Hurlyburly
- R
- Year:
- 1998
- 122 min
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Hurts, don't it?
I know how you feel.
Hi, this is Darlene.
I can't come to the phone,
but I want to get back to you...
so please don't disappoint me.
Of course you can't come
to the phone, Darlene.
But why is that, Mickey?
I'm semi-stupefied.
I want to get back to you,
so please don't disappoint me.
OK, now I'm f***ing comatose.
What?
Are you awake or not?
I don't know. You?
It's over.
- What?
- Everything!
What everything?
Me and Susie.
I really f***ed up this time.
We had a big, big fight.
Bigger than the last one.
What did you do, shoot her?
You didn't shoot her, Phil?
Well, then she'll take you back.
She always does.
You want me to call her?
No. She'll give you
the f***ing business.
She hates you.
What are you talking about?
Susie don't hate me.
She hates you. She told me
in the middle of the fight.
Well, f*** her, the whore.
I was surprised, too.
You got any weed?
I need some weed.
What's the situation?
She don't like anybody,
the b*tch?
What did she say about me?
You know, we're friends.
She thinks
we got something in common.
We're friends
on the basis of what, Phil?
Opposites.
We're totally dissimilar.
It's the entire basis
of our friendship.
Of course.
She's got to dump all this
horseshit all over me...
whatever it was.
What's she thinking?
I don't think she thinks.
None of them do.
I don't know what they do.
My feelings are hurt, too.
Mine, too.
I come home
in the middle of the night...
I'm ripped.
She could have some sympathy...
for the fact
I'm on a talking jag.
She could let me run my mouth.
I'll fall asleep.
Where's the problem?
She can't do that.
No. She's got to start
nitpicking.
She starts undermining
my whole f***ing point of view.
I had all these ideas
in my head, then they were gone.
There was just this disgusting
cloud f***ing with me.
What do you mean?
You know, this fog.
It was talking to me
with her face on it.
Right in front of me!
But it wasn't just her...
but this cloud saying
all these mean things...
about my ideas
and everything about me.
That I was sh*t,
and this cloud knew it.
And that's when it happened.
I whacked her.
Is she all right?
She was scared,
and I was scared.
I don't know if I was yelling
I was gonna kill her...
or she was yelling
she was gonna kill me.
Somebody was threatening
somebody, though.
- Definitely.
- OK.
So, try to remember.
Was it before
you whacked her...
that she made this reference
to me?
That she hated you?
You know what I think?
What?
She hates men.
What do you mean?
Artie, too!
Artie, Eddie, Phil, are men!
She hates men!
It's a goddamn syllogism.
That's right!
It's a goddamn syllogism!
Only that's not how it works.
What are you guys doing
down here?
Phil's left Susie again.
This time it's final.
Really?
So what are you screaming about?
Deceitful b*tch
has been bad-mouthing Eddie.
If you go back to her,
I'll never speak to you again.
No, I am done with her!
Hey, you guys
are in a f***ing frenzy here!
Why don't you have
some breakfast?
Eat an orange, why don't you?
Calm down. Where's the fruit?
Never any fruit in this house,
you know?
Someone has got to go shopping.
It's like living
in a frat house.
Edward... what are you doing?
Gotta wake up.
How can I wake up?
He's gotta wake up.
Some people have coffee.
Caffeine's poison.
Don't you know that?
So what is this,
Bolivian health food?
Hey, I found some Sno-balls!
I found some disgusting,
moldy, pink Sno-balls...
that we can have along
with our Bolivian blow...
for breakfast, Eddie!
So, Phil,
your personal life's a shambles.
How's your career?
I'm up for some very interesting
parts at the moment.
My agent said this new cop show
for NBC, I'm a lock.
That's how close I am.
I've been back six times.
The director and I hit it off.
It's very exciting.
Really? Who's the director?
He's this terrific
Thomas Leighton.
Bullshit. He's a scumbag...
who likes to jerk around
tough guys like you.
Have you back 100 times,
you get nothing.
No. My agent said he liked me.
It's between me and
this other guy who's taller.
I mean, depending on
who they cast for the lead...
if he's a different type
than me, I got a good shot.
Leads are always a different
physical type than you.
This is America. This is TV.
Why are you discouraging me for?
I'm not.
No, this is Eddie's
particular talent...
to effortlessly
discourage people.
You have certain marketable
human qualities to exploit.
You have certain qualities...
you have to exploit them.
We know the M.O. Out here.
They take an interesting story
and distort it.
Cut the truth out
on the basis it's unappealing...
but leave the surface
so it's familiar.
Cars, trucks, trees, hats,
so they got their scam...
but that's where you come in.
They need a lot
of authentic sounding people...
such as yourself
who need a buck.
in this town, myself included...
of truth you can scrounge up...
to this total systematic sham!
Thereby exonerating the viewer
from having to confront...
the fact he's spending his life
face-to-face with sh*t.
That's all I'm saying.
Forget the Leighton thing.
Forget about it?
I got nothing else to do!
There's this thing
we got going down the road.
There might be something
in it good for you.
You got a script?
Yeah. I don't want to hear
about the quality, though...
'cause it's total sh*t.
Eddie, try not to get
too f***ed up.
One of us has that meeting
in less than two hours.
This is total sh*t, huh?
Total.
something in it for me?
Where you going?
I'm gonna go read it
and pass out. I'm beat.
It's been one exhausting thing
I went through today.
Valium's by the bed.
Do you realize you're toking up
at 8:
58 in the morning...on top of the sh*t
you already put up your nose?
You're going to show up to work
with a radish for a face.
You're going to show up there
talking like a fish.
You don't have to worry
about me.
What kind of tone is that?
That's my tone.
Yeah, but what does it mean?
My tone. What does my tone mean?
I don't have to interpret
my f***ing tone for you.
I don't know what it means.
OK. Well, just don't get
clandestine on me.
That's all I'm saying.
Well, there's just not a lot
of dynamite ladies out there...
anywhere you look, Mickey,
as we both know.
Hey, Eddie, we hit it off,
you know?
I mean, I asked you.
Absolutely.
I'm not claiming
any reprehensible behavior...
on anybody's part.
We're all sophisticated people.
Darlene and I certainly
had no exclusive commitment...
to each other of any kind.
That's exactly what I'm saying.
There's no confusion here.
Just have a little empathy,
for Christ's sake.
I mean, I bring home
this very special lady...
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