Housefull Page #7

You're the one who stammers.

I'm his master. He's the hired help..

He respects me, so when I stammer he

also stammers as a sign of respect.

Yes.. - But you've

stammered only once until now.

Hey.. what've.. you.. c-c-c..

..c

- ooked for supper?

Pudding..

Would you like to have some?

Would you like to eat it?

- No.

N-n-n-n-no.

- Fine.

I've got the baby!

My grandson is here.

Give me my grandson.

Hey, Nanny, give me my grandson.

What kind of a nanny is she?

Nanny, give him this grandson.

Give it to me.

My grandson.. he's black.

How can you say that, Papa?

You can't discriminate

between dark and fair.

I am wheatish. Mother was wheatish.

Wheatish is fine.

But he is black and I mean BLACK!

Do something and

handle the situation.

Son-in-law.

- Yes.

How did this happen?

Because..

my grandma is from Africa.

African?

- Yes.

Fine, fine, fine.

What is the name of the child?

Rahul.

- Rajesh. - Rohan. - Raj.

My Rahul Rajesh Rohan Raj.

"So what if we black, we

still have a heart of gold."

"I love you."

How long will you keep

playing with the child?

Come, I'll show you

to your bedroom.

Come.

- Come on. Give me the baby. - Here.

Take care.

- Come on.

My dear baby.

Nanny.

Nanny. Do I look like a nanny?

Cook, I.. a.. cook.

Look, I'm sorry, baby.

What else could we've done?

- I'll tell you.

We could've told the truth.

I've already lied umpteen times.

And I'll have to lie again.

I was doing the African dance

like a fool in front of her papa.

I don't know what to do.

I've gone crazy. But it's

no use telling all of you.

I'm so unfortunate.

See. See my bad luck.

You're so unfortunate.

You? You?

My wife is your wife.

Your wife.. is your

wife and my sister.

Your future wife, is still

your wife, but my sister.

Each time every woman ends

up as your wife and my sister.

And you're the unfortunate one?

Wow.

Forget all this. African child?

- It's Stella's.

You want everything quickly.

Fake child. Fake husband.

Fake house.

Fake.. Papa.

Don't say that about papa.

He's real.

Papa.

Papa, we..

Aunt, don't dance

before these rascals.

Rascals?

- Aunt?

Give me those hands, Dhanno.

I completely forgot.

- What?

Papa suffers from sleepwalking.

What?

- We are safe.

Thank God.

- Really? - Yes.

He doesn't know where he is?

- Yes.

Gabbar Singh,

shall I consider it a yes? - Yes.

It's a yes.

- Slowly.

Surma Bhopali.

What's special for Holi?

That was a close shave.

- Close what..

That was a close shave.

- Sorry.

Goodnight.

- Goodnight.

How can I let you go?

"Hush, hush, hush."

"Papa's sleeping.."

"Hush, hush, hush."

"Papa's sleeping.."

"It's a naughty,

naughty, naughty night."

"It's just you, me

and a lot of solitude."

"It's a naughty,

naughty, naughty night."

"It's just you, me

and a lot of solitude."

"We had to pay

dearly for this charade."

"Our love life is in a mess."

"Wonder how long it

will torment us?"

"Lower the volume."

"Papa will wake up."

"Lower the volume."

"Papa will wake up."

"Hush, hush, hush."

"Papa's sleeping."

"I wish he keeps sleeping soundly."

"And we can easily

do what we want to."

"It won't be nice if we're caught."

"Papa doesn't sleep properly..

..and he's not a small kid."

"We're in big trouble."

"The night is taunting us."

"I hope we don't lose this chance."

"Lower the volume."

"Papa will wake up."

"Lower the volume."

"Papa will wake up."

"Hush, hush, hush."

"Papa's sleeping."

"Your enthralling

beauty torments me."

"Your beauty mesmerises me."

"Take me in your arms,

I'm not stopping you."

"Fulfil your naughty wishes,

I won't stop you."

"How much I love you, my darling."

"I'm willing to express that."

"Lower the volume."

"Papa will wake up."

"Lower the volume."

"Papa will wake up."

"It's a naughty,

naughty, naughty night."

"It's just you, me

and a lot of solitude."

"It's a naughty.. - Naughty..

- Naughty.. - Naughty.."

Good morning.

Nanny! How dare

you kiss your boss..

That's not funny.

Okay.. I am justjoking.

Son-in-law. Where is my son-in-law?

Are you saying something?

Son-in-law. Where is my son-in-law?

Don't know where my son-in-law went.

Where is papa going so

early in the morning?

To see his son-in-law.

And his son-in-law is here.

Bob is sleeping with Hetal upstairs.

Come on, help me climb up.

Son-in-law.

Son-in-law, wake up.

Son-in-law.. forget it.

You idiot, get up! Papa is coming.

- What?

Son-in-law.

Here..

Son-in-law, what are you doing?

I.. I.. I'm doing push-ups.

Exercise.

Push-ups. Exercise.

I'll do it too.

No, you can't do it.

- Why can't I?

No, you can't.

- I'll do it - No. - Just watch.

One, two, three..

Four.. five..

six, seven, eight..

Nine.

Ten.

Get up. Get up.

Go. Go..

Hey, cooker.

What are you doing here?

- I.. I.. I..

Speak up - I was coming in

to take the order..

..for breakfast.

Order for breakfast.

Son-in-law, move aside.

What would you like to

have for breakfast..

Would you like to

have anything else, sir?

Rahul Rajesh Rohan Raj is crying.

Not this time.

Stella, I'm really sorry.

Just listen to me.

I have a left-right

coordination problem.

That's why I slapped you.

That's okay, Son-in-law.

Stella.

We are done for.

How could you?

You said you'll take

my baby for a drive

..and you kept him this long.

Who is this?

She's.. Rahul Rajesh

Rohan Raj's.. teacher.

She teaches in the school.

You're lucky I'm taking

him to the play school.

Otherwise, I

would've called the police.

Bloody kidnapping!

Overnight? Kidnapping? Police?

What was she screaming about?

Son-in-law!

Over night.. what does it mean?

Over night means

that the night is over.

Kidnapping means

the kid is napping.

And about the school and

the police she meant that..

..the child will finish school

and become a police officer.

That's what the teacher

meant to say.

That's what she was saying.

Oh that.

What kind of a woman is she?

She didn't let me

embrace my grandson.

Yes, that's wrong.

We should ask the teacher.

The child is gone.

The teacher left too.

And now you.. you..

when will you go?

How can I leave like that?

I met my grandson, my daughter,

my son-in-law.

This is my first visit to London.

Won't you give me a tour of

the city? - Of course we will.

Hey, cooker, don't touch me.

I have a problem with my

right-left coordination too

Before the slap session starts

again. Let's get out of here..

I'll show you around London,

come on.

Son-in-law, this

topless bus is very nice.

London's double decker.

See this.

Hello, Brother.

What?

I mean, yippee.

But how did you come

here all of a sudden?

Yes, of course, your function..

..at the Buckingham

Palace cannot be postponed.

Okay.. .

We'll meet at home.

Welcome to London, Brother.

When is papa going back?

How would I know? Why?

Because Sandy's brother has arrived.

What?

If your brother comes home..

..papa will find out everything.

What will I find out?

Make some room for me.

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