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Synopsis: Housefull is a romantic comedy entertainer which narrates the story of Aarush - the world's unluckiest man. Being jinxed, he believes his bad luck can vanish if he finds true love. In this quest for true love how one lie leads to another and how different people from different walks of life come together adding even more confusion to this hilarious comedy of errors resulting in total chaos and mayhem forms the crux of the story. The line which Deepika tells Akshay in the film "Jis jhooth se kissi ka ghar basta ho, voh jhooth jhooth nahin hota", pretty much sums up the essence of the film.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Sajid Khan
Production: Eros Entertainment
  5 wins & 11 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.4
NOT RATED
Year:
2010
144 min
$642,156
Website
1,556 Views


Papa.

What will I find out?

What are you whispering?

Papa, Sandy..

- This nanny..

No, no, Sandy isn't a nanny.

No.

- Sandy isn't a nanny.

No.. Papa, she's

from a wealthy family.

And..

- And, Papa, her brother..

..has fixed her marriage

into a wealthier family.

So?

- So?

So.. she doesn't want to

get married? - Why?

Because.. I want to study

further and become a doctor.

And.. and.. she has

lied to her brother that..

..she's going to marry

a wealthy boy. - So?

So, her brother has arrived, Papa.

To meet her fianc

- What now?

What now?

- What now?

We should help.. this.. poor girl.

Yes, we should help her,

we should help her.

But how will we help her?

- How?

We can pretend to be

the boy's family. - Yes.

Very good idea.

- Good idea.

And.. and who will be her fiance?

Who will it be?

I'll be her fiance.

- No, Son-in-law, how can you?

Papa, it's just a charade.

It's not real.

And Zulekha can be your wife.

Yes.

Good idea.

- Good deal.

Good idea.

But who is her brother?

'Stay away from my sister'

Brother!

How are you?

I am fine.

Where have your

dimples disappeared?

You didn't come to see

me in the last six months.

Wonder where they disappeared?

Let's see where they are.

Where could they be?

There they are

Brother, let me introduce

you to Aarush's family.

He..

- I'm Aarush's papa.

And I'm his mother.

I'm Aarush's sister.

And I'm Aarush's sister's husband.

Aarush, are you okay?

He's fine.

- Get up.

Get up. Get up. Come. Get up.

You okay?

- Thank you.

You saw me and you fainted. Why?

It was quite hot outside.

So I got a sun-stroke.

Sprinkle some water.

I've seen you somewhere.

Where have I seen you?

You look familiar as well.

But I haven't seen you anywhere.

What do you do?

Brother. Stop this interrogation.

I thought your trip was cancelled.

How did you make it here?

I knew you'd forget!

Because today is 'Raksha Bandhan'.

Oh, God. I forgot.

That's why I've brought

a Sacred thread along.

Why do you have two?

Puja sent it for me.

- Is she coming?

No, she's in Vegas

with her husband.

You can tie it for me.

You're not wearing

a 'sacred thread'?

Why not?

Because..

I forgot, just like Sandy,

that today is 'Raksha Bandhan'.

That's okay

I've brought two threads.

Hetal, tie one to Aarush.

- Okay.

No, no, no.

This isn't possible.

If Hetal ties the 'thread'..

..This is sacrilege.

Why? - Because 'Raksha

Bandhan' was yesterday.

No, Uncle. 'Raksha Bandhan'

is today.

Come, Hetal..

Are you sure..

I haven't seen you before?

There's some connection.

Puja.

- Puja (veneration platter)?

The veneration platter

hasn't arrived.

You didn't bring the

veneration platter.

When you've forgotten the Rakhi..

There's no need for that.

Tie it like that.

"Even the stars and flowers know."

"That my sister is

one in a million."

"And we'll always stay

together like this."

This is terrible.

What are you doing?

- Krishna is Puja's brother.

So?

Puja? The one in Macao.

- Yes.

But Krishna is Sandy's brother.

They both are his sisters.

- Both.

I'm so unfortunate..

If you were my girlfriend..

..he would've been

your brother as well.

I'm very stressed.

I don't know what to do.

One minute..

- I'll tell everyone the truth.

No.

- I'll tell Sandy the truth.

You won't tell Sandy anything.

She won't understand.

- No, I will.

