Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania Page #3

a designer gown... no matter what!

Yeah... okay!

Why are you poking around in

her business? She's not your sister!

Shonty... She's our sister-in-law!

Bloody dung-for-brains...

Talk sense sometimes, man!

Awww! He's blushing!

I feel things when I see her, man...

Can't understand what

you feel without touching.

You don't have a girlfriend

because you're so vulgar.

Being classy won't help me, buddy...

I'm stuck with this face!

Stop this rubbish, guys...

Humpty, she's getting

married next month.

I know that already,

you don't have to keep reminding me...

I'm worried she'll do something foolish

trying to get this Rs. 5-lakh-gown!

Dude, the one to worry

about is her friend...

You're right, man...

I wish I could figure out who she is!

Shonty! You're like my brother, right?

Hello! Brother,

not Google, you scoundrel...

...getting you information

at a the touch of a button!

So you're not going to do it?!

No.

You won't help? - Don't disturb.

Just get the information, man!

Just get it, bro...

Okay! Okay! - First promise!

I promise!

Wow! Manish Malhotra's gowns!

Lt'll really suit you!

What?

I'm not going to apologise!

Just came to tell you

that your friend is Trouble.

I don't want to hear your rubbish!

Lt's not rubbish, it's the truth.

What is the truth? Tell me!

Your friend is lying to you.

Her gown is not designer.

And I saw her with a boy...

she's having an affair!

What? Kavya! Kavya!

Kavya, please believe me!

You're useless!

And I don't want to

listen to your nonsense!

Listen, I'm not useless!

I'm the sole heir to

my father's book empire!

Are you applying for the

post of most eligible Bachelor?

You're just brushing it off...

but you have to handle Gurpreet.

Why are you so obsessed with her?!

Does that make you jealous?!

I'm not jealous!

Listen to me...

We can clear this up in a minute.

Just come with me.

Come on!

This is Manish Malhotra's designer gown!

Exactly like the

one on your iPad, right?

How much is it for?

I want a fair discount...

Rs. 90,000, final price.

Huh?! How much did you say?!

The one on your iPad was around Rs.

5 lakhs, right?

What a discount!

Wait. This is a Manish

Malhotra original gown?

Oh, yes.

A hundred percent original fake.

Sir, did Gurpreet Sodhi

buy her wedding gown from here?

Yes, she did!

Any problems?

Not at all, it's marvelous!

Tell me something...

...how much would that gown be today?

The original costs about Rs. 3 lakhs...

We sold it to her for Rs. 70,000!

Packaged exactly like the showroom.

Your teeth will get dirty,

if you don't stop laughing!

Technically you should

be apologizing to me, now...

...but forget it,

I'm a very giving person.

Drop me to Gurpreet's house.

Talk to her...

call me if you need anything.

Thank you.

Welcome.

Bye. - Bye.

I had ended the affair...

But, then he started blackmailing me.

I didn't even realize

he took a video of me!

Gurpreet, are you stupid?

I wanted to buy the designer gown...

But, he started demanding money.

So I got a fake,

inexpensive gown and gave him the money.

That's when he deleted the video.

Dad would have killed me,

if he found out!

Arts student, right?

Yes.

By the way... why is your name Humpty?

I used to be a really fat kid...

...so, my friends

used to call me Humpty.

Since then, Rakesh became Humpty

Rakesh?! What a boring name...

He named me! 'Rakesh Sharma'!

Rakesh Sharma... The astronaut.

He was the first Indian

to land on the moon.

You're as pretty as the moon yourself.

Hello? Vidya Book Centre!

So, you're managing

your father's book 'empire'!

Yeah! So I'm not that

useless after all, right?

Oi! Don't be sarcastic!

Why is your cell phone off?

My battery is dead.

Can you meet me today? - Why?

That boy has blackmailed

and looted Gurpreet.

I can't believe you're still laughing!

Sorry!

What do you want to do?

We have to teach the scoundrel a lesson!

Get the money back... with interest!

Why are you doing this?!

Lt's over!

Lt's not over!

He got away...

He's going to do this to someone else!

Guys like this are scum!

They don't think about

the girl or her family!

Did something happen to you, as well?

I'd like to see someone

try to mess with me!

You're safe.

Come on.

Are you free tonight?

There's a birthday party...

Whose birthday? - Mine!

What?! But,

there's a different date on Facebook!

Yeah, that's wrong...

So you're following me on Facebook?

Like you haven't

checked my pictures out.

I have... You look like

a monkey in that white suit!

Better than a baboon

in a leather jacket!

So you'll come?

Well, why not...

There'll be alcohol, right?

You drink? - Yes...

You drink regularly?

Stop acting like a Mom!

My bottle will be over

before you've opened yours!

What should I get for you?

Leave it, Uncle!

We've got plans tonight...

It's your son's birthday...

How many birthdays

does he have in a year?

Hello, Dad. Dad, Kavya... Kavya, Dad.

Hello, Uncle. - Hello.

Brothers... We have gathered

to witness a great contest.

Kavya has wagered that she can finish

these two bottles of beer before me.

Stop the lecture... let's drink.

Poplu! Start the timer!

3... 2... 1! Go!

Bro... She's like a Ferrari. Guzzle up!

Wow!

Don't worry, Humpty Dumpty!

Stick with me and you'll learn to drink!

I don't want to drink anymore...

What?! Music! Come on!

Kavya! - Humpty!

You checked out my Facebook profile...

but you didn't send me a friend request.

Why should I? You send! What arrogance!

That sucks... if I send, I'm

desperate and if I don't I'm arrogant?

What's an innocent boy to do?

Innocent? You? My foot!

By the way... today's not my birthday.

I know. That's why

I didn't get you a present.

Don't worry.

I'll handle Gurpreet's problem...

...and I'll get you your designer gown.

Humpty's promise.

Then you won't need

to sell your earrings.

I saw you the other day...

I see, too... you want to buy a car?

That's Dad's dream.

A few years ago, he even booked one.

Arranged the down payment,

loan, everything...

...But, there was a fire in the shop.

Rs. 20 lakh down the drain.

Never managed to save

enough after that...

God knows when we'll get the car.

Go to sleep, Poplu.

Why do Indian girls like NRI's so much?

Meaning?

Gurpreet's boy is from Singapore...

...your's is from America.

The Indian ratio is getting ruined!

And, yeah...

Doesn't matter if our income is high...

...because our outcome

is always world class!

Yuck... I didn't choose the boy.

My dad chose him.

So you'll marry a stranger?

He's my dad's friend's son!

I've met him before...

We talk on Skype sometimes...

You're such a modern girl!

How could you agree

to an arranged marriage?

Modern girls don't

have arranged marriages?

They do. But they don't hang

out alone in Delhi a month before.

You know I've come to buy my gown...

I'm not as stupid as I look...

Wedding shopping happens

with the family...

We don't like to discuss

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