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certain maturity threshold, We should reserve the right to make

critical life decisions ourselves? EAT (PRAYER SONG) Just like you What? Dandruff treatment I see... Umm...aahhh..aaahhhh... Let me go... Et tu? Queen of Lust!! Ass, had you warned me I wouldn't have gone right! Stop! Take that cap off Stupid fellow F***ing sh*t, was the entire

world watching that Queen? Whassup Pintya, A prey to the Queen? What? Meaning, what happened here? Grandpa passed away Sorry dude You are hereby named

'Wing Commander'...Wing Co! Babes are here...Babes are here Don't reject me... I am a learner allow me an education In this temple of temptation My gun is already loaded the target too is coded a restive finger on the trigger a restless mind untamed and wild these eyes full of mischief cooking up antics cheap Oh my 'Lord of Lust' Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303 come kill me yeah babyyyy I am the LORD OF LUST Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303 Please kill me Don't be naughty baby Hi. I'm Mandar Mandar Ponkshe Mandy I want to be friends with you Why do you want to be

friends with her? Because... Because... Stupid Don't you rile me so Come lets duel unto death My gun is point 303 My motto is

Buy one get one free This is the Hunter's lullaby sung by all fair ladies Oh my 'Lord of Lust' You idiot...can't you see How dare you touch me...pervert Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303 kill me please yeah babyyyy Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303 please kill me Why? Why do you want to be my friend? Because I like you... And you are beautiful And so sweet... And you know the moment I see you, bells

Starts ringing in my cerebral hemisphere... I'm Jigna Mandy A gift for you Thanks... Did you stay up all night to compile

this tape for me? No, Surya had one,

I simply made a copy But you have such a nice script My sister scribed it for me So what was your contribution? The thought... BTW why didn't you accept my

friendship the other day? Because you did not answer

Shweta's question But the answer was so obvious... You know girls love to hear the

obvious stated... Never keep things in your heart...

say it aloud... Oh alright... You know your friend Shweta,

I hate her...she's annoying Feel like slapping her... Well I said what was in my heart! Hungry? No Hey tell me... How to reel in the fish! Well I too have just learnt it But you know what... Never pursue the best amongst them... In presence of her,

always pursue the second best... Chances of netting the fish are higher What we need is the same... Does it matter if we get it from the

best or the second best? What do you say? What kind of dumb yarn is that? Right? Yeah mom.... I have reached.... What photo? Yeah sister didn't send any picture...

must've forgotten. Oh my goodness... so how will you recognize Shobha? Don't worry...once she lands

she will phone home right... Tell her then that I am next

to the coffee shop... Why will she call? She does not know you are going

to be there to receive her... No she had already set out when

Aparna called us and informed Mom... your planning is all useless..

I am not going to wait here anymore... Now how will I recognize her? How will you recognize her? Just a second...talk to your Dad Hello Alright listen Mandar....

I have met Shobha... She is...quite ok looking... What do you mean ok looking? Tell him she looks like SRIRAM She does not look like Sriram... she looks more like her father... - Her forehead has the same shape

- What forehead? he's bald Please stop chatting amongst yourselves

and give me the details instead.. Alright Mandar,

Shobha looks exactly like Sriram... Her nose is the same as him... and she is quite slim... She's a double chin...hardly slim! - Mandar...

- Hmmm.... She is slim.... Has a round face... Has long tresses... Which are light brown golden in color... It's artificially colored Just because you color your hair

doesn't mean the world does it too? I have been coloring

my hair for 25 years... I can make out by just a glance what hair

is artificially colored and which is not! Forget it...

I will find her somehow... Just a second... What's her surname? Where do they have surnames... What is it now... Shobha Narayan? Natrajan? What Natrajan... Drop it...I will find her..bye There he is... He has become so 'fair and lovely'... Didn't recognize him... What wonder creams

do they have overseas? Truly 'fair and lovely' Hi...Sorry... Its ok... actually I had to change into a

dress...hence was delayed... Why? What do you think...I wear

such dresses to work? Tripti... Can we go to a friend's place

before we go to the restaurant? Just for a little while...

there's a small party going on... won't take long...

a quick show of face... Its ok...not that necessary...its ok. Lets go Nine yarder sari is rose colored Misplaced not to be found Nine yarder sari is rose colored Misplaced not to be found Love of my life beckoned me via SMS Rush right now to the farmhouse Reading the SMS I wondered aloud How could I go thus to the farmhouse? Come come come come hither Come come come hither girlfriend Shall give a rose colored sari to you Come come come hither girlfriend Shall get you a matching blouse too Wing co..shirt.. No shirt..please... Wing co..shirt.. What are you doing? Have you lost mind? Why didn't you tell me

it was their anniversary... We could have bought a gift I was about to... Henceforth let me know.. By the way,

this was visible all the time... Is it supposed to? No...I came from office directly and

I forgot to carry the black one... You should have said something. How could I with so many

people around? During hostel days we had a code word... RSVP - RSVP?

- Yeah So whenever anyone said RSVP,

everyone would adjust their bras... Does it even mean anything? Yeah... Royal Strap Visible Please Your friend is so funny... So have you thought anything about us? This is only our second meeting...

I don't know Who is it? MAY AAAAIIIIII? So the hubby's at...a conference? That's why I called. Else once you are married why will

you even show? Me and marriage? Really! Come! Give me that one. Man, one I should've told

the truth I lied to! Now I have to act as though

I am "pristine pure"! Give me some. All this is on you! What did I do? I asked you to lie? Next time you see her

speak the truth. Will you never tell her? Let her say 'Yes' first and

we shall see then. Mandar. Please don't start your

'vaasugiri' on her. No never. Not a chance. Not with her.

I've turned a new leaf. No faith in you. You don't get it. Whoever I did this with were all

'party-packs'! She's a 'family-pack' Should I give you a family-pack? No, no give us cones. This flavor. Two. Hi Baby! No Baby! Yeah Baby! Wanna meet again tonight? OK, done! Meeeowwww! New leaf? Well almost..almost a new leaf. Some withdrawal symptoms Right, I emailed you Trupti's picture,

did you get that? Ya.. She looks like Ms. Ferguson. Who Ms. Ferguson.

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