Housefull 2 Page #3

What is this "JD's son"?

My name is Jolly.

Maybe you don't know..

..But every month I write

out a check to my father.

Really?

- Yes.

And he signs it and sends it back.

Sense of humor.

Where is your house?

This is my house.

This house?

Sir, our car is bigger than that.

Wait, wait, wait.

It appears smaller.

But it's much bigger from inside.

Come. Come in.

Kapoor...sir.

Kapoor sir.

Your watch had fallen down.

All that staring was beneficial.

You can come in too.

I will give you tea and biscuits.

Come.

Meet my wife, Dolly.

Dolly.

Multi-billionaire JD's only son Jolly.

Jolly, Dolly.

Dolly, Jolly.

Let's play Holi.

Excuse me, sir.

Rather than living in this shanty..

..I will call a taxi to

take you to the airport.

You fool.

Look at the time.

We've missed our flight.

Now there are no flights for 24 hours.

That's great. That's great.

Superb.

Hi, dad.

Look. She's my daughter Bobby.

Look who is here?

Mr. JD's multi-billionaire son, Jolly.

Your jacket..

- This is pure leather.

I love leather.

- Leather.

Like this belt.

Can't say about the charmer..

..But this is made of pure

snake skin. - Snake's skin

And these shoes are crocodile leather.

Crocodile.

Sir, tell her about the leopard.

- Of course.

The seats in my car

are pure leopard skin.

Leopard.

The same leopard sir

ran over with is car.

Shut up!

You're a murderer!

Animal skins are supplied..

"Because of rich brats like you.

Animals die, and you're showing off.

If you ask me..

..I would rather skin you alive.

You should be hanged to death.

Jolly.

Don't be upset.

Actually my daughter loves animals.

Can't say about your daughter.

But I am missing my mother.

- What?

She used to curse me similarly..

..And I really liked hearing those.

Dear, keep thinking

about those memories..

..And my job will get easier.

What?

I mean let's do something else.

What? Eat?

Even dogs eat.

Do dogs drink?

Come on, come on.

Let's go to my bar. It'll be fun.

Get something to eat, go on.

- Yes.

Come on, come on. Please.

It's going to be when

you get a heart attack.

Jolly. It's quite late.

Stay back for the night.

How can you drive in

this drunken condition?

Hello.

I am the driver.

I will drive the car.

Rascal. How can the driver drive..

..When the master's right here?

Here you go.

Jolly.

What are your thoughts on marriage?

I want a girl that makes me rich.

Me too.

Sense of humor.

Son-in-law.

What did you say?

I said, son, here you go.

Can't say about that..

..But I really liked

hearing son-in-law.

Say it again.

- Son-in-law.

Again.

- Son-in-law.

Now you say, father-in-law.

Father-in-law.

- Father-in-law.

Father-in-law.

Son-in-law.

Daboo!

Daboo! Daboo!

Who's barking this

early in the morning?

It's my neighbor's Alsatian.

Hey Doberman Daboo.

So you showed your true colors.

You proved your bad blood.

Why are you barking?

Mind your language.

Show some respect.

Why are you abusing him

saying "Daboo, Daboo"?

Daboo's my name.

- Sorry.

Who are you? Where are you from?

Want a slap?

Do you know who I am?

Do you know who he is?

Do you know who he is?

This is my sure-shot,

hot-shot, future son-in-law.

And if anyone yells

at my father-in-law..

..Then I won't spare him.

You rascal, thief.

This Daboo is a thief.

What are you saying?

He stole the 'Real'

from my nameplate..

..And stuck it on to his nameplate.

I am Chintu Kapoor.

Kapoor and Real son.

How can you go in the wrong house?

I am sorry.

And now that fool Max says..

..That Daboo's house is right for him.

Of course. Money, girl, he's

getting everything readymade

Look, Max is no use to us now.

Chintu has seen Max in Daboo's house.

- Oh no.

What now?

Simple.

Now you'll have to find

a bigger rascal than Max.

Bigger rascal..

A bigger rascal than Max.

Jai.

Remember him in our college.

- Who?

Him?

Him.

- Yes, him.

Jolly, we cannot call him.

He's too dangerous.

- I know, I know.

But don't you want to

avenge your father? - Yes, but..

You won't find a bigger rascal in UK.

And what is this rascal's name?

Sunny.

Excuse me. Sunny?

He's inside.

Be careful guys, I

am trying to fix it.

It's broken.

Oh no.

Why are you tiring yourself?

I got your virgin.

I mean, your version.

Sit down, slowly.

Slowly. Slowly. Slowly. Slowly.

Thank you.

Buffoons, have my grapes.

One by one.

Slowly.

Mr. Sunny is a gem of a person.

- Yes.

But sometimes I lose my character.

Now let's talk about money.

Jai, give him 50,000 pounds as well.

- Yes.

Him too?

Give him too?

Who did you talk to earlier?

I hope you didn't approach Max?

- No, no.

Max...Max...I don't who he is.

Give the money.

Here's the money.

And..

Keep it in the middle.

In the middle.

Who's the monster in the photo?

He's not a monster.

He's my father.

And I am his sin.

I am sorry.

But our deal.

Out.

Mamma mia.

One minute. One minute.

Why didn't you tell Sunny about Max?

Don't ever mention

Max in front of Sunny.

Why?

Because if Sunny spots Max

then he will definitely kill

And if Max spots Sunny

then he will kill Sunny.

How did they become enemies?

Actually, the two of us, Max and

Sunny studied in the same college.

These two senior

citizens with you two children.

No, Sunny and Max were

in their final year..

..When we were in the first year.

And when we were in our final year..

..Sunny and Max were

still in their final year.

They were best of friends.

And one day during the

college farewell party.

"Papa plays the band."

"Acts as the principal himself."

"Makes a keep quiet rule."

"He always screams."

"You're an idiot."

"You're a fool."

"You still don't have the knowledge."

"You're still not of the

age to lock horns with me."

"Whatever...whatever we do."

"Papa plays the band."

"Papa plays the band."

"Papa plays the band."

"Papa plays the band."

"Days filled with flirting around."

"Every night party night."

"But papa's sitting on

our dreams like dynamite."

"But papa's sitting on

our dreams like dynamite."

"Dynamite."

"Dynamite."

"You're an idiot."

"You're a fool."

"You still don't have the knowledge."

"You're still not of the

age to lock horns with me."

"Whatever...whatever we do."

"Papa plays the band."

"Papa plays the band."

"Wonder why does he

always grill and fry us?"

"What's the problem if

we chill out a little?"

"What's the problem if

we chill out a little?"

"You're an idiot."

"You're a fool."

"You still don't have the knowledge."

"You're still not of the

age to lock horns with me."

"Whatever...whatever we do."

"Papa plays the band."

I am scared of the dark.

Come on, come in, come in.

Come in.

Finally I am alone with you,

and in a cupboard.

Sonia. Sonia. What are you doing?

You're my best friend's girlfriend.

Your best friend is hot,

but you are hotter.

Sonia, you've lost your mind.

What do you mean by..

What are you doing, Sunny?

Sunny.

Max. Max.

He was hitting on me, Max.

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