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Synopsis: Housefull is a romantic comedy entertainer which narrates the story of Aarush - the world's unluckiest man. Being jinxed, he believes his bad luck can vanish if he finds true love. In this quest for true love how one lie leads to another and how different people from different walks of life come together adding even more confusion to this hilarious comedy of errors resulting in total chaos and mayhem forms the crux of the story. The line which Deepika tells Akshay in the film "Jis jhooth se kissi ka ghar basta ho, voh jhooth jhooth nahin hota", pretty much sums up the essence of the film.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Sajid Khan
Production: Eros Entertainment
  5 wins & 11 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.4
NOT RATED
Year:
2010
144 min
$642,156
Website
1,556 Views


Come on.

Go on.

Bye.

- Goodnight.

Where are you going?

I was.. - Tonight you'll

sleep with me in this room.

I'll keep a watch on you.

Okay, Papa.

How are you? Everything fine?

Hey papa come quickly to bed,

I'm already undressed.

Papa I love kissing you..

What are you staring at?

You'll sleep on the floor.

What are you doing?

I'm making a bunker.

Because fidget in my sleep?

You might get hurt.

How do you know that you fidget

in your sleep, if you're sleeping?

Sandy told me.

You haven't done any hanky-panky

with my sister, have you?

Major, I haven't done

any hanky or panky..

..with anyone's sister.

I'm still a pure..

I don't want to know.

Sleep.

- Yes.

Goodnight.

- Sleep.

Sir.. where are you taking

me early in the morning?

My suitcase got exchanged..

..with someone called

Kishore Samtani.

I'm on my way to get it back.

Kishore Samtani? That means,

Bob's casino? I am done for.

Thank you.

- Welcome.

Where are you going?

- I'm going to make a call.

Only one.

Son-in-law. When did you arrive?

What are you doing here?

Where is my daughter?

- She's at home.

Ooh home. Fine, let's go inside.

I'll.. just go to the bathroom.

- Bathroom? - Yes.

There's a bathroom inside as well.

This isn't an inn.

This is your hotel, your casino.

And so is the toilet.

Come on. Take this and come on.

Sir.. sir.

Can I go to the bathroom?

- Yes.

Your bag.

- Yes.

Yes, I'll wait for you here.

- Yes.

Boy, get me a drink.

Are you okay now?

Now that you've come here..

..come with me, to return the bag.

I can't go. I can't go.

Why? - I need to go

inside use the toilet.

I'll wait for you.

- Okay.

I know I am going there.

Mr. Kishor Samtani.

Major Krishna.

- Oh, yes.

I saw your bag.. my bag, so..

Sorry about that confusion.

So nice of you.

- Thank you.

Are you waiting for someone?

I'm waiting for my son-in-law.

He's in the bathroom.

And you? - Yes, I'm

waiting for someone as well.

Is he in the bathroom as well?

- Yes.

What a coincidence?

Excuse me.

- Sure.

Hello.

Son-in-law.

- I'm in your office.

In the office?

I didn't want to disturb you..

..when you were exchanging the bag.

So, I came directly to your office.

Okay, I'll be right there.

See you.

- Yes.

My son-in-law is already in office.

Let's go, exchange the bag.

Mission successful, we've

already exchanged the bag.

Oh, I missed it.

- Come on, let's go home.

Yes. I'll get it. Let's go.

I know..

Shall we?

- Where does your sister work?

Hide.

- What?

No.. She teaches aerobics

at Hyde Park. To children.

She teaches aerobics at Hyde Park?

- Yes.

Let's go to the casino.

Move.

No one wins.

What happened?

I just saw your

brother-in-law here.

Is it?

- Come.

Come with me.

Sit.

- Sir, but..

Sit down.

- Okay.

Maybe I'm wrong about you..

Fold your sleeves.

maybe you have nothing to do..

..with my phone falling

into the tub.

Maybe the waitress I saw at

the casino wasn't your sister.

Maybe that dealer

wasn't your brother-in-law.

Maybe.. the man who was

waiting for his son-in-law..

..outside the bathroom was

waiting for someone else.

And there was someone else

other than you in the bathroom.

