Housefull 2 Page #11

It's an honour, JD.

Sorry.

- Sir. The bride's father. Sir, sir.

Make yourself comfortable.

Make yourself comfortable.

Take care.

Watch ahead.

There'll be bigger

personalities arriving.

Mamma mia. Pappa pia.

Normally climax

comes after the marriage.

But here the climax is

along with the marriage.

Flowers. Flowers. Shower it.

JD sir. JD sir.

You're very fortunate to

have got a chance to meet me.

I am joking.

Kapoor and company, where is

my commission? my commission

"Beauties, come and sing with me."

Excuse me, London's waiter.

Go get me a cold drink.

Hey horrendously dressed fool.

Who let you in?

Don't you know Aakhri Pasta?

- No. No.

I run London's most

successful marriage bureau.

For cartoons like you

I've even started a

mobile marriage bureau

Press 1 for engagement.

Press 2 for marriage.

And to get married again...

Press your first wife's neck.

I am joking.

Hey, Bombay duck, come here.

Your father must have

taken one look at..

.. Your pregnant mother's stomach...

...and said to her

"This is our child, right".

And she must have replied yes.

And then she must have

turned to the driver and said...

..."I am joking".

Mamma mia.

Go get me a cold drink.

Go.

The guests have arrived.

The auspicious time is passing by.

Let's get on with the marriage,

come on. - Come.

Call the brides.

Now call the grooms.

Jolly.

What is happening here?

Show us your face at least.

Sunny.

- What is it?

According to father I

am marrying Henna...

...and you're marrying Jio.

What now?

- Why are you tiring yourself

I've made all the arrangements.

What is this going on now?

Priest, begin the ceremony.

Stop!

Stop this marriage right now

Great, JD.

First you break our friendship.

Then our break their relation.

Then you make my daughter elope...

...and then get him

married to your son.

You're still a dacoit.

This man who you all know as JD...

...what was his reality?

Do you know who he is?

He's a dacoit from

Gangapur area in India.

Murderer. Plunderer.

Oh, my.

JD a dacoit.

A bandit.

Jagga Dacoit.

Batuk.

See.

Who told you that your

daughter is marrying my son?

What's there to see or hear?

Look, JD's son Jolly.

He's not my son.

He's the driver.

JD has only one legitimate son.

And everyone knows who he is.

We just need to uncover his face.

- No, dad, please.

He's not my son either.

He's not his real son.

His real son is there.

We just need to uncover his face.

You fool. This is his son.

He is not my son either.

He's not.

Then who is JD's son?

I am JD's real son. Jolly

I will explain how and

why all this happened.

Papa!

Enough! That's enough!

If they're bad, then

what are you, papa?

If they aren't worthy of

being called your son-in-law...

...are you worthy of

being called a father?

You set out to get your daughter...

...married to JD's son.

But before that did you even

bother to ask for our approval?

You only used your daughter like toys.

You just wound the

keys and let them loose.

Go on, fall in love.

And when we did, you said "Let's go".

I feel ashamed to call you father.

Bobby.

If you want to slap

someone then slap me.

All my life I called

you illegitimate...

...instead of calling you brother.

I always humiliated the

one I should have respected.

If I wouldn't have bothered about

...legitimate and illegitimate,

then I might not have see this day.

Daboo. Chintu couldn't understand

the important of relationships.

Not at all.

Forgive me, please.

Chintu. Don't blame yourself.

Don't forget, I am your elder brother.

I left no opportunity to malign you.

Forgive me, brother.

Forgive me.

Mamma mia, mamma mia.

What a happy ending.

Let me take a picture.

Everybody say cheese.

Cheese!

Oh, God!

Jagga Dacoit!

Jagga Dacoit! Jagga Dacoit!

Dacoit Jagga is back again.

Now you are all in trouble.

You've compelled dacoit

Jagga to awaken again.

The first person that I

will shoot with this gun is...

You!

Jagga Dacoit!

Jagga Dacoit!

Dacoit. Jagga Dacoit!

Why are you tiring yourself?

No, no, no.

Hail Goddess.

He's gone crazy!

Run! Run!

Run!

Come out.

You have awakened Jagga.

Even the police from 700

villages were scared of Jagga.

What do you think?

Jagga.

You're gonna be buried

into the ground alive.

Why are you scared?

You're time is near. Bhau.

Jolly.

What is this?

Jolly's here, Jolly's there.

How many Jolly's?

Now face your father's gun.

No, listen to me.

- Bhau.

Max. Relax.

The dacoits have surrounded you.

So its better that you surrender.

Can't say about John...

...but Jagga won't take mercy on you.

Bhau.

3210...fire.

Are you suffering from acidity?

The boy's taken the bait.

Bhau.

What the...

Where did he go?

Bhau. Bhau.

Behind you.

Fire.

The gun's jammed.

Run!

Hide. Hide.

JD respects me a lot.

I will go and make him alright.

Give me a white handkerchief.

JD. JD.

I know that you won't shoot me.

Because you respect me.

Save me.

The fool.

He's gone crazy.

I could've been dead had

the bullet hit me. Rascal.

Jagga uncle. Jagga uncle.

At least listen to your

friend Prince Charles.

Stop, JD. Stop.

You're not in Gangapur.

You're tax paying member

of the British Empire.

In the name of queen and country...

...put down your weapon.

Mamma mia, Camilla.

Sunny.

Come out.

Where are you running?

Sunny. Are you okay?

- Sunny.

Who do you think you are?

First you put JD to

sleep and awakened Jagga.

Now you have put Jagga to

sleep and awakened JD again.

A hug.

Dad your fine right? Superb. Superb.

That was great.

When everything's ending happily...

...then why don't you

adopt my son-in-law.

Just give him half

your wealth. Only half.

Brother, now you are dubbing my lines.

He's a good boy.

Adopt him and give him the wealth...

Shut up!

Today all three fake

Jolly's will get married.

But you won't get

married to this Jolly. - Why?

She will marry Jwala.

Jwala? Ewww

Cut it. Superb.

Superb.

Give me a hug.

The wall's falling down.

Left.

Get ice.

Not like this.

Naughty.

JD sir, you're just..

What else did he say?

Enough.

Take it to that length.

Jolly.

"You're an idiot, you're a fool."

I can see your nose.

"Whatever, whatever we do."

Cut it.

"Sweet.."

"..meat."

"Papa plays the band."

How will we get married?

Shut up, Bobby.

- You shut up.

Papa.

Look who I brought along.

Beauty.

Beauty.

Beauty.

Papa, she's your daughter-in-law.

Daughter.

Daughter.

Papa, give her a hug sideways.

"But papa's sitting on

our dreams like dynamite."

"But papa's sitting on

our dreams like dynamite."

"Dynamite."

Driver. Take this.

Have groundnuts.

And action.

Mamma mia.

I love you.

But I'm still angry with you.

- Why?

Anoint him with the whiskey.

Cut it.

Sajid Nadiadwala.

- Nadiad, come on.

Get up, get up, your famous step.

"Papa plays the band."

Great!

"Papa plays the band."

Your movie's a hit,

the result's are out.

You don't have to cry over it.

We'll..

Everyone's out.

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