Housefull 2 Page #4

He knew that I am your girlfriend,

but still he was..

Sonia. From acting smart to sympathy.

Shut up, okay.

You call him your friend, Max.

He was all over me, Max.

Sonia, just get out of here now.

Get lost.

He's my friend.

He trusts me, okay.

- How could you?

Hey, Max. What's wrong with you?

Max. Max.

Max.

You're not worth it.

You're not my friend.

And she's worth it.

You hit me, for this

characterless girl.

Max.

- Sunny. Sunny.

Let go.

- Max.

What are you doing, Max?

Sunny.

- Let go.

Max.

- Sunny.

We're no longer friends.

Who wants to be

friends with you anyway?

I swear on Thames.

Max is going to be

right in the next house..

..Where we are sending Sunny.

If they come face to face

it'll be world war four.

Oh no.

Just a minute.

You go back to Max.

And I will stay with Sunny.

Under no circumstances..

..Can we let Sunny and

Max come face to face.

Yes.

- Yes.

Blabbering baboon, vibrating vagabond.

What did I do, Mr. Kapoor?

What did you do?

You got a wealthy

son-in-law for that Daboo.

You've piles in your brains. Piles.

What's done is done.

If he got a wealthy

son-in-law then so be it.

But I want a extremely

wealthy boy for my Henna.

Your wish is my command, Mr. Kapoor.

It's a snap for me.

- "Snap for me."

You think it's that easy?

Will he drop down from the sky?

Mamma Mia.

Mr. Kapoor, it's

such a romantic scene.

What is this?

Get up.

Are you fine, dear?

Out of the frying

pan...and into the fire.

Who are you?

- JD's only son.

Who is JD's son?

My daddy was taking me to

see some girl for my marriage.

He was taking me in his private jet..

..But when I found out,

I jumped out in mid-air..

"Because if he's JD

then I am JD's son.

JD's son.

He's JD's son.

He's JD's son.

Why are you tiring yourself

Sir. Sir.

Sir. Jolly sir.

Why are you spitting?

Thank God you're safe sir.

It had to be.

Because I had a soft landing.

Excuse me. Hello.

Who are you?

He's my bodyguard

cum driver cum pilot.

Sir. You're father Mr. JD

must be looking for you.

He can send the entire

army here to get you married.

Army?

So we'll have to go

underground for a few days.

We might have to find

a safe spot to hide.

Where will we find such a place?

I want a bungalow, wall,

barb-wire, garden, orchard.

I suggest that we hide in the bushes.

Let's go, sir.

- Sir, sir, sir.

We have a barb

- wire, bungalow and a wall.

You have this house.

What house?

This is your house, sir.

This house?

This house.

- Shut up. Get out of here.

Sir, please come.

That's fine, but why are you

sending your LAW officer..

..To my house?

He's coming to study your research.

He's a man of high post.

He'll do a survey on

how you look after Fifi.

You might win the LAW award, Henna.

He'll be there, right now.

Reaching anytime.

Bye.

- Okay, sir.

I'll be nice to him. Bye.

You'll be really happy to meet her.

I'm telling you.

Henna.

Do you know who's this?

Yes, I know.

He's here for me.

And from high above.

We'll have to go to my bedroom..

..For the job you're here for.

Shall we?

Excuse me.

Where are you going?

I am a bodyguard, sir.

You bodyguards take

your job too seriously.

Good.

But a bodyguard's job is to

break the attackers bones. - Yes.

But you look like a skeleton yourself

Seems like you started dieting,

but forgot to stop. - Sir.

Whose bodyguard were you earlier?

The President.

President of America?

- No.

President of Lions Club, Bhandup.

Bhandup?

Bloody... What is Bhandup?

Just a minute.

Yes.

- Henna.

Wonder what's wrong with Tommy.

He's had a rash since I

made him wear clothes.

What should I do now?

Do me a favour, he

must be feeling hot.

Please take the clothes off.

How's he feeling?

- Cool.

I don't know what's wrong with Tommy.

- Cool.

Very cool

Now on the bed.

Okay.

How's he feeling now?

I think he's feeling better.

Let me hear him bark.

Kinky.

Tommy, bark.

Bark, Tommy.

Very kinky.

Tommy.

I can't hear.

Louder

Why are you tiring yourself

Mind-boggling.

From the mosquito net.

You two had such a cute,

lovely meeting.

That means you don't feel

offended like your daughter?

Offended?

No, no, not at all.

First meeting should

always be memorable.

That means now.. I

should call you father

Meaning.

Father...in-law.

No. Father-in-law.

Son-in-law.

Father-in-law.

Let's have some sweets on that note.

Stop!

Hey, Bhandup.

Nothing. He's just

checking whether it's poisoned.

Clear.

The LAW officer didn't come there.

He had some personal problems.

Okay, bye.

Okay, sir. Thank you.

You like taking off

your clothes, don't you?

I'll teach you a lesson now.

Henna, you called.

Actually...it was my mistake.

I was talking on the

phone and you thought..

What did I think?

I am going through a

lot of stress right now.

My mind's completely on Fifi.

Who's Fifi?

My cute little pet.

Her wisdom tooth's aching.

And the dentists are

on a strike today.

If you can extract her tooth..

- Sir.

All okay, sir?

And who is Fifi?

You two go in, I'll be right with you.

What do you think Fifi would be?

A small dog, what else?

Fifi. Fifi. Fifi.

Fifi. Fifi.

Fifi.

Fifi.

Fifi.

- Fifu.

Fifi.

Fifi.

Fifi.

What do we do? Fifi.

Why are you tiring yourself

Papa Ranjeet.

Papa Ranjeet gave me these

sleeping tablets for an emergency.

We'll take these and fall asleep?

- Not us.

Then? - I've put many

butterflies to sleep with this.

So she's no match for it.

Come on, Fifi.

Bobby.

Can't say about coins,

but I have changed.

You've opened my eyes.

I promise I will never

wear any accessory..

..Like belt, shoes,

jacket made of animal skin.

I wouldn't wear my own skin either.

By the way...

What's his name?

Nagraaj.

- Nagraaj?

So sweet, what a lovely name.

Nagraaj.

Anything else, or can I leave.

Please leave, please.

You must be busy.

I will talk to Nagraaj.

Nagraaj.

Come on.

Come on.

Why you..

You think you're tough.

You think you're tough.

You snakes are so boring.

The entire day all you do is..

What do you think?

I am scared of you.

Where's the teeth?

Fifi. Fifi.

The door's not opening.

Wonder why he's running?

Because Fifi is awake.

Fifi is awake.

Fifi is awake.

Forgive me.

Don't eat me.

Don't eat me.

Open the door.

High five. High five.

You can't do it.

You don't even have hands.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Let go, let go.

Save me. Save me.

You've robbed a snake.

The serpent is after us.

Open the door. Open the door.

Open the door.

Let go of my pant.

Open the door.

- Open the door.

He swallowed my hand.

Oh, Lord! Oh, Lord!

Leave me. Let go of my bum

Let go of my bum.

Its out. Its out.

You're a genius.

What is it now?

What happened?

Look down.

No! No!

Can't say about Hindi, but

your Sindhi's really nice.

What did you say?

That snake attacked me so brutally.

Come with me, I will

show you something else.

Yes, but..

- Max. Max.

Listen to me.

- No, I am..

Max, listen to me.

What is he doing here?

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