Housefull 3 Page #2

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And I don't know Why...

He gets a kick out ofhis 'kick'.

"Goal.-

"Goal.-

"Goal.-

Coachml don't need

to he a substitute anymoIe.

I am a good playeI.

Sandy, y0u'Ie right.

You deserve to he

permanent on the eld.

But not as an oIdjJmry playeI.

As a WateI-hoy!

But coach, he's too good.

- But, he's an Indian.

Indians are only

Worthy to he 0111 slaves.

Now get lost...

Y0u...you... Indian.

The coach has lost it.

"You don't deserve to he heIe..."

"...you Indian."

"You Indian."

"You Indian."

Get out of heIe."

"You Indian."

"Indian!"

Now you listen you

White little Willies.

Who said that?

That Wasn't me.

I didn't say that.

I said it.

- What...

The aggIession fIom your depIession!

IfymfIe Sandy, then I ammSundi!

Slmdi?

Sndi!

As long as Sandy's miseIahle,

Sundfs on cloud nine.

What?

Ba-Ba Black Sheep have you any halls?

Yes, silmyes, silmthlee footballs.

One foI the coachmone foI his cIony...

...aud one foI the oLheI banana.

Get that idiot!

Sandy, now you die...

I am out ofheIe.

No! No!

Sandy.

- What happened?

Y0u'Ie suffering fIom

Split PeIsonality DisoIdeI.

Split...

It's a relatively Iate disoIdeI...

Sometimes due to depIession...

...oI nancial pIohlems,

a diffeIent personality...

...emeIges fIom inside.

A completely diffeIent

person comes out.

And in your case...

It's DlD.

- Dance India Dance?

Dissociative Identity DisoIdeI!

What's that?

Come, let's hang fIom outside.

- What?

Let's hang out.

Yes.

AeI studying your case...

...I']l advice you to avoid Iudi.

...Lhe I-N- D -I- A- N woId.

When you heat this woId,

Slmdi will take your place.

Because all your life

you've been bullied...

mhecause ofyoul Iace and c0101.

You mean...

- I am sorry.

Just by hearing this single WoId...

How is this possible?

- It is possible, Sandy.

How do I explain it to you now?

Sand)-

My head is aching with pain.

Can you ask someone

to get me a black tea?

S1116.

Black!

Sandy!

Just like you change into Slmdi

aeI hearing 'Lhat' WoId...

"similarly,

when he heats the woId 'hlack'...

Black!

Nurse! Nurse!

Black!

- White. White.

You called me black...

- I am saying White.

White.

"He's auotheI black..."

Relax.

Relax.

Will I neveI get hetleI?

- Of coulse you will.

Sandy, things do change,

and you will oveIcome your depIession.

And who knows...

someday you'll have enough money...

...t0 own your own football club.

- DI. Patel!

DI. Gauga Patel!

Two minutes. Two minutes.

Remove his black shirt.

Black!

Catch him! Catch him!

WheIe will I get that kind of money?

You know, my illness,

this buy lget 1 ee thing...

...it can he culed permanently.

If you help me.

And foI Lhatmwill you marry me?

YES!

No!

Why?

We can go in foI a live-in

Ielationship, but. . .1101 marriage.

Why?

You Want to know?

- Yes, I Want to... What!

Then listen.

What? Broken marriages! Death!

AIe you 5111c?

- Yes, Teddy.

I am 100 peIcent 5111c.

Stella.

- Yes, mzfam.

Stella, will you

please x this foI me?

But the money...

- SuIe mzfam

I mean, honey it's possible that...

What didn't happen...

I mean, What happened with otheIs...

...W0n't happen with us.

Look heIe, everyone got married.

Angelina-Bud Pitt.

Nicole.

Shalmlkh.

And...

Except foI one.

Jenn)-

Every man dleams to he Wealthy some day.

- What?

I meau...d1eams ofa wife.

Marries heI.

And then...

Ohh...

Two sweet kids like these.

