Housefull 3

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Don't you date move!

You've the right to remain silent.

Don't you date move

oI else We will shoot you!

Hello, everyone.

How's everyone doing?

Hey Martin, having a Martini, huh?

Hi. How are you?

Good! Good! Good!

MaIgIet, keep serving

sausages to everyone.

Hey Hites...

- All ne.

Hello.

- Is she your latest?

Call it the gIace of God.

Batook, my iend!

Looking at your success...

makes me Ieally happy.

Human beings should always he happy,

you know.

Because even Gautaufs...

'Gamh]1i1' (Serious).

I am the one Who's Ieally happy.

Because you didn't come alone...

...f0I the inaugulation

of GJS shippiugk new branch.

In fact, you hIought

your Wife and kids too.

I'll tell you Why I

hIought them heIe lateI.

First call your daughteIs.

Should I?

Yes.

Glllga!

Jamuua!

Sataswati!

"Gaga":
-

"Jamuua..."

" Sataswati! "

So Maalaya, they are my GJS.

My LhIee cultuled jewels.

You've come foI the table, right?

Come foI the table meaning,

are you com-foI-tahle?

It's a liteIal translation.

You see, they grew up

in a English sunoundjng...

...hut sometimes their

Iudian-ness comes out...

wand the end Iesult is

a totally diffeIent translation.

So tell me. Maalaya.

You said call the gills.

Now they are heIe, so tell me.

Batookml Want my sons Harry,

Harsh and

...t0 marry your LhIee daughteIs.

I was thinking they can

have a Wedding in Turkey...

Maalaya, I am the only

aLheI on this planet...

...W].\0 doesn't Want his

daughteIs to get married.

I will neveI let my

daughteIs marry anyone. . .eveI!

Call it a muse, oI had luck.

I don't know.

But my family's been enduring

this ill-fate foI decades.

Within 3 years ofmarriage,

my patents split.

My darling Wife Halal...

mpassed-away aeI

delivering my ehildlen.

My eldest sisteI, Hausa.

HeI husband divoIced heI

Within 6 months of their marriage.

And my aunt Satla...

...suffeIed a hemonhage aeI

she Ieturned fIom heI honeymoon.

When things keep occurring ocn,

it's called a coincidence.

But if it keeps

Iepeating every time...

mthen it's an indication fIom God.

And a smart man can

undeIstaud an indication.

But Batook,

life without marriage and childlem.

This is the truth, uncle. Believe us.

We'Ie not making kids.

She's sayingmwee not kidding.

Oh my, God!

Pops!

Marriage seems to he out of question.

How about a live-in Ielationship?

What did you say?

I heard that.

You bloody pervert!

My son Hulk meant to say...

Your son isn't hulk; he is Iascal!

And you...y0u'Ie not Maalaya

y0u'Ie a bloody scoundlel.

And you aren't Godhavri;

y0u'Ie a Ihino.

Live in Ielation? Get out! Get out!

Get out!

Please stop it.

- Get out!

Just g0.

And don't take the boat.

Swim all the Way hack.

'Joh down.

Calm down.

You LhIee are so smart.

You have neveI thought

about boys till date.

You LhIee are so naive.

Bottom line,

a person should always he straight.

Becausemeven Taatak Mama's glasses

are upside down.

Goodnight, papa!

Goodnightmso soon?

My daughteIs are so cultuled.

Jenny, everyone knows

you don't have a boyfriend.

TheIe are lot of gills heIe,

choose one.

SheIley. GIow up and go up!

What?

GIow up.

I have a boyfriend.

His name is Teddy.

So come on, tell me right now...

"about your boyfriend.

- N0 Way.

If you don't,

I will tell your sisteIs.

Then listen.

He's a guy who is a little hit crazy.

"When I saw you, I Iealized sweetheart."

But his tongue s]ips...day and night.

"Love is crazy, sweetheart."

Jenny. Will you he my Wench?

I meamuwife!

Just like Michael SchumacheI...

...l\e Wants to he a no.1 cat IaceI.

