Hounded Page #4

Don't Even Try

To Bring Her Back.

And If I Find You Anywhere

Near My House With That Dog

I'll Have You Arrested

So Fast

It'll Make Your Head Spin.

Oh, And By The Way,

How's Camille Doing

Without Her Medication?

Ha Ha Ha!

[Phone Beeps Off]

[Marbles Falling

On The Floor]

Oh...

Oh! Oh! Oh!

[Groans]

[Thump]

[Snarling]

Aah!

Get Off Me,

You Stupid Dog!

Uhh! Get Off!

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!

Aah!

[Barking And Growling]

[Barking And Growling]

Bye-Bye, Camille.

Sadly, I Won't Be Needing

These Allergy Pills Anymore.

I'll Never Sneeze Again

Without That Mutt.

Hah!

Ahh!

Ha Ha Ha! Ha!

[Camille Barking

And Scratching]

[Barking Stops]

[Camille Snarling]

No, No! Go Away!

Leave Me Alone!

Aah!

Heh Heh! Ha Ha Ha!

Gotcha!

[Yipping]

You Might As Well Stop

Because I'm Not

Letting You Out

Until I Figure Out

What To Do With You.

[Snarling]

[Whining]

You Don't Ever

Give Up, Do You?

[Snorting]

Aah! Oohh!

Aah! Aaahhh!

Get Off Of Me!

Aah! Get Off Of Me!

Heh Heh! Ha Ha!

Let Go Of Me,

You Stupid Dog!

Whoa!

Ha!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

What Are You Doing

Home Already?

You Said

You'd Be Home

At 1600 Hours.

You're, Like,

500 Hours Early.

The Garage Got The Part

For The Jeep Early.

Is That Ok With You?

Hey, What Is Up

With That?

Oh, I--I Had

A Little Accident

Climbing A Tree.

Yeah, Whatever.

Hey, Those Are My Socks!

Man, Do We Have To

Start This Again.

I Do Own Socks.

I Don't Steal Yours.

Yeah, Whatever.

We'll Just Have

A Little Look

In Your Dresser,

Shall We?

Here. Carry This.

Oof!

You're Gonna

Have To Toughen Up,

Little Brother,

If You're Gonna Cut It

At Starkwell Next Year.

Come On, Keep Up.

Let's Go, Double Time.

Now, I Heard About

The Peterson

Scholarship.

How?

Rule Number One,

Little Brother,

Always Have

Informants, Ok?

Now, I Know

You Worked Hard

On That Scholarship,

But Don't Sweat It.

You're Better Off.

Don't Go In There!

Why Not?

Maybe We Could

Go Out To Lunch.

You Know, Maybe

A Nice Monte Cristo?

Maybe A Reuben,

Some Sauerkraut?

I Missed You?

Nice Try.

Excuse Me.

I Can Explain.

Come Here, You.

You Threw A Party,

Didn't You?

No.

No, You Don't Understand.

I Was Just--

You Little Meatstain!

When I Get Through

With You,

There Isn't Gonna Be

Enough Of You Left

To Spread On Toast!

Come Here!

Oh, You're Dead,

Meatstain.

Ahh!

Mom's Gonna Hear

About This!

Ahh! Ahh!

What Was That?

No--Don't--Noth--

No, No, No.

Wait. Ok.

See? There's Nothing

In There, Ok?

Yeah, See?

Ahh!

Ooh! Ooh!

What Is This Thing?

Ahh! Ahh!

[Struggling]

Ahhh!

[Ruff Ruff]

He's Right Behind You.

Hurry Up!

All Right, Explain.

Whose Dog Is That?

It's The Van Dusens' Dog.

Headmaster

Van Dusen?

He Wanted Me To Help

Watch It For A While.

And I Asked Mom,

And She Said It Was Ok.

Oh, Yeah, Right.

Prove It.

How Am I Supposed

To Prove It?

Why Else Would I Have

The Van Dusens' Dog?

Yeah. Well,

You Know What?

I'm Not Taking

Responsibility

For That Stupid

Pooch, Ok?

Now You Get Out

There And Clean

Up That Mess.

I'm Not Helping.

Get Out There

And Subdue That Dog!

Go!

[Ruff Ruff]

Ahh! Oh!

[Ripping Sound]

Get Out Of There!

[Breathing Heavy]

Oh, For Crying Out Loud!

Step Aside, Son.

Watch How A Real Man

Handles That

Stupid Mutt.

Hey, Dog!

Aah! Ahh! No!

No, No, No!

[Barking And Snarling]

I Can't Fight!

I Can't! Wait! Wait...

[Snarling]

No! No!

Mike, Give Me

Your Hand!

