole family together?

Mavis, do you have any cousins

or thingies in your family?

No. It's just been me and Dad.

I never did ask how

you lost your mom.

Oh. She was

killed by angry humans.

Oh...

? Awkward

But there is my Grandpa Vlad.

Oh, you have a grandpa?

Yeah. He'll be at the party.

I invited him.

You invited him?

Dad, he's never seen Dennis. I

wanted them to meet once before we go.

Sure.

Great. Peachy. Good old Vlad.

Anybody have a wet wipe?

Holy rabies. He finally

invites me to something.

He's got a grandkid?

And he never told you?

Easy, Bela. At least there's

another vampire in the family.

It's at a hotel?

Fancy schmancy.

Hotels are for humans!

Bela, shut your blood hole.

Look what you started.

Don't worry, gang.

I raised my son to hate and kill

and steal the souls of humans

like a good boy.

Yes,

Grandpa Vlad will be so happy

when he sees the big masquerade

party Johnny and I have planned.

What?

Play along.

It's my dad.

You have a dad?

That's funny.

Listen to me. My dad

cannot know you're a human.

Or any of your family.

What? But, Drac,

I'm proud that we're...

Or he'll steal your family's

souls and eat your backpack.

That's right, gang.

We're gonna make the birthday

a monster masquerade party.

Really?

Oh, that's lovely.

Sort of like a last hurrah before

Dennis gets to be with normal people.

I couldn't have

said it better.

What do you think, Mavis? I think

I'm starting to like being creepy.

You're lucky we don't

call the authorities.

Let's go, my hero.

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