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The one from Pune, with Kshitij? Ya Are you crazy? She was way different. Sneha Mazgaonkar Kshitij I tell ya, babes would see him

in his Army uniform and fall all over him. Kshitij lets go... Look that tree there,

seems to be withering... I am in uniform ass... So run up to my hostel and do it Rickshaw... Kshitij.. you have so many options can you set few for me? Hey Kshitij.. Teach me bro..give me some tips Kshitij..you are my brother man Yusuf buddy, please don't cry.. You look worse when you shed tears! Yes! Listen... Go to Rehana and speak your heart to her.... What he couldn't say in ten years, My balls he will now... In any case she's been hooked! Like you have told many people... At least I try... Shut up... Look here Yusuf... You just saw her talking to a guy right? He didn't manhandle her right? Meaning he hadn't held her hand right? That doesn't mean she's hooked... Muster the guts and tell her... Where are you off to?

You were to leave in the evening right? I have a meeting.. With Miss Ferguson Yusuf look at this guy and learn... There's no such thing

as love my brother... What are you smiling about? You think you are some stud

and chicks dig you Its your uniform that does it... Alright lets get him

a uniform stitched... But we will need

a lot more cloth for him... What kind of brothers I have! Hey...what are you upto? - Just need to go a little ahead...

- Get down I say! I am in a rush... - Can't find an autorickshaw...hence...

- Get off Just a little bit further... Brother, brother...

why don't you carry on... Thank you... Here... Change No, no... No I insist...

Please take it... A contribution is a contribution... You come here to swim? You look it... I mean...healthy and fit! I am Mandar Ponkshe Yourself? PARUL... Surname? Kotak... Parul Kotak.

Nice! Where do you want to get off? Just look ahead and drive Don't want a needless accident But where did you want to get off? Well actually, I wanted to talk to you... I want to be friends with you... Why? Now do I have to spell that out too

Ms. Parul Kotak? But I really respect you! What if she had refused...

or hit you... If she'd hit me...

You conclude she's not interested Prateek you are such a baby... That was my litmus test bro! A method behind this madness? How do you do this bud? Very simple dude... Just smell a woman's needs Inhale...the scents. Freaking VAASU

(one who sniffs) Sir you're the God of scents...

VAASUDEV! Are you such a big fan of Samantha Fox? Not of her singing though. Just her, her fitness! What's that, there on your neck? A birthmark? Don't know Yes. I have one too, right here. One here as well. They say those with a mole over

their hearts are free spirited. Very open minded. Very liberated. You seem to be very free and liberated too.... so do you also have a

mole over your heart? Over the heart? Here? Yeah. No I don't know. I don't! Shall we check? Now? Yeah. Lets check right? No, lets not. Why not check? Someone might... No, no. People have lab work,

so no one will! Nothing here. Can't make out yet.

You'll need to unbutton more. Excuse me what're you doing? Looks like nothing here, but having

one over the kidney too is lucky! This is insane Arrows find mark, by aim or fluke I can't stay, I can't stay I can't stay farnished. Arrows find mark, by aim or fluke I can't stay, I can't stay I can't stay farnished. Dad, I need 2500 bucks... Need to buy a log table... No don't need a chair just the table. No beauty, nor a nympy No expensive meals. Nor soft mattresses. Not barbecued meat. For an empty plate, anything goes. Right, for an empty plate, anything goes. Whether stale bread or table salt Pinch of, pinch of salt will do too! Someone else's discard Will be a party for beggars No major demands made By the crowd of naked and empty Just about anything will do

A taste is what the body needs Will fool the mind

A taste of food is needed However thin be the gruel

Thicken it with bread crumbs Little. a bit However thin be the gruel

Thicken it with bread crumbs Whether stale bread or table salt Pinch of, pinch of salt will do too! Rule of thumb is simple bro Low expectations, high intentions A night unspent on an empty stomach Boiled rice, steamed veggies Wee bit of sour curd Mix in a dash of pickle No regrets Whether stale bread or table salt pinch of salt will do too! No I am going guys... I am going to beat

the crap out of her father... Don't get into this dumb social service. You don't even know her dude... Anju's Nilima's friend.. Today Nilima had come

with Anju's brother... You know her too... Who is this chick? You never introduce us properly... You always wave goodbye from afar... Alright, the one who was there today What the f***...how can a father

force himself on his own daughter? What!?

He rapes her? Mother f***er! I am going to beat him so... He won't dare touch anyone

in the future.. Why don't we go to the police? He's influential... Which is why he's getting

away with this sh*t! Guys..

Do you wanna come along? else I will handle it myself. I don't think this is right... right Mandar? Lets go guys...

lets scrunch his balls a bit... Lets Bobbit him! Lets go! What? Now? Now But we are... Alright you guys continue playing,

I'm off... Hey Kshitij... Wait a minute..I am coming... Hey come along.. Whaa... Kshitij enough bro...lets go... Shut up...else you will get one too... How dare you assault your

own daughter, Bastard! You... Listen carefully to what I say.. Look here and listen... If you don't pay heed to

what I have said, I will insert molten rods

into your body... Small your eyeballs... If you ever look at her again... I shall strip you nude and

whip you...f***er Do you understand..I'll whip you... He's been singing

the Anju tune for a while now... Hasn't brought anyone else

around either... Love... What kind of love is this? Not with Nilima... Not with Miss Ferguson... And not with all those sexy

chicks he would bring around... Instead Anju! Love is blind Mandar Well love HERE is color blind! F***ing fasciss...racist... Have you seen her dude... She is not even wheat...she is dark! - So what's the problem?

- You are blind Can't one fall in love with dark people? Arsehole! Hey Jyotsna... Jyotsna On your way back,

can you get the balm please? Hello Looks like you returned

early from jogging. Who's it? How come you didn't recognize my voice? Who's this? Jyo..t...sna..? Hello... Hello...is Mr. Patil home? Wrong...wrong number. Hello... Why did you disconnect

the phone yesterday? I need to meet you... So come along... you know where I live... Leave the door open... Why so long?

You live so near... Look all this was a joke... Enough now... Understand... Don't let your imagination go wild... You came here to inform me this? Yes And don't call me in the future.. Where had I called You'd called right? Lets keep it going...what's the problem? Alright... I'll call my husband... The two of you can discuss

And decide what needs to be done... Alright. Call your husband... I will discuss with him... Look you want to end it, lets do so... But lets end it on a happy note... Give me a kiss... Just a kiss and then we are done... Just one kiss... Hello... Hush-hush under the wraps this affair of ours is best kept hush-hush under the wraps this affair of ours is best kept Forbidden fruit quietly heist its tanginess slowly unpacked Forbidden fruit quietly heist its tanginess easily relished. hush-hush under the wraps this affair of ours is best kept That which is right,

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