Housefull Page #10

What'll happen to you?"

"What'll happen to you,mister?

What'll happen to you?"

"People on the floor."

"Come and get some more."

"People on the floor."

"Come and get some more."

"People on the floor."

"Come and get some more."

- "Dhanno."

Wow.

What beautiful embroidery.

I'm sure they must've

used 1000 labourers.

Come. Come with me.

Welcome to Buckingham palace.

Like it?

- Yes, sir.

Sir? Brother.

- Brother.

Thank you very much.

It's such a big day for you today.

And you brought us all here.

I had to, Aarush,

you're family now.

And anyway, the big day

isn't today. It's tomorrow..

Tomorrow?

We have to come back

here tomorrow again.

No, Aarush, I've decided to get

you and Sandy engaged tomorrow.

Major Rao.

- Yes.

Be right there.

The engagement is tomorrow.

Congratulations. Wow.

What happened?

We're being unjust with him.

What?

- Yes.

I should tell him everything.

Have you gone mad?

- No, no, listen to me.

Come on.

Hello.

Santa.

- And Banta.

We're here to cool

the Buckingham Palace.

Santa Banta coming in for AC

maintenance. - That's done.

It's really fun, Banta.

Buckingham Palace.

Buckingham Palace.

Banta, be silent.

- Okay.

Uckingham Palace. Uckingham Palace.

Come on, get it out.

Santa.

- Banta.

Don't touch that.

That's the wrong cylinder.

How can I pick it up

without touching it?

What a joke. What a joke.

Santa, we're here to put

the coolant, not that one.

If we open that here..

..people will go crazy

with a fit of laughter

Why is that?

- Because this contains laughing gas.

It's called nitrous oxide.

We have to deliver it

to the dentist, later.

They use during tooth extractions

And that's the tooth haha.. Truth..

What are you doing?

Bob, I want to speak the truth,

and I will. - No, you won't.

I will.

- Aarush. Listen to me.

Aarush you can explain

after you get married.

I'm not going to lie anymore

Listen to me.

- Enough.

Aarush, I'm telling you.

I want to tell the truth.

"When you want to tell the truth and

your ill-luck comes in between you."

"How long can he run from bad luck?"

"Now we have to watch, what's next."

"Jinx, such a jinx.

"Not seen a man like him."

"He's such a loser."

Her majesty, queen

Elizabeth the 2nd.

Duke of Lancaster.

Duke of Normandy.

Defender of the faith.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

I would like to welcome

the heroes of the moment.

Those various soldiers

from around the world..

..who have given their services..

..and have put their life in

danger to save the world..

..from the constant and

immediate threats of terrorism.

I would also like to

thank their families..

..for their constant

and silent support.

May I now request her

majesty to honour these heroes.

Santa, quickly fill the coolant.

The queen's party

must have started.

Come on. Tighten it.

From India.. Major Krishna Rao.

What?

- What happened?

Why are you laughing so much?

Seems like you thought

of a very funny joke..

..and you aren't

telling me about it.

It must be such a funny joke.

I'm laughing so

profusely before hearing it.

You scoundrel, rascal, you fool.

You put in the wrong cylinder.

- Is it?

This is the laughing gas.

Stop it.

What now?

Banta, there's no use stopping now.

The cylinder's empty.

If this is what's happening to us,..

..I'm afraid to think what

must be happening upstairs.

Why are you laughing?

Why are you laughing?

- I don't know.

Why are you laughing?

Everybody is laughing. Brother..

Bye.

Come on. I also feel like dancing.

Come on, darling.

Queen. Queen.

Why are we all laughing?

- I don't know.

You don't know.

Your Victoria Terminus is now our.

Chatrapati Shivaji Maharaj station.

Hail Maharashtra!

Brother.

Aarush.

- Aarush.

How do you know my son-in-law?

He's the husband of my daughter.

Your daughter?

Yes, my daughter.

Come on.

Brother.

Brother. I want to

tell you the truth.

Aarush.

- Puja.

You bloody liar.

You didn't tell Sandy that

Puja is your ex-girlfriend.

What else are you hiding Aarush?

You cheater.

- No, no.

How dare you talk to

my son-in-law like that?

I'm not your son-in-law.

We're divorced.

- What?

You're laughing and

telling me such a serious thing?

So, you're also a divorcee?

- Yes.

What are you saying?

He's my son-in-law.

How can he be your son-in-law?

He's your son.

I'm his daughter and

he's not my husband.

Come here, scoundrel.

Tell me, how many

wives do you have?

I'll tell you, I'll tell you.

My wife is my wife.

Bob's wife is my wife.

Thankfully, you're not married to me.

Or else your wife

would've been my wife as well.

If I didn't have so many wives..

..I would've married

your sister long back.

All that's fine.

But who is Bob's wife?

I'm Bob's wife.

That's terrible.

Who is Bob?

- Papa, I'm Bob.

He's Bob..

That's terrible.

I have two sons-in-law.

And both are homos.

Oh, you're gay as well.

- I'm not gay.

I'm not gay.

Quiet. Quiet.

You're a homo as well.

I forgot about the main valve.

- Main valve?

If I close the main valve

the inlet will be locked.

Close it quickly, Banta, do it.

Silence!

I want to say something!

Brother.

When I tried to propose to Puja,

you hit me. I fell.

When I tried to get married,

I got divorced. Got divorced.

Cheers!

I tried to commit suicide,

Sandy saved me..

I got a new life.

And today.. when I came

here to tell you the truth..

..my secret was revealed

before I could reveal it.

And now.. now, look

I'm so unfortunate.

I want to express my sorrow.

But I'm laughing away.

Fate has always given me bad luck.

I'm just a bad omen.

I never had any

luck since childhood.

I am a jinx.

Just a loser. Just a loser.

I could've lied and married you.

But I'd rather tell

the truth and lose you.

Any home which is based on lies

..is not a home

Even though you mean

the world to me.

And you know it.

Sir. I'm a bad omen,

but not a liar.

I'm sorry, sir.

I'm sorry.

Brother, you're both

looking very nice.

Nice, happy family.

Will you protect me..

..just like my brother did

for so many years? - Yes.

I misunderstood you.

I'm really sorry.

You just said that you don't lie.

But you lied again while leaving.

Yes, it's a lie

that you're a jinxed

Because any man Sandy

loves can not be jinxed

You two aren't

getting engaged tomorrow..

..you two are getting married.

I've got my eyes on you.

"When someone finds true love.."

Papa, I don't have any left

right problem. - Is it? - Yes.

I have right left problem.

"..bad luck and jinx vanishes."

Dear, it was my fault

that I didn't like Benny.

"The house is full of happiness."

You won and I lost.

"There won't be any

bad luck, any longer."

"It's true."

"He's not a loser."

"No, not a loser."

"He's such a winner."

"He's not a loser."

"No more a loser."

"He's such a winner."

Cut.

"Friday the 13th is a bad omen."

"He's jinxed, that's his fate."

- Thank you.

Will you get such a husband who'll..

- Cut.

"But it's no match

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