You'll have to tell her

after you two get married.

I can't.. - You know one thing.

You will have to lie.

I can't lie.

A lie isn't a lie if its

said for a noble cause..

It isn't.

I can't lie.

- You will have to.

For Sandy's sake.

For Sandy.. Fine.

I'll lie for the last time.

Last time.

It's the last time.

It's very strenuous.

This isn't the last time.

you'll have to do it

over and over again..

Brother, why are you

growing your hair?

Competing with me?

Hey, dear.

I was on field posting in

Afghanistan, that's why.

You're looking so handsome.

Brother. Brother.

I've got strawberries,

peaches, orange for you..

..grapes, biscuits.. brother.

- Brother?

Sir.

Suck your paunch in..

Brother, the two of you'll are

looking very nice together..

Nice happy family.

You haven't met

my entire family yet.

I wish sister could

meet Aarush as well.

She can.

- How?

Stand together.

I'll take your photo

and send an MMS.

What now?

It isn't too hot.

You can't get a sun-stroke.

I'm camera conscious.

Come on, don't be shy. Come on.

Why are you making faces?

Something went into my eye.

Come on.

- Come on.

Come on, smile.

- Smile.

No more camera conscious.

Strand straight.

- Ok.

Perfect.

I'll send it to Puja right away.

He isn't even photogenic.

That's fine..

Hello.

- Hello, darling, how are you?

Who is this? - "Who is this?"

Have you forgotten..

..that steamy night we had together?

- What?

Hello. - Remember, you

took me to Hotel Nagraj..

..where we saw the

movie 'Dostana' twice.

you've got the wrong number,

don't call again.

Sacrilege! Sacrilege!

Brother, stop all this.

I mean, you must be tired.

Go and freshen up.

Send a MMS later. Okay?

Come on, show me my room.

- Come.

The job's done.

That was fun.

- I'm satisfied.

It was sweaty.

- Even I was.

Come on.

Krishna.

- What are you doing here?

I came here to give

you holy offerings.

Oh.

- But, you too? - What?

You bathe with a boy?

- Yes.

It's terrible.

What's so shocking about

bathing with lifebuoy soap?

It's a weird family.

My phone..

Something wrong?

He forgets that

he's allergic to bread.

Oh, I thought hearing

about my phone..

What happened to your phone?

What happened?

When I was bathing in the tub

it was kept outside. - Okay.

When I came out, it was

inside the tub. - Okay.

When you were inside the

tub the phone was outside.

When you came out of the

tub the phone was inside.

You're having phone tub-ble!

How funny.

"Oh boy, you are mine."

"Oh girl, you are mine."

What?

- That's my leg.

What are you doing, Aarush?

I don't think your

brother likes me.

Don't be silly, baby,

its nothing like that..

I mean it.

Aarush..

- He keeps staring at me.

You're just imagining things.

it's nothing like that, okay

I'm telling you.

You have a sore throat.

- No.

Sister.

- Brother.

Sorry, sir.

What's going on here?

- Nothing.

Go and sleep in your room.

I need to talk to Aarush, alone.

Goodnight.

Aarush.

- Yes.

My baggage got exchanged with

someone else's at the airport.

Sorry to hear that, sir.

Do you have a pyjama?

- Yes.

I'll get it right away.

Here, you can wear it.

I was going to wear it tonight.

But I will sleep in my shorts.

You wear these disgusting,

threaded pyjamas.

The thread provides a good grip.

The pyjama doesn't come

off while sleeping at night.

That's why I wear it, sir.

Go to Sleep.

- So early?

Go to Sleep.

- Fine, sir.

Goodnight, sir.

Hey, cooker,

what are you doing here?

She's my wife.

- That's just a charade.

We were just pretending.

Hetal, go and

sleep in Sandy's room.

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Sajid Khan

Sajid Khan (born on 28 December 1951, in Bombay, India) is a former Indian actor and singer. Born into poverty in the Bombay slums, he became the adopted son of Bollywood filmmaker Mehboob Khan, founder of Mehboob Studios. He worked in a handful of Bollywood Indian films, but found more success overseas working in international productions, including films and television shows in North America, the Philippines, and United Kingdom. He was a teen idol in North America and the Philippines from the late 1960s to early 1970s. more…

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