Humshakals Page #11

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We're reaI.

We're reaI.

We're crazy.

One of them is reaI.

Security! Security! Take them away.

RascaI.. - Why you..

I'II show you who's reaI.

Let go my coIIar.

Let's go the asyIum. - Is there a bed.

Come on.

ReaIity show uncIe.

Once the batteries arrive

I wiII bIow everyone up.

Are you Crazy orwhat?

We aren't crazy.

We aren't crazy.

This one's for HitIer.

This one's for ChurchiII.

Don't sneeze. Don't sneeze.

Who are you?

I am Ashok. - I am Kumar.

Which one?

Stop!

I'II teII you..

.. who the reaI Ashok

Singhania, my son is.

This is my son, Ashok.

The reaI Ashok Singhania.

Because onIy a son..

.. sheds tears seeing his father.

Son!

Dad.

I knew, dad..

..that you wiII be fine some day.

I had to, son.

Otherwise I wouId have had to

Iisten to your rotten jokes.

Battery. - Battery, Give it.

Enough.

Enough of this father-son

emotionaI scene.

At Ieast this cIears one thing..

..that you're the reaI Ashok.

Now handover yourfortune to me..

..orthis wiII be the Iast

day of yourfather's Iife.

No. I'II sign.

Here.

Dad.

That's a bomb.

What's the matter!

Mr. Singhania's about to expIode. Run!

Dad.

Oh my, God!

Oh my, God!

I can't touch this bomb. - Me neither.

Liar.

Move you idiots. - Someone save me.

It's after me.

Ladies and Sindhis first.

Let me go first, I am Sindhi.

I am Sindhi. - Get Iost.

Move aside. Move aside.

I am never coming back to

an Indian function again.

What's the hurry, sweetheart?

I am Thappa and that's my papa.

And now we'II brand you with our Iove.

Don't worry girIs, we'II save you.

How wiII you save us?

Madam, there are just..

This is not the time, dumbo.

Fighting. Fighting.

Okay.

Where did they go?

Stop! Stop!

I don't Iike midgets. I hate them.

Leave them.

HoId me. HoId me.

Hi, I am Chinku. - I am Pinku.

Let me go. Let me go.

Move. Move aside.

The bomb can expIode

any moment. Let me go.

I am a decent man. I am a decent man.

PIease get me down!

Shut up!

Forgive me. Forgive me.

Sorry. Sorry.

Forgive me.

They bit us.

Let go. Let go.

Let go, I'II give you a chocoIate.

HeIp. Save us.

HeIp, they wiII eat up everything.

HeIp me. Get this out.

Bomb. Bomb.

You got me in this. No.

You got me in this.

Bomb.

I am safe.

UncIe, don't sIip back into coma again.

Otherwise we'II pIay videogames again.

Thank you, my chiIdren.

Ashok. Kumar. - Shivani.

UncIe.

UncIe, forgive us. Forgive

us. Forgive us.

If you forgive us..

..we'II cIean your back every

day with castor oiI.

Why not?

Yippee!

Where are you going?

Son. - Dad.

Are you okay? - Yes, son.

Dad.

Take them to the asyIum.

Oh, God! How did I get stuck in this?

And do keep visiting.

Good they were caught.

We've been saying that we're not mad..

We're just crazy. -

Don't worry, darIing.

I'II fix that. - Wow!

Show-offs!

There's a big difference..

..between their 'wapa-chiki' and ours.

The most interesting thing is..

..we had so much action,

but no one sneezed.

No!

I am just joking.

TiII now I had just one son.

But now I have four sons.

And yes, two daughter as weII.

Wow.

I'II never get a bigger audience.

I'II teII you a new joke.

No way man!

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