Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania Page #4

the wedding in front of my sister...

Is she single?

She's divorced.

Forget it. This is killing my buzz...

Sorry... In movies they

usually kiss at this moment...

Don't watch so many movies then!

Okay, it's not safe to go home so late,

so I'll leave in the morning...

Yeah...

What are you doing, man!

Bro... when girls leave you,

you need your friends!

You're even more

beautiful in the mornings.

I knew that last night would happen...

...that it would happen this way...

I had no idea...

What happened last night?

What happens between

a young man and young woman...

Oh... - Yes.

But you don't worry...

I'm here for you...

You psychopath!

What are you doing?! I was joking!

I know! I was drunk!

I didn't lose my memory!

Get rid of this romantic

movie hangover...

...it'll get you in trouble!

Hurry up! That boy will be coming!

That's the scoundrel!

This is Bhanu?

He's the Principal's son...

City dwelling modern type.

Loves messing around with women.

Come on!

Let's go.

Mrs. Chibber!

You know her?!

I know everyone!

She's the Accounts' Professor's wife.

She looks like a decent person.

Decent?! She's a pervert!

She's ruined poor Chibber Sir's life.

Speaking from experience?

Chibber ma'am...

early morning with Bhanu!

What are you doing?! Very bad!

Early morning cardio... very good!

Plan?

Let's go!

Name?

Poplesh Sahai.

You'll have to work in 12 hour shifts!

And salary for the first month is Rs.

2 and a half thousand!

You'll have Mondays off.

Any problem?

Not at all, sir!

Can I start today?

He always takes room 201.

I've kept the stuff ready.

Memorise your lines...

and don't over-act.

Oh... I was the best actor in my school.

I don't need your tips.

Swinging your pigtails

on stage isn't acting.

We have to fool Bhanu.

If he figures it out,

we'll all be screwed.

Wow.

What?

You look hot...

I was born hot!

Concentrate on the job!

Yeah...

Chibber...

Bhanu!

Chibber...

Bhanu!

Chibber!

Bhanuuu!

Stop it!

I'm showing you the exact position!

Chibber! I mean... Shonty!

Humpty! Bhanu's almost there!

Get out of there quickly!

Come on, Bhanu's coming!

You're new here?

Yes, sir...

Room 201.

Sir...

Are you here with someone... or alone?

Today I'm with someone...

I could come alone tomorrow?

I'm free from 4 am to 5 am...

Bhanu... Bhanu... Bhanu...

Chibber sir is so lucky, man...

Lucky how?!

Poor man, what a terrible wife...

Don't worry...

Chibber ma'am is turning

over a new leaf tomorrow...

Bhanu... Bhanu...

You made this video?!

You've done this?! - What do you want?

I'll slap you!

Just shut up!

Tell me the truth!

Lf Mr. Chibber sees...

I don't care!

Lf my dad sees this he'll kill me!

What do you want from me?!

Get ready in ten minutes, I'm coming!

Where's that girl?

What girl?!

I'll break your face!

Where's the girl who was here yesterday!

We've never hired a girl here!

Get out of here!

Leave the money here and go.

Don't try to be sneaky or your

video will be leaked all over college.

This is my wedding jewelry... Give.

And listen. Never call me again.

Why would I?

You're like my son.

Poplu, look at this money!

What a perfect plan!

I'm going to get a tuxedo...

with a bowtie!

You'll look like a waiter.

What, man...

Kavya keep it.

Aren't you happy?

These are Chibber

ma'am's wedding jewels.

We can't take this.

Kavya, don't be emotional.

They'll fetch a lot of money!

You can buy your designer gown!

I don't want it this way.

Why do you look sad?

Lt doesn't suit you!

Just think how happy Gurpreet

will be with the money!

You've saved me.

Thank you so much!

Forget about it.

Thank you so much!

Forget it! Just stop hitting on me.

Why don't we get hugs... we also helped!

No... no... It's was a j-joke...

Here! A hug and a kiss!

What is this?

We don't want to look

at your sulky face anymore.

It's our contribution for Kavya's gown!

Keep it.

Where did you get this money?

We had set it aside for your dowry...

It's not like anyone

will want to marry you...

...we'd have to get a dowry bride!

I need 2 and a half lakhs more.

Okay. Keep this.

I'd saved it for the

down payment of the car.

You can use it.

You said we hadn't saved anything.

It's called a secret stash...

For use in emergencies.

Don't talk rubbish, I'm not taking it.

We can get a car after

a couple of years...

Kavya's wedding is now, right?

Besides, how is a car

going to change anything?

You'll drive, me besides

you and these two at the back!

You've only met her once!

Don't act so righteous!

I'm your father, not a fool.

It's an advance... from your salary!

So you'll have to work for

free for the next three years!

Lt's okay... I'll buy your beer.

Chilled! Relax!

Relax! Aww! So sweet, man!

What are you doing?!

Why do you want an empty bag?

Where did you get the money?

From the bank. Robbed it at gunpoint.

Humpty... be honest.

I didn't do anything wrong to get it...

I promised you a designer gown...

I don't break my promises.

I can't take it.

Think of it as a loan.

Return it to me in

dollars after the wedding.

Scoundrel...

...you managed it after all.

You shrew...

If you had picked a gown for 10 lakhs...

...I'd have got that for you, too.

What?

Nothing.

I should leave...

Thank you.

Don't get emotional.

"This Punjabi firecracker"

"She's a total fashionista"

"I've been seeing her around everyday"

"She's a black magic woman"

"And she wants a piece of my heart"

"And I've been noticing her around"

"Who knows who he's dreaming of?"

"Let him do his thing..."

"What's it to me?"

"Oh yeah..."

"Oh yeah..."

"D's for Dance" "Give it a chance"

"Let's go crazy tonight!"

"D's for Dance" "Give it a chance"

"Let's go crazy tonight!"

"D's for Dance" "Give it a chance"

"Let's go crazy tonight!"

"Don't get your hopes up, boy..."

"Why do you get your hopes up?"

"Look how she tricks me and fools me..."

"There's a new wicked girl

around these parts suddenly..."

"Dressed up to the nines,

looking hotter than the bride."

"Smells like someone's burning up"

"Who cares how dressed up I am?"

"Oh yeah..."

"Oh yeah..."

"D's for Dance" "Give it a chance"

"Let's go crazy tonight!"

"D's for Dance" "Give it a chance"

"Let's go crazy tonight!"

"Take my heart, my very soul..."

"Take my heart, my very soul!"

"Didn't your teachers

teach you anything?"

"I'd give you detention everyday!"

"Look at this boy's face..."

"Bitter like a gourd!"

"I'm a little bitter and a little sweet"

"For whatever suits your taste!"

"I want to love you openly,"

"What is there to hide?"

"Oh yeah..."

"Oh yeah..."

"D's for Dance" "Give it a chance"

"Let's go crazy tonight!"

"D's for Dance" "Give it a chance"

"Let's go crazy tonight!"

"D's for Dance" "Give it a chance"

"Let's go crazy tonight!"

"D's for Dance" "Give it a chance"

"Let's go crazy tonight!"

"D's for Dance" "Give it a chance"

"Let's go crazy tonight!"

When are you going back to Ambala?

Tomorrow.

After Gurpreet's wedding ceremony.

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