Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania

- Humpty!

- Humpty!

Humpty, hurry up, bro...

It's almost time for your exam!

Stop pressurizing him, man!

You know he has trouble with...

pressure.

What are you doing, man?!

Stop wasting time...

You're done for in this exam, buddy.

Chill, Shonty...

I know everything.

What is this, Humpty?

Sir! I've left everything

to the mercy of God!

Sir, my father says,

what you don't know, leave to God!

And I really don't know History...

...so I've left it to God.

You're going to fail, man...

Listen to me. Copy a few answers.

Sir, my father says "no cheating."

I can't break his trust.

Don't worry, sir!

God will handle everything!

Okay, sir? Jai Mata Di!

"Fool...

fool... fool... fool... fool..."

"Emotional Fool"

"Fool... fool... fool... fool..."

"Emotional Fool"

"Emotional..."

"You'll get in trouble if

you listen to this fraud of a heart"

"Oh, baby, my heart's a liar"

"Reciting Ghalib's poetry,

pretending he's a poet"

"Can't think of enough

curses to give him"

"Messes me up While it's acting cool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"Fool...

fool... fool... fool... fool..."

"Emotional Fool"

"Fool... fool... fool... fool..."

"My heart gets lonely all by itself"

"After a few shots, confesses to me"

"All it wants is an Indian girl"

"And it wants me to set them up"

"A fun and whimsical damsel"

"Messes me up While it's acting cool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart's not a bad guy"

"Albeit a little unreliable"

"And so restless"

"So very restless"

"Does exactly what he wants"

"Without a spare thought for poor me"

"Messes me up While it's acting cool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"My heart is an emotional fool"

"Emotional..."

Chest... 44.

44!

Look, Mum.

Chest is still 44 inches.

Let your chest swell

up with pride, my son!

Like Sylvester Stallone!

Bansi! - Yes?

You've taken Kavya's measurements for her gown,

right?

No Ma'am. Kavya and her sister

have gone to the cyber caf.

How do you know?

Sir, they rushed off in front of me!

I told her I had to

take her measurements but...

...Kavya said she

won't wear a local gown.

Really? - Hmm.

What a drama queen she is.

How do you like it?!

Screw you! You've got a designer gown!

Of course!

And it cost 2 and a half lakhs!

2 and a half lakhs!

How did you convince your dad?!

Emotional blackmail!

Papa, it's my only wedding!

I've always wanted this! Etc...

It's a great colour.

I know!

Did you talk to your dad yet?

My brother flips out anytime

I mention the designer gown!

And Dad starts laughing!

Kavya! Everyone must be

ready for breakfast... hurry up!

2 minutes, sis!

Just come to Delhi!

You can help me with the wedding

and you can buy your gown from here!

The showrooms are going to get the

latest stock of designer gowns, anyway!

Yeah! Great idea!

Okay, I'll call you later... Bye!

- Wants to book trucks for 4 nights, but won't give

an advance...

What a miser!

Let it go for now.

Dad!

We'll talk to Diwan after Diwali.

Why are you shouting?

Why didn't you give

your measurements today?

Dad, listen.

I will only get married

in Kareena Kapoor's designer gown.

Otherwise say 'goodbye' to the groom!

Why such a fuss over a damn gown!

Son. Relax.

What's the problem with a local gown?

Grandma wore a local wedding gown.

Hmph! My mother-in-law selected it.

Horrible! With fake gold threading!

The jewelry set that

came with it was fake too!

Dad... I'm only going

to get married once.

I didn't get to choose the groom.

At least,

let me choose the wedding gown!

I didn't get to choose

my groom or my gown!

I've seen what happens

when people get to choose...

Dad, my wedding gown!

Okay, how much is it for?

Rs. 5 lakhs!

Lt was only 2 until yesterday,

now it's 5?!

Gurpreet's gown costs Rs.

2 and a half lakhs!

I deserve at least double that rate!

You can't wear something so expensive.

Look for something within Rs.

40-50 thousand.

Why are you being so cheap?!

We have so much money!

So what if we have money!

Next you'll ask for

a send off in a helicopter!

Money doesn't grow on trees!

Dad! - He's right.

Fine. I don't want your help.

I'll buy my gown myself.

Where are you going?!

Delhi! To Uncle's house!

I'll beg,

borrow, steal, but I'll get my gown!

Lf you want to rob,

do it here in Ambala?

Why do you need to go to Delhi?!

By the time I earn Rs.

5 lakhs in Ambala, I'll be an old lady.

You can earn big bucks

only in big cities.

Son... Call your uncle and tell him

Kavya's coming to stay for a few days.

Ok.

Not just a few days!

I'm only coming back

after Gurpreet's wedding!

With. My. Gown!

Son... Stop taunting Swati.

Stopping the taunts,

won't heal the wounds, Mum.

Swati, please.

Don't say a word.

I fell in love with the wrong man.

Then I married him and humiliated dad.

I should be punished.

What punishment, Swati?!

How is it your fault that

he turned out to be a scoundrel?

Lt IS my fault.

Dad tried to stop me,

but I didn't listen.

Mom.

Stop blaming yourself, child.

Some relationships are

meant to be short-lived.

It's the Almighty's decision.

Marrying Param was my decision, Mom.

God isn't responsible for my mistakes.

Forget about me.

Go have fun in Delhi for a month!

You won't get these days back.

Everything will be different in America.

Get a sexy wedding gown.

Whatever you do, don't land up in jail!

Shonty!

You're sure Mr. Shastri is going

to check the History paper, right?

How many times do I have to tell you?

I got the information

straight from the office.

He's been checking these

papers for the last 5 years!

Humpty! Lf the professor complains

about you, they'll fail you!

My dear Poplu...

I'm going to fail anyway, right?

Dude... since when

do you care about passing?!

Bro when heroes fail

their exams in movies...

...their fathers give them a hug

and send them on vacations to London.

If I fail, my dad will kick

me and tell me to manage the bookstore.

Well, that's true...

Hey...

Good evening, Sir...

Bro, he looks like Thakur from Sholay!

Thakur didn't have hands, idiot.

He looks like the dancing girl!

Who are you guys?

Sir, I'm Tendulkar,

this is Kohli and that's Sehwag!

Look, boys. You'll look

like you'll are from a good home.

Thank you, sir!

Boys like you'll shouldn't

be doing such things.

Sir, when Gandhi's principles

don't work, use Al Capone's.

Sir, please pass me in History.

I don't mind scraping through.

I can pay you.

I don't accept bribes.

Just think of it as a donation...

I even wrote a poem for you!

One minute, sir. Listen.

"My daddy cry, if I fail,"

"Then I hit you and go to jail."

"But don't worry, I get easy bail."

"Then I again hit you, again jail"

"Again bail."

"Jail-Bail, Jail-Bail, Jail-Bail"

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