If any of these maybe's are true..

..then I won't let

my sister marry you.

And to know the truth I'm

going to use this lie detector.

You can lie to me

but not to this machine

Brother, what are you doing?

Finding out the truth.

Aarush doesn't have any objections.

Right, Aarush?

Great.

So, it's simple.

If you speak the truth..

..the needle will

point towards green.

If you lie, the needle

will point towards red.

And on red if the

needle even once goes..

Then out of your life,

my sister goes!

let's start with

a simple question

Answer only with 'yes' or 'no'

Okay.

Is your name Aarush?

Yes.

See, it works.

Is this your house?

No.

It's hers.

It's Aarush's house

but it's in her name.

Have I seen you before

I came into this house?

No.

Are you married?

No.

Are they..

- Stop it, Brother, please.

I respect you,

but that doesn't mean..

..I disrespect Aarush.

And by doing this

you're insulting Aarush

I'm your brother!

I have the right to

ask these question.

Fine! If you want

to know the truth..

..then these should be

the questions.

Aarush.

Aarush, do you love me?

- Yes.

Will you always?

- Yes.

Will you ever deceive me?

- Never.

Will you protect me..

..just like my brother did

for so many years? - Yes.

What more can a brother ask for?

Somebody loves his sister so much.

I apologise to all of you.

My work and my nature is such that..

..I'm used to doubting people.

Aarush.

I misunderstood you.

I'm really sorry.

Welcome to the family.

Brother.

- Aarush. Congratulations.

I can understand the rest..

..but you're married.

- Yes.

How did you say yes?

- Yes.

Devika called this evening.

- Yes.

Outside casino..

Cover me.

- Yes.

And she said that the

divorce has been accepted.

What are you saying?

Congratulations.

This calls for a celebration.

You both come here.

Boys' night out.

"People on the floor."

"Come and get some more."

"People on the floor."

"Take it away."

"Dhanno."

"I rule everyone's heart."

"My name is Dhanno."

"Dhanno."

"I'm worried about.."

"..what will happen to you."

"Dhanno."

"You can't take your eyes off..

this beautiful face."

"Your days will be impulsive."

"And your nights will be restless."

"It'll be restless."

"I can somehow, in some way or

the other.. I can somehow.."

"..in some way or the other,

live through life."

"But, what'll happen to you,mister?

What'll happen to you?"

"I anyway don't have kith or kin."

"No one to cry over me."

"No one to cry over me, mister."

"But, what'll happen to you?"

"People on the floor."

"In a crowd or in solitude."

"In the darkness of the night."

"The heart's never been lonely."

"Dhanno."

"Every woman craves for me."

"Love is my game."

"Girls swarm around me."

"You won't fall for

anyone other than me."

"Your days will be impulsive."

"And your nights will be restless."

"It'll be restless."

"I can somehow, in some way or

the other.. I can somehow.."

"..in some way or the other,

live through life."

"But, what'll happen to you,

mister? What'll happen to you?"

"I anyway don't have kith or kin."

"No one to cry over me."

"No one to cry over me, mister."

"But, what'll happen to you?"

"People on the floor."

"Come and get some more."

"People on the floor."

"Come and get some more."

"People on the floor."

"Come and get some more."

"Think about yourself."

"Don't worry about me."

"I'm like the wandering cloud."

"Dhanno."

"You won't stay young forever."

"You'll regret it later."

"'Cause you won't find anyone like me."

"You'll crave to see me."

"Your days will be impulsive."

"And your nights will be restless."

"It'll be restless."

"I can somehow, in some way or

the other.. I can somehow.."

"..in some way or the other,

live through life."

"But, what'll happen to you,mister?

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Sajid Khan

Sajid Khan (born on 28 December 1951, in Bombay, India) is a former Indian actor and singer. Born into poverty in the Bombay slums, he became the adopted son of Bollywood filmmaker Mehboob Khan, founder of Mehboob Studios. He worked in a handful of Bollywood Indian films, but found more success overseas working in international productions, including films and television shows in North America, the Philippines, and United Kingdom. He was a teen idol in North America and the Philippines from the late 1960s to early 1970s. more…

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