Hounded Page #3

"Steadfast In All

That Is True."

I Told You,

Van Dusen Already Knows,

And He's Not Gonna Do

Anything About It,

And I'm Gonna Wind Up

At Starkwell Next Year.

They're Gonna Shave My Head

And Make Me Wear Boots.

Do You Want

To Pet Clancy?

I've Heard

That Petting A Dog

Can Relieve Stress.

[Growling]

I Don't Think So.

Dogs Hate Me.

Clancy Likes You.

He Told You

That, Did He?

In A Way.

Dogs Have

A Whole Lot Of Ways

Of Communicating.

Fine, Fine, Fine.

Have Clancy

Send Me An E-Mail.

Look, Look, I'm Sorry.

It's Just I'm So Upset.

My Life Is So Unfair.

So Do Something.

Don't Just

Sit Around

And Mope About It.

There Has To Be

A Way You Can Prove

That Ronny Stole

Your Presentation,

And If You Have

Some Proof,

Then You Can

Go To The Teachers

Who Were Judges.

Ha Ha!

I Just Thought Of A Plan.

I Gotta Go.

Ew! Whoa, Whoa, Hey!

Jay, Are You

All Right?

Yeah.

Come On, We're Late!

They're Not Gonna

Start Without Us.

You're The Headmaster

And Ronny...

Ronny Is The Peterson

Scholarship Winner,

And I Couldn't

Be Prouder.

Hello! Hug The Kid

In The Car If You

Have To Hug Him.

I'd Like To Get There

Sometime Tonight.

[Whining]

[Growling]

[Barking]

[Camille Barking Wildly]

N-N-Nice, Doggie.

Shh! Shh!

Nice Doggie!

No, No, No! Shh!

Want A--

How About A Nice

Gummy Candy?

Come On, Ronny,

I Know You Got

My Presentation

Here Somewhere.

Camille!

[Whistling]

Come On!

Camille!

Camille!

Camille!

Camille?

Camille!

Is Someone There?

Ohh! Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

[Snarling]

No, No, No!

Bad Dog! Go Home!

[Whining]

Go!

[Barking]

Go! Shoo! Go!

Go! Shoo!

No, Camille, Go Home!

[Growling]

Get, Get, Get!

Go Home! Get! Go Away!

Come On, Man,

Leave Me Alone!

Ugh!

Good! Now Go Home!

[Horns Honking]

[Brakes Squealing]

Camille, Come On!

Keep That Stupid Dog

On A Leash!

[Camille Snarls]

Ok?

Ugh! Come On! Gross!

I'm Gonna Barf!

You're Welcome.

Man, This Is Just Great.

For A Dog They Spend

So Much Money On,

They Sure Don't

Watch Out For Her

Very Well.

All Right, Come On

To My Place.

We'll Call Your Owners

When We Get There.

[Yipping]

We're Gonna

Have To Wait

Until After

The Van Dusens

Get Home

From The Ceremony

To Call Them.

So, Um, Just Behave

And...

Don't Bother Me.

[Ruff]

Get Down.

Stay...Stay Down.

Would You Get Down? Dang.

[Sighs]

We Put Enough Lead

In That Thing To Sink It.

No Wonder It Stopped.

It Sure Did.

Do You Soldiers

Hear That?

I'm Talking To You,

Boy!

Why Don't You

Get Down Right Now,

And Give Me 50!

That's What I Said--

[Machine Gun Fire]

[Grrr]

Marines:
1...2...3...

[Barking]

What? What Do You Want?

[Grrr]

I Don't Know

What That Means.

[Ruff Ruff]

Are You Hungry?

[Ruff]

Fine. Fine.

Let's See What's

In The Fridge.

[Grrr]

[Sighs]

What Do Dogs Eat? Hmm...

Here We Go.

You Like Pasta?

There You Go.

Here, You Want Some Meatloaf?

[Groans]

Uh-Oh.

Hey, Are You Ok?

[Groans]

Hey, Man, Maybe You

Should've Stopped Eating

After That Tofu Egg Salad.

[Burp]

Did You Kidnap

The Van Dusen's Dog?

Is That Your Plan?

I Didn't Kidnap It.

It Just Followed

Me Home When I Was

At Their House

Looking

For Evidence.

Hey, I'm Gonna Call

The Van Dusens

To Come Get It After

The Awards Ceremony.

Well, How Are You Going

To Explain Being

At Their Place?

Did Anybody See You?

Well, Their Maid Saw Me.

But I Put On A Mask

Before She Could Know

Who I Was.

Jay, You're In Trouble.

