How High Page #10

were here today,

he would deny and denounce

any claim...

to these so-called findings.

I'm gonna have

to disagree on that.

Yo, Ben, tell this fool.

Is that a bong or what?

Yep. It's the liberty bong.

Light that sh*t.

Smoke that sh*t,

pass that sh*t.

Yo, you gotta come

to this party, Ben.

- Hey, man. Hey.

- Come on, man. Smoke.

Gerald!

Oh, yeah!

This is insane!

What are you all laughing at?

Dean, I have had it

with your uptight,

- self-serving,

overopinionated ass!

- Getim!

In short, you are fired!

-

- Hit the bricks, dog!

Get down with my girlfriend

That aint right

The bi g payback

Silas!

Jamal.

Yo, dog, man.

Look like you did it, dog, man.

You got a new serve, man.

You gonna be

an herbal scientist, my brother.

Me and you turned this place

upside down, didn't we?

Did we!

Amazing what two brothers...

from the P. can do with just

a little bit of opportunity.

Word.

Holler at your dogs, man.

I will, man.

-

-

Secret Service!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Dean, Dean, Dean, ease up on

the black-on-black crime, bro.

Oh, this motherf***er done

messed up my sh*t!

Back up! Back up, n*gger!

You better give me three feet!

Give me three feet!

- Whoa!

-

Hey, get up.

Oh, my God

Oh, cool.

Take him away, boys.

Take your hands off of me!

Do you realize who I am?

- What are you looking at?

- I Need Money, you talked!

Why, yes, Jamal.

It is somewhat

of a surprise to me also.

Lord, it's a gift!

It's a gift from above!

Make it float like a dove!

Make it scream like Michael

in a rhinestone glove.

Lord, Lord, Lord.

Popcorn player.

Popcorn player.

I didn't inhale!

Woo-hoo!

God, this is the wildest time

I've ever had.

You won't mind that I'm bangin'

your daughter on the regular.

No, no!

Not at all.

Good,cause Jamal's

gonna be my baby daddy.

Ah, son, welcome to the family.

Daddy.

Silas, your experiment

was a success.

Your serum worked, and you're

going to get an A in my course.

Ooh, Professor!

So that means I get to stay.

You betcha!

You can stay as long

as it takes you to graduate.

I don't care.

Right, ladies?

Mmm!

Shall we, ladies?

Hey, down here!

This is not happening!

Lauren,

you are coming with me!

Honey, you have never

satisfied me.

Huh?

Silas?

But I can.

The day you lay off

is the day you pay off.

We come in here

to get our old b*tches,

but if they ain't in here,

we gonna get those

intellect b*tches and start

our own new stable, feel me?

Just keep it pimpalicious.

Keep it pimpalicious!

Powder, what are you

doing here?

What are you doing in here?

Well, I've been rolling

this joint for 20 years.

But if these people knew

I was using your

Dial-A-Ho service,

they might not understand.

You are one

of my biggest customers.

You like them hand-jobs,

fat b*tches pissin' on you

all the time.

I like the ladies.

Licking poodle feets and sh*t.

Just stop it right there.

Have you ever been to college?

- Yeah, two years Pussyology.

- Academia. I like it.

Give me a call next week.

I think we can work

something out.

Today's class is called

Pimpology I and II.

I'm one, that's two.

That's what your ass will be...

if you don't pass this class.

It got to come out right!

And if it don't come out right,

you ain't gonna get

the pimp tonight!

- Where my b*tches?

- Where my b*tches?

Come on with it...

and let it fly!

Not yourselves!

Sh*t!

That was deep!

That was deep.

Ten.

Camera rolling shot on "A. "

"D" marker.

Cut!

And another thing, I forgot

my motherfuckin' lines!

Yo, stop doin' that sh*t, dog.

You can't be laughin' at me.

F*** my close-up up, n*gger.

They know we stole the--

What is that?

I knew it.

You guys and your lines.

Can I get some p*ssy?

Sure. Come on in.

I told you we should have went

to U.C.L.A.

Man, damn all this.

I'm about to go stick my dick

in a Thermos or something.

Puffs of purgatory

for everybody. Lineem up!

Puffs of purgatory, baby!

Puffs of purgatory.

Puffs of purgatory.

See each other no more.

I mean, the f***in' around--

Ah, sh*t!

I pledge allegiance to the pimp

of the united pimps of America.

Oh!

Come on, you f***ers!

Call action!

Uh-oh.

I don't give a f***

if it breaks!

You hear me?

Goddamn it!

Turn that goddamn water off!

Cut! Cut! Cut!

- Cut.

- Cut.

- Cut!

- Cut!

- Cut!

The movie's over. Go home.

Why don't you get

out of your seat?

Go home! Go home!

All y'all.

Y'all don't wanna leave!

# Yo, ladies and gentlemen

Smoke cheeba cheeba

Smoke cheeba cheeba #

# We got Toni Braxton

up in the house #

# So high that I can kiss

the skies, b*tch #

# We live up in here, y'all #

# How high, motherfuckers

How high #

# How, how, how, how

How, how, how, how #

# Yo, yo, yo #

# Tical shittin again

Spittin to win #

# Load they guns clip in the end

None sicker than him #

# Yes, indeed

I'm ill as any S. T.D.

or sex disease #

# These dirty rats

want extra cheese #

# On that piece of the pie

Now ask me how high #

# Until you reach for the sky

Blame the crooked letter "I" #

# That's my home

Twenty three's

wrapped in chrome #

# Not only snap on y'all n*ggers

but I'll snap dem bones #

#Slap your dome

Make you leave

that crack alone #

# You got the key to the city

but the latch is on #

# I gots it locked

bringin the noise #

# Bringin the funk Dr. Spock

Bringin my boys #

# Bringin you lungs

Pop the Glock but only

# Jack the Ripper

dont make me have to kill

this b*tch #

# Back to get ya

Put it in check

That's the mista

# Meth with his wood

on your neck

Shut your lips up #

# Smoke cheeba cheeba

Smoke cheeba cheeba #

#So high that I could kiss

the sky #

#Brick city

to the crooked letter I #

# Let's get, let's get

Let's get

Yo, yo #

# Yo, you can call on the man

when the party is borin #

# I had these hos strippin

till it's part of the mornin #

#I love a fat chick

with a body enormous #

# It aint about the weight, yo

It's how they perform it #

# My dash is 10

My weed half a pound #

# When there's smoke in the air

my nose is like a basset hound's #

# I dont stash the drug

Nigga, divide #

# I'm that nigga that ride

with a trigger to get a supply #

# High is how I stay

all the time #

# Niggas, close the door

Yo, b*tches

shut all your blinds #

# If I'm hard to find

take two puffs and pass #

# I stayed back

but my Benz moved up a class #

# It's Dock and Meth

The format is real sickening #

# Contagious

We out for Mista Biggs women #

# You better shut your trap

when my dogs around #

# We pissin on fire hydrants

so walk around, b*tch #

# Smoke cheeba cheeba

Smoke cheeba cheeba #

# Yeah, so high

till I reach the sky #

# Brick city

and the crooked letter "I" #

# Let's get, yo

Let's get #

# Yo, let's get #

# Mista Method Man

puttin in work foot in the dirt #

#Like it's all good roll

through your hood

pushin a hearse #

# I wish y'all would come

around like Clint Eastwood #

# As if your, reppin your hood

in my neck of the woods #

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