Housefull 2

It's your cue to bring the

animals forward when I say.

You two. I want you over there.

We've got one hour to go.

Henna Kapoor.

Designated member of

the LAW organization.

Loving Animals Worldwide.

These people torture the animals..

..To make them perform.

Boys, seize all the animals.

You can't do this.

- I'll show you.

I'll show you.

And who are you?

Bobby Kapoor.

Designated member of

the LAW organization.

Loving Animals Worldwide.

And how many are there world wide?

And this is the head

of our department.

Look, sir.

How this entire raid was

conducted because of me.

I had carried out this

sting operation, sir.

What else can a scorpion do?

Sting Operation.

Look, look, one second.

The credit of this

raid goes to both of you.

And this is nothing.

The pet that you have in your house.

A python.

What else do you expect, sir?

Her entire family is

a bunch of serpents.

Don't talk too much,

Of all the animals, you've

kept a crocodile in your house.

Correct.

Because your family is just too much.

Shut up, Bobby.

- You shut up, Henna.

Just mind your business.

- You mind your language.

You cow.

- You fox.

Shut up, Bobby.

- You shut up.

Sir, why are they quarreling?

Who are they?

They are cousin sisters.

If this is the case with the sisters..

..Then wonder how

their mothers will be?

I am Mrs. Kapoor.

I've a 4 o'clock appointment.

Excuse me.

I am Mrs. Kapoor.

And I've a 4 o'clock appointment.

Actually... both of

you are Mrs. Kapoor..

..So we made a mistake.

Look, that's your problem.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

My turn.

"My turn."

You've injected a ton of botox,

but what's the use?

You don't look like Ms.

England either.

You old hag.

Ma'am, please don't quarrel.

Otherwise your facelift will shift.

Shut up. - That will happen to her,

mine's been done fantastically.

Who are these two?

Sisters-in-law.

Oh, God.

If this is the case with them..

..Then wonder how

their husband's might be?

Good morning, gentlemen.

You'll be happy to know..

..That the demand for

our United Baby Products..

..Is increasing

worldwide and not just in UK.

Sixer!

Daboo, shut up.

How could you start

the meeting without me?

And with the company's co-chairman.

Gentlemen, since he joined us..

..The profit figures of our company..

..Have fallen, just like him.

Chintu, don't you dare.

I will, Daboo. I will.

Because you're just Kapoor and son..

..And I am Kapoor and real son.

Real.

Legitimate.

You're crossing your limit, Chintu.

My father was the one

who crossed his limit.

He gave me a brother, that

too from another mother.

But I was born first.

There was nothing official about it.

I had a direct delivery.

But I was born first.

Don't think so highly of yourself.

You're a Chintu since

the time you were born.

But I am more respected.

Though you were illegitimate..

..My father equally divided

the house, business, wealth.

..Between us.

That's why we've been

sharing everything all our life.

Remember one thing.

Illegitimates are born out of love.

Real sons, out of duty.

You and your family took

advantage of that love..

..And snatched my right.

Otherwise, you, your

wife and your daughter..

..Are no better than beggars.

Don't you dare take

my daughter's name.

Now I will show you what

my daughter's stature is..

..When I get her married

in UK's wealthiest family.

UK?

Uttarakhand!

Just watch where I get

my daughter married.

Your daughter's husband will

be a penniless pickpocket.

And your son-in-law

will be characterless.

You wait and watch, Daboo.

You watch your wait, Chintu.

I will get the best son-in-law.

I will get the best son-in-law.

I will get the best son-in-law.

I will get the best son-in-law.

Kapoor and son.

Kapoor and real son.

Both brother's will quarrel,

and Pasta will mint money.

After all I run London's

most famous marriage bureau.

Aakhri Pasta.

Kapoor, I am coming. I am coming.

Where are you these days, Pasta?

Since you opened up

the marriage bureau..

..You are really busy.

What to do, Mr. Kapoor?

These days the father of every young

girl has only one name

Aakhri Pasta.

To get engaged, Aakhri Pasta.

To get married, Aakhri Pasta.

Even on their wedding night,

Aakhri Pasta.

I am joking.

You'll have breakfast alone,

and Aakhri Pasta will starve.

Shut up.

Listen to me.

You can charge me double the fees..

..But I want London's

wealthiest and the best groom..

..For my daughter Heena.

Carlito

Hello.

Hello, Pasta.

Idiot. Come to my house right away.

Okay. I will come tomorrow.

Today, right now.

On the spot.

Excuse me, Mr. Kapoor.

Where's your bathroom?

It's a little urgent.

Urgent ?

Last night in the

restaurant I had the last pasta.

Now it's looking for a way out.

Daboo

What are you doing in

my bedroom, in my bed?

I want to douse my eternal craving.

Stop it!

I am joking.

That's better.

Look, Pasta.

You can charge me double.

But I want a top-notch,

fantastic boy for my daughter.

Okay, sir.

My words are like the

arrow shot from a bow.

And if you go to that rascal Chintu..

..Then I will shove

that arrow up yours """.

Understood

Hello.

Pasta.

Are you immersed in your Potty

What's taking you so long?

Mr. Kapoor.

Do you have a loo in your house?

- What?

Bathroom.

Bloody fool, you were in the bathroom.

What are you doing in the kitchen?

There was no toilet

paper in the bathroom..

..So I came to get some water.

I wrote the names of

rich and famous boys..

..On the toilet paper

for your daughter Henna.

Bloody fool.

If this toilet paper

that has the names of..

..The rich and famous boys

falls in the hands of Daboo.

..Then I will hit you very badly

I will hit you very badly

How is that possible?

I am your man.

Your mouth stinks.

Mr. and Mrs. Rajendra Babani.

You will really like

Chintu Kapoor's family.

Pasta, please speak softly.

He has a heart condition.

Why does he get a shock

if someone speaks loudly?

Back in our company, a steel

weighing thousands of ton..

..Fell before him.

And it shattered his eardrums.

Gayatri

We're going to select a bride for Jai.

But today he isn't with us.

I wish he was with us..

Call him.

Jai sir.

Again.

Parul, I've told you

so many times that..

..You're not just my

assistant but also a good friend.

Please call me Jai.

- Okay, Jai.

That's better.

Actually..

- Yes.

There's something I want to say.

I know what you want to say.

But before that there's

something I want to say.

One second.

My dad

Jai. I know that you

always did as I said.

Actually, son, I called you to say..

..That we're going to

select a bride for you.

It's a really nice family, son.

I hope you won't say no.

Don't worry, dad.

I'll do as you say.

You were going to say something.

My dad has fixed my

marriage somewhere else.

And you don't want to hurt him.

Parul, you were going to

say something as well.

Yes. I...wanted to say something.

It was a pleasure assisting you, Jai.

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