How Much Does the Trojan Horse Weigh? Page #8

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a bit... an eccentric person.

Still I don't know how to convince

you that I'm telling the truth.

So you wanted to be

younger and it happened?

I know it sounds awful.

If I wanted to be rich

or to speak Japanese,

it wouldn't come true.

I just thought

that if we finally meet,

you'll drop everything for me...

- You would like a guy like that?

- Yes.

- But I have a wife.

- But it's me. Zosia.

When are you

leaving for Canada?

Tomorrow.

We would fail, anyway...

I must wait for you.

I won't follow you

like an idiot...

I'll wait. Worst case scenario -

we'll meet in '95 and get

married a year later.

So we have some time, yes?

If you believed,

it'd be different.

If I kissed a frog,

it'd change into a queen.

And when I kiss the queen,

then?

Thanks for

the dresser, anyway.

May you be a full success

in Canada...

You too... in returning

to the right time.

They got soiled a bit.

Luckily, I take them to the laundry,

but don't collect them...

Laundry

Everything sucks now...

- When can we talk?

- Aren't we now?

You won't forgive me?

- I've changed.

- Same here.

Why so headstrong?

You've never been such!

And you took my kindness

for weakness of character.

- Let me return.

- No.

Your divorce petition

will misfire, anyway.

Why?

You said the breakup

was 21l2 years ago.

Didn't we make love in ary?

Just a sexual intercourse

to impregnate me.

Speak for yourself.

Like it or lump it, no way.

Not because of my fault.

We'll see.

You haven't given

me all my things back...

What?

Hunting trophies

and sports equipment!

I'll soon sent those.

- Send me the dumbbells at least!

- All right...

That idiot won't leave me alone.

It's dumbbells this time...

Has Mr. Kuba Radecki

taken off to Canada?

How should I know?

Canada is here.

Dumbbell! You had one

when you were little...

It's a real time warp!

Do you believe me?

I know it's impossible.

You've always been so rational.

It fell out of the dress pocket...

I couldn't reach you.

You didn't leave

your phone number.

- Jake, goddammit, who's this woman?

- Don't call me Jake!

- I'm Kuba's next wife.

- My pleasure!

Thank God

we have you back.

What happened?

You lost consciousness for a while.

Your husband is coming.

My husband?

I don't want it.

I'm divorcing him. Really.

You haven't taken off?

- Meaning?

- To Canada.

- I ran there to see you off.

- To Canada? Why?

What am I doing here?

You came to see off Marta...

Will she be all right?

It often happens during pregnancy...

Shortage of hemoglobin.

Are you pregnant?

- We're going to have a girl.

- Florka will have a sister?

Florka?

Who's got me with child?

I... I guess?

- Which is it?

- Month?

- Year.

- 2000.

I'm so happy

I'm not younger!

We have moved in already.

- Excuse me?

- Nothing.

Let's not tell Florka

you fainted. She'd worry.

- You've left her alone?

- Alone?

Florka!

Mom!

Florka!

Take the car next time.

Kuba and I were playing

when you called one.

I'm sorry.

Zosia, darling! At last.

We've been waiting...

My beloved Grandma!

I know everything.

Will you have tea?

I have the answer

to your question.

How much does

the Trojan horse weigh?

The answer is:

plus Odysseus. Each in

armor - about 100 kilo

times 51 - 5,100.

Since the horse weighed

about 12, 000 it's...

Seventeen thousand

and a hundred altogether.

A bus with sanatorium

patients had an accident.

Fifteen injured.

Luckily, no deaths.

I've won!

Dad! It's not pedagogical.

- Kids are brought up to be winners.

- Why don't you win, then?

To my father

Cast of Characters

in order of appearance

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