Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Page #2

- Coffee?

- That would be lovely.

Mavis, please, you're torturing me!

You know I hate surprises.

This is a fun surprise.

I know fun surprises.

Just tell me where we're going.

Why are we on the plane?

We can fly, you know?

Back in my day, people took trains.

Now, that's classy.

Sure, dad, 40 hours in a classic size room

with you and uncle Bernie,

and his smelly cigars.

Arguing who is more attractive,

Cleopatra or Nefertiti.

- Oh, Nefertiti.

- Okay dad, thank you.

Mavis, this is such an

amazing surprise.

I can't wait to spend time

with the people I love most.

But I beg of you...

tell me where we're going!

No, I've taken care of everything.

So, you don't need to worry.

You've been so stressed out lately.

It's time for you to relax.

- Well, isn't that better.

- Ooh yes, so relaxed.

I'm gonna go check

on you know who.

I'll be right back,

I have to go to the bathroom.

- Hey, did you see that?

- Dennis went to the bathroom!

Uh... Okay.

Psst! Hey, where are you?

There you are, Tinkles.

Don't worry, we'd never

leave you alone alive.

Okay, folks. You're free to move around

the cabin as we had started our descent.

So, any made plans

for the weekend, Netbale?

Oh, you know, the usual.

Gotta take the kids to soccer.

Snacks, beverages, snacks,

beverages, snacks...

Ladies and gentlemen, we've arrived

at our destination, The Bermuda Triangle.

Ooh.

Welcome to The Bermuda Triangle,

where you'll embark

on a monster cruise of a lifetime.

A cruise!?

Surprise!

Oh, no, no, no!

But it's... just like the hotel...

on the water.

I just figured you need a vacation

from running everyone else's vacation.

You've barely been out of the hotel since...

Well, since mom died.

But this is a chance

to make new room for us.

With all of us, with Dennis.

Who made you into such

an amazing daughter?

You.

Heh-heh, that's right.

What a proud man.

- Come on, Dennisovich, let's get cruising!

- Yehey!

Okay! Smile.

Thank you.

"No Pets Allowed"?

Uh-oh.

Perfect.

Dennis, come on.

Oh, hello. Welcome aboard.

Uh, this is Bob.

- Say, "Hi, Bob".

- Hi, Bob.

Oh, my Gosh, Griffin.

I'm like, so excited.

This is like, the nicest hotel

I've ever been to.

Yeah!

Man, this is amazing!

There's so much to do.

A living size swimming pool.

All you can eat buffet?!

Full service Spa?!

Ooh-ho, give me

a seaweed re-wrap.

Wow, it sounds like everything

we can do at our hotel?!

Except on the water!

You nailed it, honey.

Your dad is going to love this.

Best summer vacation ever!

Wait till you see

the itineraries.

Oh, that's nice.

Frank, "Fire, Bad" remember?

Oh, yeah, right, but uh...

maybe we can find your own fireworks

on the cruise, huh?

It's not the love boat, Frank.

I'm just here to have fun with my family.

Ahoy, there!

Welcome aboard.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

Whoa! Who is that?

I am Captain Ericka, and yes,

I'm human.

But don't hold that against me,

I could not be more excited

to have all of you on-board,

our first ever monster cruise!

Dad, are you okay?

(SPEAKING TRANSYLVANIAN)

Oh, no. He's having

a heart attack!

Drac? Not likely.

And the only heart attack that can

hurt him is with a wooden stake.

It must be a stroke!

- Actually, I think it might be her.

- Ow!

Watch where you're pointing, mister.

I'm right here.

You always stand so close to me.

It's creepy.

...hiding, living in the shadows,

but not anymore.

You've stood up and waved your hand,

a claw or tentacle, and said,

"We're here, we are hairy

and it is our right to be scary"!

Now, it's time to celebrate.

You'll enjoy gourmet dinings, swirling

adventures and non-stop entertainment.

All awaits to our final destination.

The lost city that isn't

lost anymore, Atlantis!

Oh, yeah!

Whoa, the fish are acrobats.

The fishcrobats!

Hello, how can I

help you with?

So, you must be

the one and only, Dracula.

I have waited

so long to meet you.

Wow, you really don't age do you?

I'd kill for your skin.

(SPEAKING TRANSYLVANIAN)

Oh, you're speaking Transylvanian.

Oh, I always wanted to learn.

(SPEAKING TRANSYLVANIAN)

Oh, such a romantic language.

You know, there's just something about an accent

that makes a man sound so intelligent.

That's Transylvanian right there,

he's saying It's... "It's nice to meet you".

Oh, well, then.

Ali-boo-boo to you as well.

Drac! Drac!

Drac, snap out of it!

Wait, wait. I have always

wanted to do this, alright?

Wake, up! Wake up, Drac!

Snap out of it!

Hey, enough!

- Hey buddy, you okay?

- No, no, not okay. Not, okay.

I... I... I... Zinged.

(SINGING)

- Ooh.

- Ooh, Check that out.

Here we go.

- Hmm. Yummy.

- Grrr.

Papa!

"Kids Club"?

What's a kids club?

- Fish.

- That's right, dear.

I'm still not sure I understand.

- You take my kids all day on purpose?

- Fish.

That's right. What's exactly

don't you understand?

Why?

So, they can have a great time,

and you can have a great time.

Fish.

Oh, don't worry, you'll get them back

at the end of the day.

Oh, well.

That's better than nothing.

So... What do we do now?

I think... I think we do

whatever we want.

Whatever we want?

Whatever we want.

- Whatever we want.

- Whatever we want.

Whatever we want.

- Whatever we want. Whatever we want.

- Whatever we want. Whatever we want.

Oh, hi. Hello.

How are you all doin'?

- Good evening, captain.

- Oh, well, hello. Oh, my goodness.

Would you mind uh... lifting, uh...

lifting your tail?

- You know?

- Oh, certainly.

Okay. Thank you so much.

- Oh, hello.

- Welcome aboard.

Oh, you were so right,

great-grandfather!

Monsters are disgusting!

They're animals!

I'll be right there!

Dracula, is he on-board?

Yes, I saw him.

Face to face, Ugh!

I was so nice to him.

That pale face of his, and his goofy smile.

Showing off his fangs.

Ugh! It's just like

you tought me.

He's even worse than I did!

It was that faithful night, that I realize,

the human could never defeat a monster.

But I wouldn't let

our family legacy die.

And so I began...

To search for an answer.

And I saw it,

in an ancient text.

An Instrument of destruction, so powerful

it destroyed Atlantis. A whole city of monsters.

And laired deep

within new runwood lane, waiting.

Endlessly,

a service for the lost city.

Time passed,

and my body began to fail me.

Oh, it was so fragile.

First, my liver then my spleen.

Followed by a kidney or two.

And my good looks. Oooh!

But I wouldn't let that stop me.

I replaced my feeling organs

with technology!

And look at me now.

Mmm-hmm.

Oh, girl,

it's an improvement, really.

Um... sure.

And now after 120 years,

I finally found Atlantis.

Oh! Forget about all this! Let me get rid

of the dracula right now.

I was so close to him,

I could've just...

No, no, no, no!

We have to stick to the plan.

Lure the monsters to Atlantis,

retrieve the Instrument of destruction.

Trap them there,

and then flush them out.

It's temporary now.

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