And just this morning...

he got a golden chance.

The Indian IaceI has

hIoken the all time IecoId.

It's a S0 lap Iace.

And can you believe it, JennifeI?

He's been Iacing Lhlough

the track like a bullet.

RaceI no.

3 has now oveI taken IaceI. N0 Z.

And Wow! He has now taken

oveI the lead fIom the Indian IaceI.

Wait. What a Ieply.

Teddy has taken hack

the lead with full Lhlottle.

TheIe is no stopping this guy.

Teddy has almost

Ieached the nish line.

He can see it.

What happened, RogeI?

What's wIong with his cat?

I'm out of petrol?

Slp

...Lhe lead cat has come

to a scIeeching halt.

Just Z00 meteIs away

fIom the nishing line.

What do I do now?

YES!

Wow Teddy.

Y0u'Ie so stool?

Imean...y0u'Ie so cool.

And the WiuneI oft0day's Iaee,

ladies and gentlemen...

Is Steve Randall.

Hey!

Well done.

Fantastic Iacing! Fantastic driving!

Si1...si1...si1...I came ISL

I nished ISL

Teddy, Teddy this was a cat Iace...

...not a running race.

Okay, heIe Igo.

Love you baby-boo. Yes I do.

I said it once, and I say it too.

I love you.

Oh!

Hey.

I Want all the details about your

sweetheart right now

otherwise your sisteIs

Look.

Okay-

Ah-ight.

He's the Hzpple ofmy eyes.

- Huh?

He's the apple ofmy eyes.

Buuty!

What do you think

when you look at him?

Sometimes I

mthat he's the son of some rich dad.

I'm heIe to take your blessings.

You see, I am a huge fan.

I've an audition today.

IfI can get your blessings, Well...

How about a sele?

Just one?

But audition? Audition foI What?

He's a haIdcoIe IappeI.

Still ain't amazed?

Let me pick up the pace

Grab your popcorn... Ready... Go!

You'll see What I mean"

I he putting in the mosL.

NeveI meant to hIag"

and I neveI meant to hoasL.

OLheI IappeIs ouL.

I'm:
turn 'e1:u into ghosts.

Ifyou didn't get the"

memo let me put in the posL.

Ifyou didn't get the"

memo I gotta let you know"

Everytime I Wanna spiL.

Man I'm neveI gain slow"

Everytime I gIah the"

mic Ijust neveI let it go"

Like I'm making love"

baby Ijust go and I go....

Extra-culinary.

- Thank you.

What you just performed

was both extra... and ordinary!

'So What I heard about

the judge was right.

'He's taken a bribe.

So my judgment will he.

BefoIe you pass any

fuILheI judgment...

moan I performjust one small piece?

Enough of this multiplex...

mnow foI the single-scIeen item.

One...tW0...LhIee...fou1...

"Your moLheI-sisteI...

MotheI-sisteI. .. MotheI-sisteI. . ."

May your bones break"

your head break"

everyone should Ioh your dignity"

May you get mused with hugs,

the higgeI the hetteI...

May you get diilflllbii"

Y0u'Ie a dogs hIeed

so bite your own sel.

You got messed 111)..

so you got kicked"

that too so very haUL.

"Your moLheI-sisteI...

MotheI-sisteI. .. MotheI-sisteI. . ."

hnpeccahle!

But I clearly understood

every little detail you said...

"about my sisteI to my moLheI!

You know Hindi?

I don't know about Blmvan...

...hut y0u'Ie the one who will

have to pay twice the penalty.

Y0u'Ie disqualied.

I'm ying!

Yeah, y0u'Ie ying.

SheIley, I am ying - By the Way,

you've a boyfriend, right?

HoW...]10W did you know?

Just took a chance.

Come on... spill, shoot.

Everything about your boyfriend.

- SheIley...

If you tell anyone about this,

I will kick your donkey.

Meaning?

- I will kick your ass.

His name is Sandy.

But that cIazy chap is

always busy with his lst love.

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