Hunterrr

Mandar never took a love bullet Grazed him only and on its way But today it found

the center of the heart So they say, When a hunter takes a bullet, his entire life fast-forwards in flashback

right in front of his eyes! Mandar...all your friends

are now married... It's time you got married too! Who wants marriage...am I mad? My cheerful friends

are regretting today! Look, either fall in love

and get married Else we will arrange a girl for you... If you delay more,

all you get is a divorcee! Hey, this one's sleepy...

lets go... Think about it Mandar Alright Mandar, lets go... Finish your dinner No...I want to drink some more... C'mon guys...let's go out ... and drink a little more No...Early morning I need to

queue up for my kid's school admission... lets do this tomorrow Can't do tomorrow...have a date... Two months in the making. Don't you ever tire

of this dating business? Why should I?

It's a physical need. And aren't emotional needs important? Do me a favor, get married... Procreate...have fun And then get them married too! It's simple... Marriage, whether arranged or otherwise... Never confuse love and sex... Sex is a physical need... So there's no question of boredom... Since the day of my birth,

I've been taking a crap right? It's a physical act...

a necessity... Have I been bored with that... Have you ever been bored with it? I am serious guys...no jokes... A good early morning crap always readies you for a great day! Till your very last breath, a good crap makes you feel great... It's a physical act ...

It's a necessity... So it's the same with sex... So no question of boredom! One more Very noisy... It's very noisy Ya... Can I buy you a drink? Sure Rum & Coke... Hello Boss... Boss...One rum & coke Hey Uncle... One rum and coke for me as well. Buzz off Rohan Shut up b*tch... Please uncle Hey uncle why don't you

find an aunty to buy a drink? Stop it friends... Why are you smiling? Shall I break your teeth? Chill guys, chill Are you crazy...

I said sorry right? Oh wait Uncle... Where are you off to? I need that rum and coke... I have aged dude! Can't even get a proper 'date'... Mom-Dad keep pestering too... Maybe I should just settle down! You and marriage? With who? No idea.

Mom-Dad will find someone Arranged match? Listen to me, don't get into

this arranged match sh*t! You are incorrigibly horny! Whoever you meet - you will try to bed! Guys like you should never get married You see I was never in love, Some casual affairs is

what I indulged in... Actually "some" is an understatement... Padmini... Listen...hello...Padmini... At least finish your coffee...Padmini I don't want to brag

about anything but... These are all dated things... doesn't matter... What difference does it make?

Right? No...it does matter Yeah... Some casual affairs... But seriously now I want to

settle down... One... Two...yeah two affairs... Nothing serious...just something

Casual when I was in college... I went and met three girls. All of them rejected me Yusuf bro, what the heck is

happening in life...its pathetic! What else were you expecting dude? "Arranged marriage" is the

playground of decent folks What's a typical decent bloke say? I loved a girl but couldn't express

It to her Girl's impressed, boy passes.

Savvy? I have always given Mandar the

right advice But when a man is this flawed

what can be done? I loved a girl in school but

could not profess to her So you never had an ongoing affair? Never... Liar With this lie began his downfall Rightly so! So the story is of my cousin

MANDAR PONKSHE. A wee bit personal, But its so much fun peeking into

others' personal lives! Why stop at the nails? Eat the entire hand!

Idiot! Hey... You donkey, sit down! Every summer vacation,

Mandar's dad Would drop me and Mandar off at

Indira auntie's so that we could spend

vacation time with our little cousins! However there was one cousin

who was not so little - Oyee....Hey Mandar.... KSHITIJ! You've finally arrived! Hey, what are you upto? Raised in the next door village, He was a year younger to me and a year older to Mandar - Offspring of a monkey

- Look what KSHITIJ is upto.. Hey mad monkey, what are you doing? Go into the bathroom and piss! Grandma...I am watering this

withering tree... You should try it too sometime! Donkey... Trees don't care much for salty water Kshitij was an ace of creating

a ruckus. To discipline him, his parents enrolled him

In BHOSLA MILITARY SCHOOL. So that his life would come

on the right track How much you piss man.. Saline water fed to parched trees this trio, trio, trio create streams of water on demand this trio, trio, trio smooth as a swan Two's company Three's crowd Dilip What... Hey Dilip... Speak on dude! Your dad named you after

the superstar Dilip Kumar right? When you already know it, why waste

my time with your inane questions? In which case Mandar... We should address him by the

superstar's 'Real' name! YUSUF..... What do you say? Salutations to you brother Yusuf... Peace be upon you! God has willed it! Guys please... Celebrate-A-Piss! Such a distinct pleasure to relieve

one's warm fluids into these cold waters! Ughhh...Kshitij... Hey Yusuf, come on in

and join the fun! Technically speaking

Kshitij was our nephew.... However one could not fathom why he was

in such a hurry to become our brother-in-law! Grandma... Aren't we allowed to marry

our nieces like the Mormons? Yes that's true... Who do we want to get married? Dilip and Surekha! Wont you marry her Yusuf? Dilip! You are just a kid! And you want to get married? Don't you have other things to do? And YOU, Focus on your studies! Are you in the business

of getting people married? Rehana... I am in love with her... Really... girlfriend? Nope, not a girlfriend... She is a school mate... ...but i will marry only her,

not Surekha! It's ok then It's good that

we re-christened you Yusuf... Now Rehana's folks

won't have issues with you Listen.... May Yusuf and Rehana live happily ever after,

strongly hereafter and forever and ever... Whatever for? But who will marry poor Surekha? You do it... After all she's your niece too I don't think so! Alright...I will marry her! Dudes how can he marry? He is too young...underage Underage? I am just a year younger to you... Really... Can't even scrub your own back... And want to get married! So what...? That's what a wife is for... Hmmm...really...ok...you are

100% sure right... Hey Surekha...Surekha Hey listen, listen... We are in our underwear right? Were you planning on getting your wife

to scrub your back with clothes on? That was our last vacation together... We were growing up too fast... And that night, Mandar's wonderstruck

eyes proved that he had grown up as well... He too had finally 'starched'

his bedsheet! Mandar... On your way back from office today,

show this ring to the goldsmith He will tell you if its 'junion' or not I am sorry...what? 'Junion' or not... If the carats are up to snuff or not Mom...what 'junion'? GENUINE! Yeah, yeah that's what I said... And when are you bringing

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