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the invitation cards over... Did Tripti like the design? Theirs is such a rock solid design! Our neighbor took a sample, saying she would 'jhorax' it... Not 'Jhorax', its 'Jherox'! Not Jherox Dad, its XEROX! And Dad can you come out

of the loo please.... else I will start producing

color XEROXes out here... and Mom I am not going to

any goldsmith's, you do all of that. I was going to go, but now I have to go to the airport ... since you won't go... So someone has to maintain

cordial relations with our relatives... Did you even check with me

if I was free... Shot of your mouth to Aparna and

her husband! 'Mandar will go to the airport

to pick up'.... You don't even know who

is arriving.... DAD !!! I did tell you that Shobha is coming... Aparna was referring to her as.... Shobha "enty" AUNTIE Yeah, whatever Aparna said,

I am conveying... You better 'comfom' with your sister! Yeah I will 'comfom' with her,

not CONFIRM... Mom, I don't even know this lady and I am going to the airport

to pick her up! Aparna is 'posting' her photo

onto your computer right... Check it out... Shobha...isn't she the same one... Divorcee!

Who is having an affair with someone else? There's going to be a messy affair

right here if you don't step out... You always occupy the loo when it's

time for me to go to work! Yeah Tripti... Did you reach your office? Listen... We will have to cancel

our movie plans for the evening... I have to go to the airport to

pick up someone. My brother-in-law's aunt....

some... Shobha Aunty... She is arriving from Canada. So have to go pick her up. No, she is going to Bangalore... But there wasn't a direct flight... Hence Mom had this brilliant idea

to receive her here... Yeah she will be all alone in Mumbai, Hence I am going to bring her home... Now what to do of mom... Sir, Sir...your floor has arrived. The next flight for her

is tomorrow night... So I will be picking her up and

bringing her home... Nice... Very Nice.. Ok listen Tripti... Why don't you come along... I will have some company as I wait...

we can kill some time together... So you are coming right... Super, Super... I loved a girl in school but

could not profess to her So you never had an ongoing affair? Never... See...Actually...I have... Tripti...Subhadra... Sorry what? Subhadra...her real name is...Jhanvi... She's Subhadra...the TV show actress... of YOU INCH CLOSE TO ME fame You watch TV Soaps? No I don't...Mom does

and while eating dinner, I... You call your mother MOM? No I call her "Aai" How much rent do you pay? Inclusive of parking about 30 So if we were to get married... That is if you like me And you me... So I stay with mom...

mother & father... Hopefully that isn't an

issue with you? No, I think it would be better

if we had our own apartment... But it also depends on how

your mother is...how is she? I haven't thought too much

about all these things So am I the first one you are meeting

as part of this arranged match setup? No, no...you're the second... Which has gotten me thinking... Not that i was forced into this... But not getting any younger right! And you? I feel very young You are the fourth I have met three others before you Idiot BTW what is the

market rate of this model? Must be expensive, yes? Are you a miser? No...this...you know

I keep losing my instruments, hence an inexpensive model Alright then, listen... I've had a few relationships prior and one was rather serious... We were even engaged to each other, However things did not quite work out

between us...and then I was in a... That's ok...Tripti It makes no difference Really?... But no...the earlier one

perhaps had an issue with this, Hence had turned me down... Are you sure it does not

make a difference? I mean I understand... Cause the guy before you

was also a bit like you... Never had been in a relationship before and hence for guys like you, In this arranged marriage scenario,

expect a girl that is... You know...I mean Basically... Pristine pure types? You are 100% a watcher of TV Soaps... I am not pristine pure from miles afar! Have you seen this film? Was the original better

than this remake? Haven't seen the original Why? It was a sold out show and there weren't scalpers

around either. Uncle do you have any spare tickets? NO.. Uncle do you have any spare tickets? Got tickets? No. Get lost Excuse me You have extra ticket? Black? Do I look a scalper to you? Hey Surya... Surya... Whassup dude...

Here to watch a flick? No bud...

Going to the supply store... To buy chart paper...

You? Came here to watch a flick... I bunked my tutoring class... - Ok... Bye

- Wanna come along... No... Bye Sure, you don't wanna come? No Tenner for twenty, tenner for twenty... Tenner for twenty...

Hey you, AGNEEPATH?...wanna watch? QUEEN OF LUST Brothers... Messing around is strictly disallowed... If I catch anyone going

Hammer and tongs on their d*cks... I will anoint it with Tiger Balm,

I warn you... What are you looking at? Baby mushroom...idiot Sorry...sorry Let me go Darling.. What are you doing? Alright brothers...

the show's over now... Hey switch on the lights LIGHTS ON! No...you animal Hey you, next...come on... Sorry sir I didn't know

what was going on... Don't know what? I was misled by the poster... I thought they were showing

a 3-D educational film Hey Gaikwad... He had come to see an educational

film apparently... 3-D educational film on what - SEX? How old are you? Age? 18 running... - 18 running?

- Yes sir Then I am 19... That ok by you? Spit out the truth! Sir I'm 15 What are you saying? Seems awfully high to me... Shall we close the deal... - ...on 12?

- No sir, I have a very innocent looking face Shut up! Give me your phone number - Home phone?

- Yes Sir we don't have a line at home! Alright your neighbor's then Our neighbor is out of town The neighbor's beneath? Nobody lives there Astounding...no one lives there? Yeah no one lives there sir Alright, give me your address... What sir? Address, address.. I will come home...

meet your parents... I beg you sir,

My Dad will throw me out of the house I will come and explain all

your educational pursuits in complete detail They will ban me from the house,

and thrash me too Fine... why don't I explain

to them in 3D? Please, give me one last chance sir Won't happen again...please Alright go sit there. No sir, please Go sit there.. Think about it no sir... Sit! SIT! Enough brother...let him go now This is enough? For Kids - Its 'Half Ticket' Oh sir... Finish the job please? Why? I can't go outside like this sir? Are you ashamed to go out... Weren't you ashamed while

watching this film? Please sir...

I cannot step out like this...please Get lost now... Sir Please sir... OUT Can you make this any hipper? My good man,

get on with the job! Watching his bald scalp for long is not

going to cause hair to sprout magically! Shaving one's head off

because of dandruff problem... That too without consulting us... Rather baffling! Dad! Don't you think after crossing a

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