One like a single- seIeen type,

and oLheI multi-plex type.

Take a look at me once Sarah.

It's just right LheIe.

- Okay, thank you.

You know,

ifwe have two kids like these...

...d0 you know What We can say?

One, two, LhIee fOIIL.

0111 lives pillars stand

on these two hamhoos.

..wigedee Wigedee boom boom dhoom dhoom

dhada hhooom pac dhoopac dhoom pac.

B11116-

B11116-

Have some cold medicine.

Take a chill-pill.

But, Sarah.

You know that I always come

and visit these special kids.

So you also keep in touch with them.

That's the least We can do.

But marriagemkids?

Just forget it.

Finemthen forget me.

Because now... I will get married to...

...my i]luess...and death.

- Sandy.

Can I say something Genelia?

Imean Jenny.

I always thought I'll

marry the one I love.

But since marriage

isn't possible, then...

Hold on, Teddy. Wait.

What's the point in stopping me now?

You know, Sarah.

I Wanted to start a family with you.

But if not you, then...

Silmhow are the snacks?

Not like my mummy, but okay.

The phone's linging.

It's a private numheI.

Papa.

Papa...

Papa...

What happened?

I have a boyfriend!

What?

What?

This is all that was le to heat.

Papa...

- Listen to me.

N0 one eveI listens to me.

I have no value in this house anymoIe.

Papa! Papa! Papa!

Papa! Please try and undeIstaud.

The one Whom I love, his looks are"

- Quiet!

A person should have hmins...

mhecause,

even Gujarat has a 'Su1at' city!

Get that?

This marriage Won't last.

It's had luck. It's a muse.

Even the maids in my house

couldn't escape this muse.

Look at them, all LhIee are Widows.

I Won't change my decision.

Papa, the maids are gone,

the maids are gone. - huh?

Let hygones he hygones!

- Right.

Papa, We'Ie not going

to he happy without them.

Papa, please let's take this chance.

Papa, let's he positive you know.

This hIoken marriage and death.

The reason is just so...

The Ieasolfs something else...

Something else?

- Yes.

Tell me...which aLheI in this World...

...Would.u't Want his

daughteIs to get married?

Then-is a reason.

It's a Ieally big reason.

But I can't tell you.

Why?

- No. Sorry.

Sorry...

- But...

I love you.

- Papa.

Hold on, papa.

This isn't fail.

- I think you should tell us.

I can't believe this.

You have to tell us,

otherwise We will get married.

YES!

These gills will

denitely get married.

'W]1at reason can I give them now?

'HOW do I stop this marriage?

'W]10 will help me?

"Pasta! "

Batook sit, y0u'Ie joking.

- Pasta...

Y0u'Ie my oldest customeI.

Pizza foI you.

We've known each oLheI foI years.

BIead foI you.

But that doesn't mean

that your Aakhri Pasta...

pretend to he your

family astlologeI Aakhri Aastha.

Pasta foI you.

And you...

I haven't made Lucy

madaufs hIeakfast yet.

How can I he Aakhri Aastha?

Pastamifs the question

of my daughu-ns lives.

Don't you Want to open many moIe...

mauchises ofAakhri

Pasta on London Rasta? - Yes.

Just like the McDonalds.

I will help you.

Just go meet my daughteIs

as Aakhri Aastha.

Mumhle some things in Hindi

along with ke astrology predictions...

"and stop these marriages,

that's all.

But just a minute,

I've auotheI idea.

What idea?

Come, come.

The 'mamma-mia idea.

- Mamma-mia?

Get your 3 daughteIs tubes-tied.

Ifthey can't become mamma,

they Won't get a husband.

Iamjoki-Ilg-

Listen, Pasta!

You must do this job!

And I am notjoking!

"Pasta! "

"Pasta! "

You Wanted to know...

...W]1y I Wouldn't let

you LhIee get married.

This... is 0111 family astlologeI,

Aakhri Aastha.

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