Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania Page #2

"And one day..."

"Your heart fail."

Wow!

Oye!

Monkey regiment! Come here!

Who are you?

Why are you messing

around with my Uncle?

Old man isn't passing me.

Hanging him like this

isn't going to help your cause.

He's not accepting my bribe. I offered!

How much?

Five Thousand rupees.

Do they need to pass?

Nah nah. They're working now.

Studying wasn't their thing.

Hmmm.

How will you get me passing marks?

My Aunt's out of town...

Uncle downs a few shots and passes out.

I check half the papers.

Give me your roll number,

I'll sort it out.

You're not from around here, are you?

I'm an alien. E.T.'s sister.

Why do you want to help me?

You see... it was love at first sight.

I want Rs. 10,000.

Are you insane?

Lf you want to bargain, you can get out.

You're dangerous.

I know.

Now, get out.

Humpty, hold on.

Come on, let's go.

What did the lady say?

She said, "Humpty, you'll pass."

Wow!

Shonty, get the lowdown on her, man!

Shut up! I do the work

and you get the rewards!

What kind of friend are you, man!

What are you doing?!

You know my blood sugar is high!

We're celebrating your son passing

his exams! Don't worry... just eat!

Humpty, you passed?!

Of course, sir! - But

Didn't I tell you?! God's on my team.

So, you passed!

Who did you copy from?

Dad! I'm your son!

I'd die before cheating!

Are you going to keep clowning around...

...or will you manage the shop?

I'll manage it, Dad!

I'm young! Lt's my time to have fun!

Correct! Now that you're here,

complete the inventory.

You always take advantage

of my innocence!

Bro. - Hmm.

Her name is Kavya Pratap Singh.

From Ambala.

She's Shastri's niece.

Her dad is in the transport business.

What's she doing in Delhi?

Wedding shopping.

She's engaged, man... to an NRI.

The wedding's in a month and

a half and then straight to America.

Why are you looking so lovelorn?

Humpty!

Sorry dad! I've got to go!

Next week onwards, I promise!

Hello, Ms. Kavya!

Wow, you look like you're Size 0!

Are you mental?

Why are you wearing a

leather jacket in this heat?!

You're so judgmental!

I have high fever!

And I still came to say thank you!

Forget about it.

You've come to hit on me!

I don't hit on engaged property!

I've done my research!

Can't we sit and talk for a minute?

No! Say what you want to like this!

Well, you already know my name;

Humpty Sharma!

I'm very popular in my college!

Girls think I'm really cute...

Stop this introduction

and say what you need to!

There's a party...

There's a party at my college.

D. J... Drinks... delicious food.

So? - So, I'm inviting you!

Why me? Couldn't find anyone else?

Quite a few.

But you're the only one from Ambala.

Will I be going as your

sister or your girlfriend?

Whichever you like! I'm open minded!

Oh! My wedding is in 11/2 months!

Oh. The party should

be over way before that.

What time?

6 pm onwards... you enter at 7!

Ms. Kavya! The dress code is western!

Don't show up in ethnic wear!

Humpty! She's here! Let's go! Quick!

I need to smell good!

You'll never change, man.

Let's go, let's goooo!

Who are you?

DJ Govind... Yo.

Listen, nerd. Can you handle this?

Yeah... Just give me a chance.

Come on.

"You can try and escape if you like"

"But you know you can't

always have your way"

"You can go if you like"

"But you know what we

could get up to all night"

"I'm single, you're single"

"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

"I'm single, you're single"

"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

"Hand holding is so pass"

"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

"You hold commitment

at my throat like a knife"

"Like your personal chauffer,

behind you I drive"

"Used to be a hero in my college,

a real superstar"

"But your love's ruined me"

"When you dumped me, for a while I wept"

"But for the first time that night,

peacefully I slept"

"Things became crystal clear that night"

"I'm a macho man,

so let's get lucky tonight"

"Your luck is done,

boy, done, done, done"

"You have no idea how many suitors"

"Think I'm the one, one, one"

"I'm no stranger to how hearts work"

"There's a trail of

broken hearts wherever I go"

"I won't follow you"

"And I won't call you"

"And I won't be your lovesick puppy"

"Come, let me show you"

"Oh I can show you"

"A kind of love you won't forget"

"I'm single, you're single"

"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

"I'm single, you're single"

"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

"Hand holding is so pass"

"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

"I'm single, you're single"

"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

"Let's get a little lucky tonight"

"Come, let's get a little lucky tonight"

I'm going!

What?

I'm going!

Why so early?!

She just got a call... There's a curfew!

Should I drop you home? - Bye.

Bro. Bro... Bro!

Yeah!

Lf staring worked, I'd be going

out with the whole girls' hostel!

What urgent work could have come up,

Gurpreet?!

You're behaving really weird these days!

Hurry up! I'm waiting!

Hello, Ms. Kavya!

The cold coffee in this

market is world famous!

You again!

I could leave!

You can wait for your friend alone!

Lt's bad manners to eavesdrop

on other people's conversations.

Can you lecture me

while drinking cold coffee?

Oh, fine. It'll be a good pass time.

World class, isn't it!

How would I know after one sip.

Are all girls in Ambala so feisty?

I'm not your guidebook,

go find out yourself!

What's your friend's full name,

by the way?

I've told you already.

Tell me again.

Gurpreet Sodhi.

That's right... Sodhi!

Why do you ask?

I can't remember where

I've heard her name...

Don't get your hopes up...

she's getting married in 3 weeks.

By God... It's raining grooms.

How's your wedding shopping going?

Just alright... Still don't

have enough money for my wedding gown.

Didn't your parents give you any?

Dad said no...

He said it's too expensive.

How much?

I want a designer gown...

It costs Rs. 5 lakhs!

You've come here from Ambala

to buy a gown for Rs. 5 lakhs?!

Why is that funny?

Get me a shirt along with your gown...

For one thousand rupees!

Stop laughing.

So you're going to collect Rs.

5 lakhs in a month?

Yes, I am. - How?

I have a lot of great ideas!

Tell me one idea.

You won't be able to earn this money.

Why not?

Because you're not a con as you think,

you are naive!

Only 10,000 bucks for forging my marks?

Even Rs. 50,000 would have been less!

You're not a thief, Kavya!

Enjoy Delhi for a few days,

then go back to Ambala!

Get a local gown...

everyone will be happy!

I don't need your stupid advice!

Who are you to provide

commentary to the world?!

You can't even pass in

History without help! Idiot!

You should thank me and try to help...

...but instead,

you're sitting there spouting rubbish!

Oh, and I'm going to wear

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