Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Page #5

crazy things.

Really, John?

What's most important to understand...

is that love is an infinite enigma

that is beyond our understanding.

You and I have were two halves.

A world apart.

But then, we followed the strand of destiny,

and were brought together and now has made one whole.

But what if she and he...

You must release all the negativity,

and look within.

For bond is unbreakable.

You're right, honey.

Wow... thanks.

Whoa, you sounded pretty smart, dad.

Oh, that? That was just the velocity

of secret zing from my favorite TV show,

when I was a kid.

Kung-fu Shaolin Monk Master.

Anyways,

let's get back to dancing.

Cool.

- Dad? You have to talk to Ericka.

- What?

I know. I know what I said

before, but...

maybe I over reacted a teensy bit.

It's just the thought

of losing you.

What? What are you

talking about? Losing me?

Well, obviously after you get married,

you're gonna live on the ship, and travel around the world.

Whoa, whoa, whoa...

Slow down, Mavis.

There are two things

I can promise you.

One:
nothing can ever take me

from you and all my family.

Two:
I will never live on a boat.

You're my cute little tarantula!

How can I ever leave you?

Dad, seriously? Go talk to her.

I can't. You heard what she said.

She could never be with someone like me.

No, dad. You're just a half and you have

to follow your destiny to find it. Infinite whole.

You sound like Johnny.

Point is,

you can't deny a zing.

Monster? Human? Unicorn?

It doesn't matter.

So, go to her. Now!

Okay. I'm on it.

Hey man, you're not allowed up here.

The DJ booth is a sacred space...

No, no, no, Tinkles!

Quiet, quiet!

Who is this?

Heh! I know you recognize me.

Your greatest rival.

Hmm? Oh, right! You're on that

holiday inbound by the airport.

No! It is I!

Abraham Van Helsing.

Van Helsing?

After all this years.

You look... awful.

Well, who always redicrocent self.

Well, this will serve you out!

And all monsters!

Eh... Huh? That's just Ericka's

family heirloom thingy.

Good, Malericka.

Ericka?

You fool, not only is she

the ships captain,

but she also happens to be...

Wait, you tell him.

I'm his great-granddaughter.

I'm Ericka Van Helsing.

I knew there was something

wrong with her.

- But...

- I...

...see what happened... I...

Well, now that we're all caught up.

Let's get back to the dying.

Behold, the key to the demise

of all monsters.

Uh... let's see, right and then...

Listen to the melody

of your destruction.

Ooh, I didn't know

it'd be that good.

Yeah!

Hey, look! It's the Kraken...

Everybody out, now!

We're trapped!

Everybody get back!

This has to stop now!

Drac, no!

Dad!

Mavis!

Time for the

immortal Dracula to die.

Dad!

No!

Ericka!

Bob! Help!

Tinkles?! Dennis?

Um, no. Bob is Tinkles?

How did he get here?

But thank goodness he did.

'Cause look!

You can't do this,

you're wrong about monsters!

Dracula, he saved my life.

What?!

I'm so sorry, Drac. I was trying

to kill you this whole time.

But then I realize

how wrong I was.

How wrong all of this is.

And then I...

I zinged.

Zinged? What's a zing?

It's a monster thing.

You wouldn't understand.

It's like true love.

Love?

Well, I guess the legacy

ends with me.

That's an awkward ending.

Nope! It's time to start

a new legacy.

A monster-human legacy.

No!

Drac! Van Helsing's beat are controlling

the giant octopus thingy.

If there's one thing I hate,

it's an evil DJ.

Bringing...

Positive energy.

Get ready for a DJ battle!

You just carry all that stuff

around with you?

Once a bar mitzvah DJ,

always a bar mitzvah DJ.

We're gonna use good music,

to defeat his evil music.

- What?

- Trust me, I know the tunes,

but you've got the power.

Alright. Okay. Opening song

is me off the she-zack!

Ooh, got it! Play this.

What is that noise?

Whoa, I like this one.

This feels good.

You fool!

Oh! His music is too powerful.

We're gonna need something even more positive.

Now, Drac!

Really?

It has a nice message.

I've had enough with this nonsense!

Johnny, we need the most brain dominating tone

happening in this song thingy,

in the history of all the universe!

Come on, come on, come on...

Where is it, where is it...

- Hurry up!

- I do not know!

There's too many choices!

No, wait!

This... is... it!

What the?

Boy, that stinks.

It's working.

Hey, Johnny's corny music

is defeating the evil music.

I kinda like it.

Hey, Macarena!

No!

I'm a slave to this rhythm!

Hey, Macarena!

No!

Drac, what are you doing?

Gotta be greater than Hades.

Why? Why after everything...

...would you save my life?

Because basically,

we are all the same.

Claws or hands,

two eyes or three eyes.

- Green skin.

- No skin.

- Prickly.

- Brainy.

I'm sorry.

You are amazing.

Look at me, Dennis.

Look at me.

Come on, you can't deny it.

No, I'm too young to zing.

I feel kind of silly now.

For decades,

I have hunted your kind...

...or executed you.

The only thing I can do

to make it up to you is...

Give you... eh...

A 30% refund.

- Oh, hell no!

- That's preposterous!

Oh, alright.

Full refund.

Wayne, Wanda.

What happened to you guys?

Yeah. We like,

hardly saw you on the cruise.

Yeah, I know. We got tranquilized and spent

most of the trip locked in a closet.

We're gonna book it again

for the holidays.

- Hi! Checking in?

- Yes. Thank you.

Great, I have a room

all ready for you.

Hey, buddy, would you mind...

Sure, thing pal.

Okay. Okay, what's going on,

Sneaky-pants?

Oh, nothing.

It's just, I wanted to make sure

nobody would bother us.

Oh, why?

Are you going to suck up my blood,

Blah, blah, blah?

No.

I was going to ask you if...

you would marry me?

Well, what do you say?

Will you marry me?

I... I...

(SPEAKING TRANSYLVANIAN)

Huh?...

I mean... I would...

(SPEAKING TRANSYLVANIAN)

What's she saying?

Uh... I'm not sure.

Yes!

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