The Maid Saw Somebody

Sneaking Around,

And Their Prize Show Dog

Is Missing.

You're Gonna Call,

And Van Dusen Is Gonna Know

You Were There.

You Think?

Listen...

Just Bring The Dog Back

To Van Dusen's House

And Leave Her.

[Sigh]

[Dog Growling]

Go In There. Go.

Go In There. Stay.

No!

[Growl]

This Is Where

You Live.

[Whimper]

Now, Stay In There.

Go, Ok, Go.

Stay In There!

Oh, Oh, Man! Go Home!

Come On.

You Are Not

Coming Home With Me.

Ok?

[Ruff]

Stop Following Me, Man.

Go Home!

[Ruff Ruff]

No, No! You Are Not

Coming Home With Me.

[Thinking]

Man, Peterson Is Tight.

[Thinking] Forget It.

You're Going To Starkwell.

Camille! C'mere, Camille!

Dad?

Put It Anywhere

You Want.

Ok.

Ronny, Come On!

Not On The Floor!

Camille?

Camille.

C'mere, Camille.

Welcome To Espn's Highlights

Of Today's Masters Action.

Reporting

From The Clubhouse...

Ward, I Can't

Find Camille.

She Must Be

Around Here Somewhere.

I've Looked

Everywhere.

Everywhere, Eliza?

That Seems Improbable.

Come Help Me

Look!

[Tv Turns Off]

[Screaming]

Ah! Ah! Ah!

Get Out Of Here!

Adele, It's Me!

What Are You Doing?!

Adele, What In The World

Do You Think You're Doing?!

You Nearly Spatula-Ed Me

To Death!

Oh! Mr. Van Dusen!

Yeah!

I Am So Sorry.

I Tried

To Stop Them,

But There Were

Too Many Of Them.

Too Many Of Who?

They Were

In The Pool House.

I--

The Pool House.

Ronny?!

Yeah, Dad?

Is Everything All Right

In The Pool House?

Yeah, It's Fine.

Just Stay Out.

Tv:
And Now For That

Incredible Hole In One...

Ward, I'm Worried.

Adele Said The Yard

Was Swarming

With Huge Masked

Men.

Seems Fine Now.

Ronny Said

The Pool House Is Ok.

Probably Just

Some Neighborhood Kids.

Did You Notice

Anything Missing?

Yes, Camille!

What If They Took Her?

She's A Valuable

Show Dog.

They Must Know

How Much She's Worth.

She's Fine.

The Regional

Dog Show Trials

Are Only A Week Away.

She Has To Be Ready

To Compete.

She's Probably

Just Scared And Hiding.

She'll Turn Up.

She Always Turns Up.

But Ward! You Know

How Camille Gets

Without

Her Medications.

[Repeated Echoes]

Without Her Medications...

[Growling]

Nice Doggie.

Calm Down, It's Ok.

[Ruff Ruff]

It's Ok...It's Ok...

Oh, No! Aah!

[Growling And Snarling]

Oh No! Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

[Barking]

[Barking]

[Barking]

[Barking]

How Can Such A Little Dog

Cause So Much Damage?

Dad's Glove.

[Sighs]

Oh!

[Snoring]

[Barking And Snarling]

Man, Mike Is Gonna

Flip Out.

What Are You

Gonna Do?

I Gotta Get Rid

Of That Dog, First.

I Just Don't Know

How To Get It Back

To The Van Dusens

Without Them Thinking

I Stole It.

I Tried Leaving

The Stupid Dog There

Again Last Night,

But She Wouldn't Stay.

What If You

Called Them Up

And Disguised Your Voice

So They Didn't Know

It Was You

And Told Them You Were

Leaving The Dog

In A Basket In The Park,

And They Could Just

Come And Pick It Up?

Hey. Hey, That's Not

Such A Bad Idea.

[Distorted Voice]

Testing. 1...2...3.

[Telephone Dialing Beeps]

[Telephone Rings]

[Sighs] Hello?

[Disguised Voice]

Good Morning, Mr. Van Dusen.

Who Is This?

I Have Your Dog.

Really?

You've Kidnapped Our Dog.

No...No.

No, I Didn't Kidnap--

You Didn't Kidnap

The Dog?

That's Funny. I Thought

That's What It Was Called

When Someone Breaks

Into A House,

Steals A Person's Dog,

Then Calls Up

With A Disguised Voice

Asking For Ransom.

Mr. Van Dusen,

You Don't Understand--

No, You Don't Understand.

I'm Glad You Took The Dog.

You Can Keep Her.

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