Housefull 2 Page #8

Our maid Simi.

Where? Where?

Look down, not up.

She's his mother.

Oh, no.

Such a big..

JD sir had such a little affair.

"0 girl, you're mine."

"0 girl, you're mine."

"0 girl, you're mine."

"0 girl, you're mine."

"0 girl, you're mine."

"0 girl, you're mine."

"0 girl, you're mine."

Jolly, you've given

me such a jolly news.

Give me a hug.

Superb! Sixer! That's great.

That's great.

All my life he

taunted me as illegitimate.

And now he'll be branded as one.

Superb. Superb.

Every doctor wants

his son to be a doctor.

Every actor wants

his son to be a actor.

Destiny gave an illegitimate son..

..A illegitimate son-in-law.

The legitimate one ended up

with the illegitimate one..

..And the illegitimate one,

with the legitimate.

Bravo, son-in-law.

Its bad.

- Really, it's really bad.

We're helpless before destiny.

- Yes.

We're just puppets in its hands.

Now that they're engaged,

what can we do?

Let's go with the flow.

So what if the

son-in-law has such a big flaw.

Let's go with the flow.

My sympathies are with you. Cheer up.

His sympathies are with me?

He imitated me again.

Look, didn't I tell you?

That's where he will be.

Come on, I will make you successful.

Leave her hand.

What are you doing here?

Go and live happily

with both your wives.

Look, Jlo. This is

our personal matter.

And a misunderstanding

about the two wives.

Tell her Jai.

- He's absolutely right..

I don't want to hear your nonsense.

Just leave.

- Jlo, at least listen to us. Please.

Jai. Better get lost.

Or else you will get hit so

badly that you wont be able

Jolly. - If you weren't in

this condition then I...I..

You know what I had done.

I would've picked him up like this..

..And dropped you like this.

And then..

Rascal, you're fortunate

that you can't stand up.

Otherwise I would've

made cream-pie out of you.

And then I would've

smashed you like this.

Like this, this, this.

- Jolly.

Don't do it. Don't do it.

Hey you, you don't know who I am.

Rascal. Why you..

You don't know who I am.

Oh no.

Scoundrel. Why didn't

you tell me earlier?

I was telling you "Don't

hit him, don't hit him".

Couldn't you say it in Hindi?

Didn't you speak in Marathi

when you were scared? - Yes.

I spoke in Sindhi when I was scared.

What?

Sosa.

Why the wheelchair?

Why walk, when you can ride?

My name is Sosa.

And I have appointed these

bodyguards for moments like these.

Come on, baby.

Sorry, sorry. Sosa.

Wait, wait.

Now pick up that table,

and smash it on them.

You, you, you.

Kill him.

Now who is he?

Why are they making

an entry one by one?

Relax. I will take care of them.

What now?

Those who are blessed by

God can do impossible things.

Kill him.

Jlo. Look.

We brought two fake

Jollys to avenge Jai's father.

Everything was a lie.

Let me explain you.

They are their girlfriends. Not mine.

I love you.

Are you fine?

- Yes, Jlo. I love you.

But I am still angry with you.

And I can forgive you

on only one condition.

I accept all your conditions.

I accept. I accept. I accept.

- What are you saying?

First ask her the condition.

- Yes.

It can't be bigger than the

problem we're currently in.

I accept. Done.

Fine. Then take me to your house.

- What?

What?

- What?

What?

Jolly, this is my condition now.

I don't want to take any risk now.

I am going with you, to your home.

And I will stay with you 2417.

I can say any lie you want me to.

But I am coming with

you to your house.

Your driver got engaged.

Is this a true story or a new story?

This is a love story.

We just need your blessings.

Now you want him to

bless drivers as well?

Why?

- Why?

What's wrong with drivers?

Don't they have a heart?

I am devotee of Bhadrakaali.

I've learnt only one thing.

I will bless them.

Then you'll allow us to stay

here for a few days too, right?

It's a wedding

atmosphere in the house.

More the merrier.

Fine.

But, hold. I will

give my blessings too.

But in a traditional style.

Yes.

- Hold.

Come, take his blessings.

Bless you.

- Yes.

Come on.

God bless. God bless. God bless.

Where did he go?

- He left.

He...he...left. Yes.

That's okay.

Take his blessings.

May you prosper. Like me.

Next year... may you

be blessed with a child.

Come, let me show you

the baby making room.

What a hell?

What the hell is

happening in this house?

I can't understand.

What kind of a father-in-law is he?

He's blessing his own son-in-law...

...to have a child from another woman.

This is as fishy as a

vegetarian eating fish.

Very fishy.

Let me find out.

Right now.

"Do you want me?"

"Do you need me?"

"Wanna love me?"

"Come to me, baby."

"Right now."

"Right now."

"Do you want me?"

"Do you need me?"

"Wanna love me?"

"Come to me, baby."

"Right now."

"Right now."

"I will spend my whole life with you."

"In any condition I will

spend my whole life with you."

"I can even lay down my life for you."

"Do you want me?"

"Do you need me?"

"Wanna love me?"

"Come to me, baby."

"Right now."

"Right now."

"it's a beautiful moment."

"Here's the honey, and the moon too."

"You're my summer."

"You're my monsoon too."

"My intentions are to

blow out the lights."

"Fill my heart up with your love."

"Everywhere I looked I saw only you."

"Do you want me?"

"Do you need me?"

"Wanna love me?"

"Come to me, baby."

"Right now."

"Right now."

"Do you...want me?"

"Do you...need me?"

"The mood's romantic."

"And you're with me."

"The heart's mischievous."

"The ambiance is young."

"Your pranks makes

my heart beat faster."

"Makes my entire body shiver."

"Let me hide you in my arms."

"Do you want me?"

"Do you need me?"

"Wanna love me?"

"Come to me, baby."

"Right now."

"Right now."

"I will spend my whole life with you."

"In any condition I will

spend my whole life with you."

"I can even lay down my life for you."

"Do you want me?"

"Do you need me?"

"Wanna love me?"

"Come to me, baby."

"Right now."

"Right now."

"Right now."

"Right now."

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning, JD sir.

Terrific house.

I listened to you and turned

my house into a guesthouse.

I feel like slapping

you below your ear...

No, no. not below the

ear but Behind his ear.

There's soap left behind Badal's ear.

Clean it please.

Hello.

My Jaggu's so nice.

He sat down for a bath.

The stool slipped from underneath him.

Jaggu started laughing.

My Batook's so nice.

He sat down for a bath.

The stool slipped

from underneath him...

Batuk started laughing.

You haven't forgotten

our childhood shenanigans.

Hail Sri Krishna.

Your friendship

doesn't let me, Batook.

Hail Bhadrakaali.

Then you wouldn't

have forgotten that...

...we promised each other that

we will get our children married.

Yes, I...

Actually, nowadays...

No, no, not now but tomorrow.

Your SP friend will take his jeep...

No, no, catch a

plane and come to London.

I am bringing my

daughter along as well.

On the first flight, okay.

Send your son to pick me up.

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