Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation

Budapest, Budapest,

the next stop, Budapest.

Budapest is the next stop.

Budapest.

- Tickets, ladies.

- Ooh, here you go.

- Here's mine.

- And mine.

- Mine too.

- Here you go.

And, thank you, young man.

Man, I hate wearing disguises.

This heels are killing me.

Okay, take it down a notch,

we don't want to alarm the humans.

Psst, Drac.

I'm about to freak out!

- You're a nice kitty.

- I'm good kitty cat. Meow, meow.

Oh, no, not this clown again.

Good evening, travelers,

I am professor Abraham Van Helsing. Yes.

One of the Van Helsing's.

For centuries, my families protected

humanity from the evils of monsters.

So, you can believe me

when I tell you

there are monsters hiding

amongst you!

But fear not,

for I am a professional.

And I know

how to flush out this beast.

- And bring them into the light!

- Fire, Bad!

Sorry, guys.

Finally, first I kill Dracula,

and then the rest of the monsters!

Why do you keep doing this? Your dad,

your grandfather, your great-great-granny.

I defeated them all.

When will you Van Helsing's

ever learn to let go of the hate?

Never! Because you monsters

are evoked!

- Eh, squeak, squeak?

- Huh, A mouse?

You can't run from me, Prince of Darkness!

I will hunt you for all eternity.

I swear, I will never rest

until I destroy you!

And... Every... Other... Monsters...

If it's the last thing... I... Ever... Ahhh!

Boy, that guy is annoying.

Maybe one day there will be a place where

the monsters can go, to get away from it all.

Take a vacation, who knows? Maybe even

get married. Wouldn't that be something?

Shh, okay. Shh, shh.

When is this thing starting?

Oh, you made them cry, Wayne.

- Oh, Except this little one.

- That's Sunny, she doesn't cry.

- Ow!

- She bites.

This is a very

special moment, Carl.

Any second, your beautiful bride

is going to walk right down the aisle.

Oh no, Drac. She's not coming.

Oh, don't worry. Mavis is with her.

I'm sure everything is under control.

Mavie, is everything under control?

Um... yup, just a slight case

of pre-wedding jitters.

Yup, everything is fine.

Please, try to relax, Lucy.

I've taken care of everything.

The wedding is going to be perfect.

It's not that. Just... how do I know

I'm doing the right thing?

I know just how you feel.

The day I married Johnny

was the best day of my life, but...

- ...I was so nervous.

- Not as nervous as I was.

And you should have seen my dad,

he was a mess.

I wouldn't get out

of my coffin that night.

But he knew

it was meant to be.

It doesn't matter where you come from,

or how different you are.

A zing only happens

once in your life.

And you have to cherish it.

You're right! Thank you!

All right, okay.

Oh, okay.

I do.

I do.

- Do you hear that?

- Yes, I thought we locked him in his room.

We did!

- Hi, mom. Hi, papa!

- Dennis!

Tinkles was great,

so we let him out.

Tinkles, sit!

Ugh, whose idea was it

to let Dennis have a pup?

- Umm, yours?

- Okay. Eh...

Eh... Right.

- Poor Tinkles.

- Dennis?

Look, honey,

I know you love Tinkles,

but we're not allowed to bring our dogs...

Uh... uh, I mean our pets everywhere.

- Okay?

- Okay.

DJ Jessy Johnny in the house.

It's time to welcome

the happy couple.

Mr. and Mrs. Prickles!

The bride and groom, invite everyone

to join them on the dance floor.

Care to dance?

- Is that her?

- Ooh, watch out now.

She got stitches

in all the right places.

Okay, there's no way that

is related to you, Frank.

Well, she's my

right arm's cousin.

- Oh!

- Ah, I see it now.

Frank wanted me to meet you.

We're arm new cousins.

Twice he moved.

Ah, of course, eh...

I don't recognize that bicep anyway.

He thought since we're both single,

we might hit it off. Maybe go on a date?

Date? Oh, well, eh...

It's just that, eh...

Whoa, DJ's booth

is a sacred space!

Oh! I love this song!

Do you want to dance? Dracula?

Oh, where'd he go?

Dracula! Dracula!

What's the matter, Dracula?

Don't like her?

No offense, but you can't be

too picky.

You haven't had a date

in 100 years.

Look, guys. I appreciate your concerns,

but it's... It's not up to me.

You only zing once, and I did.

Times have changed, buddy.

You can even find someone

to zing with on your phone now.

What? Really?

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm far too busy. I have Mavis and Dennis

in the hotel, and blah blah blah.

Um, did you guys hear that?

He actually said, "Blah blah blah".

I don't say, "Blah blah blah"!

What can I help you with,

Lord of Darkness?

Eh, Uh...

I'm looking for a Zing.

Okay, changing Thumbread.

No, no,

I'm looking for a date.

The date is Friday, July 13th.

No, no, no, no.

I want to meet someone.

Understood.

You want to eat dim sum.

Are you kidding me, right now?

Don't you get it?

I want to go on a date.

I'm... lonely.

I understand.

- You want Baloney.

- Ugh.

What? Look at that there,

come on. Huh?

Too many eyes. Too few eyes.

Not into tentacles.

Match found? No, no, no!

No, no!

- First things first.

- Whoa!

I'm not into games, you'd better have a job,

and my cats have to like you.

Oh, hey! No, no!

Oh, whoa, no!

- Dad?

- Oh, Mavis! Oh, what are you doing here?

I was just checking on the honeymoon suite

and I heard something.

Oh, I'm sorry my little bed-bug,

I wa... I was just cleaning the attic.

Oh, Cleaning the attic, cleaning the attic,

La-la, So dirty in the attic

- Who is that?

- Are you on the phone?

What? This? I was just... Eh... trying

to find a maid to help me with the mess.

A maid?! Who do you think...

Thank you, I'll check your apertures

and get after you. Goodbye!

Ah-da-dee, Ooh-la-la,

Dee-doo

- Oh! I didn't do it... I...

- Dad, stop trying to hide it from me?

- Hide? Who? I mean, what, me?

- Yes.

And I know what it is.

Uh, really?

You're stressed out

from working too hard.

Oh, okay, yes.

You got me, yes.

Hey, it's a big hotel, you know?

Can't get to everything.

What about you,

you are pretty busy yourself.

I know. It seems like now that

we're working together more,

we're seeing each other less.

Oh, yeah, you're absolutely right.

I'm working too much, you're working too much.

We should really take a break.

Starting right now, night-night.

- Oh...

- I'm still here.

Aww...

Oh! Hey, honey.

You ready for... date night?

Aww... That's okay sweetheart,

you rest.

You know, dad's right.

We need a break.

We need to all be together again.

Like a family.

We used to.

Have you overworked

and stressed out?

Do need some family time?

Are you a monster?

Then you need a vacation.

A monster vacation.

Welcome aboard. Gremlin air.

Stop it! Clean the glass!

Ladies and gentlemen, please direct

your attention to the front of the cabin.

For your safety, please,

unbuckle your seat belts.

In the likely event, we experience

a sun dropping cabin pressure...

...oxygen will be provided for you.

- Can I stow that for you, sir?

- All right, thanks.

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