Aah!

Mike!

[Struggling Sounds]

Jay, Do Something, Man!

Get Me Off Of This Table.

Look, It's Starting

To Crack, Man!

You Gotta Help Me!

Do Something!

Distract It Or Something!

Come Over Here.

No, No, No!

Get Out Of Here!

Shoo! Shoo!

The Table Is Cracking!

Just Come Over Here!

Ow!

You Ok?

No!

Stay Close To Me.

I Got You.

Ha Ha Ha.

Yeah.

[Vacuum Battery Dies]

What's Happening?

Cheap Batteries.

[Ruff]

Fetch!

Into The Kitchen!

Hurry Up!

Jay:
Ahh!

Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!

Ahh!

Go Away!

Go Check It Out.

Is She All Right?

She's Still Breathing.

I Think She Just

Knocked Herself Out.

She Should Be Ok.

Man, You Really Saved

My Skin Back There.

Ha.

Don't Mention It.

You Think Well

On Your Feet,

And You Keep A Cool

Head Under Pressure.

Those Are

Good Qualities

In A Soldier.

[Laser Explosions]

[Knock On Door]

Go Away!

[Knocking]

I Said--

Phooh.

Hello, Ward.

Mr. Columbus, Sir.

Ward, We've Been

All Through This.

Mr. Columbus

Was My Father.

Besides,

We're Family.

You Can

Just Call Me Sir.

Yes, Sir. I Guess You've

Heard About Our Tragedy.

Poor Camille.

That's Why I'm Here.

Eliza Called Me,

Distraught.

She Loves That Dog.

As Do We All, Sir.

I'll Cut Right

To The Chase, Ward.

Find That Dog.

Whatever It Takes.

Eliza Wants To Win

That Dog Show.

Make My Daughter

Happy

Or I'll Find A

Competent Headmaster

For My School.

Where's The Money

Mom Left?

In The Cookie Jar.

And When You Get

Finished Over Here,

Get Started

On The Living Room.

And I Suggest

You Shake A Leg.

We've Got Some Calisthenics

To Get To, Soldier.

What? No Way!

Hey, Don't Give Me

Any Lip. All Right?

This Is For

Your Own Good.

Now You May Be Smart,

But You're Still

A Little Scrawny.

You Won't Last A Week

At Starkwell.

Now What's

Van Dusen's Number?

I'm Gonna Call Him

And Tell Him To Pick Up

His Insane Dog.

No, No, No!

I Mean, I'll Do It.

You Know...

This Is All

My Fault Anyway, So...

I Should Be

Responsible For It.

That's What I Like

To Hear.

Good, Good,

Little Brother.

You're Taking

Responsibility

For Yourself.

Now, I'm Gonna Be

Upstairs Napping,

And When Mom Calls,

I Want To Talk

To Her.

Please Ring.

I'll Be A Nicer Person,

I Promise.

I Won't Ever--

[Ring]

Hello? Hello?

Hello, Mr. Van Dusen.

Ah, It's You.

Yeah. Um, I'm Gonna

Leave Your Dog In The Park.

Well, What Do You Want?

$2,000?

'Cause That's All

She's Worth, Really.

No, No. That's Not What--

Not What You Had

In Mind? Ok, Ok.

5,000.

You Said The Park?

Let's Meet At

The Ice Skating Rink.

4:
00. Ok?

Ah.

Do I Even Want To Know

What You Were Up To

In There?

I Thought You Were

Taking A Nap.

I Changed My Mind.

Well, I Didn't Want

To Disturb You,

So I Called Up

Mr. Van Dusen

And Asked Him

If I Can Bring

The Dog Back Now.

And He Said Meet Him

At The Park,

So Can I Get A Lift?

Well, I Guess I Do Owe You

From Before, So Let's Go.

Did You Ask

Van Dusen For Money?

What? Excuse Me?

For The Damages

To The House.

I Mean,

His Dog Caused It.

I'd Say It's At Least

A Couple Hundred

Bucks' Worth.

Oh. Uh, Oh...

Hey, Ask Him.

Ok? He's Loaded.

He Owes Us.

Ok. All Right, Sure.

I'll Ask.

[Low Growling]

Hurry, Man. She's Waking Up.

What?

Ahh! Oh, My God!

Ahh!

Pull Over!

I'm Pullin'!

[Ruff]

Ahh!

Hey, Man, Jump!

Jump!

Run! Run!

Both:
No, No!

She's Getting Away!

Great.

This Is Just Great.

No, See, Now You're

Gonna Have To Tell

Van Dusen That You

Lost His Dog.

But She's A Small Dog.

She Can't Go Too Far.

No. You Know What?

I Did Not Sign Up

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