Housefull 2 Page #2

Goodbye.

Welcome, Mr. and Mrs.

Rajendra Babani...

Please carry on with the snacks.

If you don't mind,

can you speak softly?

Loud noises give him a heart trouble.

Oh, I am so sorry.

I did not know, sorry.

I was saying, why

didn't your son come along.

We've to discuss about his life today.

How can he, Mr. Chintu.

He's serving time in

Delhi's Tihar Jail..

..For murdering a girl.

Are you serious?

- I am joking.

Right now he's doing a

calendar shoot in Hawaii.

That boy's a real gem.

He's so tall.

He's so handsome.

He doesn't look like his son.

You're joking?

- I am serious.

Don't be fooled by his looks.

He looks half-beaten.

He's completely opposite.

He's fairer.

He's very beautiful.

He doesn't look like his real,

but his step-son.

Step-son?

Step-son?

Excuse me, is he talking

about your son? - Yes.

Why, what's wrong?

"What's wrong?"

Keep the snacks down.

You're over-reacting.

Keep that laddoo down.

I am sure, completely sure.

That Jai is an illegitimate child.

He's their step-son.

Kapoor sir, what..

What are you..

- Keep that jalebi down.

Jai, is his father's son.

I never said he wasn't.

But you aren't his father.

Your wife took the 'Love

thy neighbor' too seriously.

Please, Mr. Kapoor.

Shut up, woman.

What's the point in

making steel locks..

..When your fair neighbor

had the key to your house.

Have some shame.

You shut up.

Your fate black.

You're black.

Life has done a black comedy with you.

Black comedy.

How dare you?

- You witch, keep quiet.

Impotent neutron, get

your son's DNA test done.

First lets get his ECG done. Come on.

Who would know better..

..About legitimate and

illegitimate better than me?

Out, out, out. Get out from here.

And remember, Pasta.

Don't get me proposals of

such illegitimate families.

Get me legitimate millionaires.

Hindujas. Mittal. JD's.

Get me their proposals.

Or don't show me your face.

Out!

What did you say?

Kapoor right?

And you didn't even stop him.

What could I do?

He kept insulting uncle non-stop.

He insulted him so badly

that he suffered a heart-attack.

He said "Get me proposals from

Hinduja, Mittal, or JD's son

What did you say?

JD's son.

He want's JD's son, doesn't he?

I will give him JD's son.

Because JD's son Jolly

is my childhood friend.

Now JD's son will avenge

my father's humiliation.

Come on, Jolly. Not again.

Look, I didn't stop in

my tracks this time.

Yes, but you are hesitating.

Why are you so scared of your dad?

I am not scared of my dad.

Last time I didn't even

get down from the chopper.

And this time I took ten steps

ahead from the chopper with you.

Let's face it, Jolly.

You don't have the guts.

You've brought me here 6th times.

Sixth time.

But you never

introduced me to you dad.

Seventh time, ma'am.

Shut up, Mike.

From now I am going to lead

my life the way I want to.

I am a model.

I will do bikini shoots.

Hot videos.

And you'll have the right to stop me..

..Only when you

introduce me to your dad.

And talk about our relation.

And tell him that

you want to marry me.

Bye.

Brother.

What a scene.

You are very strange.

You're a wealthy man now.

JD sir.

Yet the same simplicity.

The same dhoti, same kurta.

And cleaning Badal every morning,

brushing him.

What is this?

How do you manage it?

Patil, don't you know.

No matter however wealthy JD becomes.

He might touch the sky..

..But his feet will

stay rooted on the ground.

Father, today I will

speak and you will listen.

Father, today I will

speak and you will listen.

Yes.

Father.

What?

Today you'll speak and I will listen.

That's fine.

But where are you these days?

Spend some time...

with your father as well.

I...I have a friend.

Friendship is fine.

But don't get into a relationship.

You don't know.

But I've fixed your marriage..

..With my friend Batook Patel's

daughter when you were a child.

And I have given my word.

Word.

Let's go.

- Jolly.

Maharashtrian boy and Gujarati girl.

A combination of 'Lejim' and 'Dandia'.

"The clouds have parted, and

raindrops are falling pitter-patter."

Hello.

What?

You saw that Jolly.

Just like that Kapoor gave

my father a heart-attack..

..Similarly you'll give

that Kapoor a heart-attack.

Me?

- Yes, you Jolly.

That Kapoor want's JD's son.

You are JD's son.

Look, go up to him and fix

your marriage with his daughter

And refuse on the day of the marriage.

He will surely suffer a heart-attack.

If my father JD finds out

about this fake marriage..

No.

Jai, I haven't told my father

about my real girlfriend yet.

Jolly, this is my father.

And that is my father.

You don't know my father.

When he loses his mind,

I am really scared.

I can't do it, but someone else can.

What do you mean?

- I mean..

Kapoor want's JD's son, right.

- Yes.

You know I am JD's son.

I know I am JD's son.

But Kapoor doesn't

know who JD's son is.

What do you mean?

I mean we'll send someone

else to Kapoor's house..

..Posing as JD's son.

Bingo.

- He'll do our job.

You mean fake Jolly.

Exactly.

That's a good plan..

..But we need a big rascal for this.

Rascal.

Jai. Remember back in college.

- Who?

Him.

"Don't know about this, but that."

Him.

- Just a minute.

Are you talking about him?

- Yes.

I am talking about him.

He's a big rascal.

- How big?

Not just that, but he's

a common thief as well.

And only he can do this job.

Perfecto.

But what is his name?

Max!

Can't say about Italian,

but I will do the job.

Yes.

Thanks, Max.

So, how much will it cost us?

Cost you? What are you saying?

My charge will be 50,000 Pounds.

Cash.

Fine, Max.

We'll give you 50,000 Pounds.

But I will stay with you.

I want to see that Kapoor suffer.

His action for the marriage.

And his reaction for

the shattered marriage.

Then, Jai.

You and Max..

I mean you go with JD's

son Jolly as his driver.

Mind-Boggling.

Both will work as a screwdriver.

He will drive the car.

And he'll screw Kapoor's happiness.

Fine.

From tomorrow, I am

JD's son Jolly, not you.

Goodbye.

Just a second.

Why did you call me in

this sauna for this meeting?

Because we know your reputation.

And sauna's the only place..

..Where you can't

steal anything from us.

Really?

What can he steal from the sauna?

Mamma mia.

The rascal stole my towel.

Now I will have to go home nude.

The stray will chase me mamma mia.

That's great. That's great.

This is what God wants.

This Real Kapoor sign

should be here and not there.

This is where you belong.

I am sorry.

I am really sorry, sir.

Let's start.

I am checking, sir.

JD's son will have to stand

in the middle of the road..

"Because of a driver's carelessness.

JD's son?

Yes, yes. JD's son.

Check it.

Excuse me. I am Mr. Kapoor.

- As if I care.

Son. Maybe you didn't recognize me.

But I do recognize you.

You're JD's son, aren't you?

Oh my, God. How did you know?

I've got a very good idea.

As long as JD's

son's car isn't fixed..

..JD's son can rest in my house.

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