Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Page #3

Now, promise me.

You won't try and kill Dracula.

Ugh, fine! I promise!

Promise word.

I promise I wouldn't try

and kill Dracula. Okay?

Don't worry, great-grandfather,

I won't try and kill him...

I will kill him!

Oh! Darn it.

Work it, Dracula.

You know it.

Oh, looking good, Drac.

Feeling good, Frank.

Look at you, so fancy.

What? This? Please.

Ooh, dress to impress, huh?

Impress? Oh, who do I need

to impress?

Hey, is that Captain Ericka?

Oh no, no, no, no!

Oops. No, not her.

Ooh, that's great!

Very, amusing.

Sorry, Drac. You know, it's just...

We've never seen you like this.

I know, I know. It doesn't make any sense.

You can't zing twice. It's impossible!

But I did, so now I...

But what about, Mavis?

She wants you to be happy, right?

I'm sure she'll go

with the flow.

Oh, no, no, no! Mavis needs me,

she depends me.

I need to be home

with my family.

Hey, Murray here may be

from Egypt,

but you're the one in denial.

You guys get that?

- Ow! You hit me right in the...

- Mavis!

Don't say a word,

or I'll hunt your dreams.

Having fun?

Oh, I'm having even more fun,

now that you're here.

You know, dad, I feel really lucky

to have this time with you.

All of us together,

it's really special.

Me too, Spider-Monkey.

Now, are you ready for me

to destroy you in monster ball?

Whoo-hoo! Monster ball!

Come on, Papa Drac!

Oh, do bring it on!

For I am king of family fun!

Alright! Who is ready

to get pubbled?

I gotta warn you, I've played second team

co-ed Intramural volleyball at Santa Cruz.

Sure, pal. Whatever you say.

Everybody, just please, watch the hair.

Watch the hair!

Oh, let's go! Let's do this!

Oh, my gosh! This is gonna be

so much fun.

Be ready! Here comes the pain!

Not the hair! Not the hair!

No, no, no, no, no...

Oh, yes!

Captain Ericka,

you are needed on deck.

Next stop.

Bye-bye, Dracula.

Okay, baby!

Oh, baby. I got this.

Hey, there monsters.

Yeah! What I'd say?!

We're arriving

at our first destination.

The under water volcano!

Everyone, grab your scuba gear and get ready

to explore the wonders of the sea.

Especially, you. Count Dracula.

You see that now? She likes you.

- Oh, no, no, no, no...

- That sounds like a zing in full effect.

No, no, no, no, no...

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes...

I'm just here to have family fun.

Family, family, fun, fun.

Oh, yes, right about here...

Right this way, everyone.

Welcome to one of the true wonders

of the under watered kingdom.

I give you, Volcano Del Fuego!

Or as the local sea life call it...

Oh, what a cute family.

What? No it's not!

Dracula, bad! Dracula, bad!

Frank, we just ate. I can't believe

you're hungry already.

I'm sorry. You know what it is... It's all just...

All that sea-food, just swimming around it. When I say food.

Oh, man!

Oh, Dracula, Dracula, Dracula,

Dracula, Dracula!

I get so close,

it's almost like he's teasing me.

I just... I can't stand it anymore!

I have to get him!

Boy, that under water

volcano was hot!

Oh. Hi, Bob.

Buddy, we promised you we'd play... uh...

ping-pong now?

Um, Dennis, who is this?

- Uh... it's our friend, Bob.

- Say, "Hi, Bob".

Hi, Bob.

Okay! Time to go play ping-pong.

Drac! Drac! Drac! Drac!

Drac! Drac!

Hey, boys, where's the fire?

- Oh, uh! Well, Griffin here, he...

- He has something to tell you.

Me?

Uh... Oh! Yeah, I got this

bite on my hand, and since you know...

Gee... You're a biting expert,

I thought you could take me...

- Yeah, come on. Over here!

- The light is there...

Okay...

Okay, what is going on? You guys

are acting weirder than normal.

And your normal is pretty weird.

You are not gonna believe

what we heard but...

Everybody loves the Drac!

She can't get enough about Drac! Drac!

Drac, dance back! You got the zing!

All the zing, zing, zing

Shh! I told you

I don't want to upset, Mavis.

But, what are you talking about?!

Okay, well see, Frank on hungry

so, no surprise there, but uh...

We swam back the ship,

and we found Ericka, raving about you!

She can't live without you, buddy.

It's serious!

You can't deny the zing, baby

So, Drac, this is great. Now, are you

gonna make her move on your coffin or what?

Ah, yes. Maybe?

No, no... It's been awhile,

I don't even know, where to start.

It's easy, Drac.

Make some small talk.

And remember to smile.

- Look into her eyes.

- Jimmy Cash her.

- Say something funny.

- Ask her where her parts are from.

- Oh, and say that her wrappings look nice.

- You like coffins.

Compliment her.

"Your neck looks delicous"

Here she comes.

Okay, Drac. Hit it.

Your delicous neck wrappings are in a nice coffin.

Would you like to see my parts?

Yes, I'd love

to go out with you.

- What?

- What?!

Canteena, midnight.

Don't be late.

Phew! That was a close one.

- Wait!

- Tinkles, come back!

Stop it, Tinkles!

Stop!

- Tinkles, stop!

- Wait!

Move, move, move...

Tinkles, stop!

I've been found!

You'll never get me, monster!

Shh! Tinkles, stop! Shh! Shh!

Ew...

Everybody, we are pulling up

to our next stop. The deserted island.

It's time to get lost on the beach.

And we hope you, a time in yourselves.

Some fun and relaxation.

Whoo-hoo! Beach time!

Johnny, you go set everything up.

And, dad, you go get in line for the snow cones.

You know, actually, I was thinking,

You and Charlie should spend some time together.

What do you call it again?

Eh... Date night?

Date night?!

- What are you gonna do?

- Well, I thought me and the guys,

would take this oppurtunity

to spend some quality time

- with Dennis.

- Oh, okay. That's a great idea.

Come on, Johnny. Date night.

Da-da-da-date night!

Okay, here you go!

- Good girl!

- I got this one.

- What was that?

- It sounds like our children.

It is our children! Run!

Frank, would you rub some moon-screen

on my back, before I get burned?

Wait one second, honey.

I-I... the kids buried me in the sand.

Mmm. Thanks, honey.

Isn't this place amazing?

Whoa, the menu is in the bottle!

Genius! Isn't that awesome, honey?

What? Oh, Sorry. I was just thinking

about my dad.

Don't you think

he's acting weird lately?

Not really. Besides having

a huge crush on the Captain.

- What?

- Oh, yeah. The love boat,

is definitely making another run.

No way, he's... he's my dad.

I know, right? It's weird.

When my parents kiss,

I still close my eyes.

I guess, I never thought about him

with anyone besides my mom.

You're cool with it though, right?

Of course,

I-I want him to be happy.

Totally.

Totally...

Good evening, my friend.

Have you, eh... beverage?

To quench me of my, bargement.

Yes, of course, Mr. Chupacabra.

Thank you very much.

You look ravishing.

Oh, um... thank you.

I was just...

So, um... does Captain Ericka

have a last name?

Uh... Uh.. Oh, uh...

Oh, Guacamolle!

Ericka Guacamolle?

That's so... International.

No! Guacamolle for us to share.

Oh, how beautiful is that

full moon tonight.

Look, right behind you.

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