Hurricane Bianca
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 84 min
- 388 Views
1
(various voices)
Once upon a time,
it seemed like
Girl, it was not that long.
(clears throat)
In a land far, far away...
Let's not get carried away.
A new teacher was starting
her first day of classes.
She was mean and hateful.
She had her reasons.
Will you stop interrupting?
I will if you start
at the beginning.
Fine!
There lived a kind
This is an example of when
many large thunderstorms
come together
and spin like a funnel--
...who was perhaps the most
awkward teacher in Manhattan.
When is our regular
teacher coming back?
If you have a question,
raise your hand.
Now...
Yes?
When is our regular
teacher coming back?
Your regular teacher
is coming back on Monday.
We have two more topics left
on our Time Warp
Throught Science Tour.
Pay attention.
Who am I dressed up as?
My grandpa?
Okay, you know what, kids?
This is-- I'm just going to move
Our next stop throught our Time
Warp throught Science Tour is--
Get ready!
Are you ready?
(laughing)
A scary old lady?
No!
Marie Curie!
This is boring!
Can we talk about
sex ed or something?
(bell ringing)
I leave you with this.
My favourite Marie Curie quote--
The way of progress
Remember that,
my little scientists.
See you soon!
If they'll have me back.
(thunder rumbling)
(thunder crashing)
Hurricane Bianca
Dear Mr. Martinez.
Blah, blah, blah.
Sorry to inform you that you
are not chosen for this year's
teaching ambassador program.
Blah, blah, blah.
Please try again next year.
So I'm-- I'm talking
to my landlord, okay?
And she's like,
Sorry for the construction,
If you'd like to leave early...
I'm like, the nerve, right?
Like, I'm going to leave early?
I'm going to leave when my lease
is up, you sundried Barbie!
(chuckles)
-Excuse us!
-Coming throught!
We're late, b*tch.
Well, I'm on time.
Ooh!
My feet hurt.
You wear cheap shoes.
I beg yout pardon.
I have large toes.
Move!
Hey!
(murmurs indistinctly)
Chakha Convict!
IDs!
Oh, girl, come on.
Th-that's a...
that's a chemistry joke
because I'm
a chemistry, uh, teacher.
(coughing)
I would wait here if I were you.
They're about to tell him
it's his last night.
Hi, guys!
Hi!
Hi, Richard!
You were...
incredible.
Thanks.
See ya!
Don't try it.
Cute bird's nest.
I'm sorry we were late.
We heard your show was okay.
Worse than leprosy.
-I love leopards.
-Shut up Girl!
Did you do that
mime bit we practiced?
No, I wasn't
feeling that bit tonight.
Do you know what's worse?
I even found out today
that I didn't get that
teaching position that
I was telling you two about.
-What?
-Aw, Dick.
But we didn't want
you to leave no-how.
Well, listen, I pay $3,468.52
without utilities each month
for that mouse-ridden
shithole of an apartment
they're going
to kick me out of.
Mm.
Well, listen, sister.
Now, you know this
old nasty freeloading b*tch
is still on my nice couch.
-It's a futon.
-It's a professional sectional.
(belches)
Anyhow, we can gas up
the air mattress, baby,
and put it right
in the living room.
Three's company!
As much as I appreciate you two,
I think I'm just a little
too old for that, you know?
And besides,
I've been here 11 years
and I've got nothing
to show for it.
I just think inside,
personally, I'm done.
I'm just done.
Yeah, maybe.
Oh, you know, we're going
to need some drinks, okay?
Excuse me?
Do you have the drink tickets?
Yeah.
The bird's nest b*tch at the
door said we're on her list.
(banging)
(coughing)
Hello?
Is this Richard Martinez?
Uh, yes. Hi.
Who's this?
Lawrence Tailor from the
Teaching Ambassador program.
Oh, hi!
How are you?
Very well.
I have some fabulous news.
O-oh?
A last-minute slot has
opened up in our program,
but I just wanted to check
if you were still interested.
Uh, uh, yeah! Yeah.
I'm very interested.
Good.
It's in Milford, Texas!
I think I actually
have something in my eye.
Okay.
Obviously, we would supply you
with first-class accommodations.
Fully furnished, beautiful area,
landscaped backyard.
Just to die for!
Uh, uh & I'll take it!
Can I take it?
Milford High needs
a new science teacher,
and your teaching certificate
is endorsed in chemistry,
but I just wanted to check
that you were still available.
Of course!
I'm your man!
(chuckles)
Sucker!
Well, that's the last of it.
-I'm going to miss you, Boo.
-You too.
Bye.
Yeah!
(Reporter) Well, folks,
it might not be the best time
to book that trip Mexico,
because it looks like
Bianca to a hurricane.
First of the season.
Stay tuned for updates.
You don't want to miss this.
Gotta get
the heck outta here...
Hey! Looks like
I'm your new neightbour.
Okay.
(spits)
Gotta go, gotta get
the heck outta here...
(goats bleating)
Hey, Shorty!
Now's not a good time
for making a mess.
-You just told me--
-Superintendent's on her way!
Make yourself scarse!
Sorry, Miss Ward.
Hi.
I'm looking for
the vice principal.
She's in a mood.
Okay.
What are you still doing here?
-The nurse said that---
-Hit the road.
-But--
-Get out of here.
What do you need?
Uh, Richard Martinez.
New science teacher.
[scoffs]
You're early.
Uh, you must be Debbie Ward.
[sighs]
Deb or Deborah.
Never Debbie.
Okay, uh, Deborah.
I just wanted
to stop by to say hi,
in the-- in the right direction.
I'm not really sure-- Wow!
I love your purse.
First of all, don't be late.
Or early? Okay?
It annoys the hell out of me.
Second of all, don't bother me.
Third of all, leave the
faggy ties at home, okay?
Because nothing bothers
me more than faggy tie.
Now...
Look, here's your lesson plan.
Creationism?
I mean,
but I'm a science teacher.
I don't have time, okay?
Superintendent's on her way!
Go upstairs, find Coach Chuck
in the teachers' lounge.
Second floor.
(makes clicking sound)
Second floor.
Thanks.
Honestly.
(smacks lips together)
Happy birthday to me.
Ah!
You must be, um, Coach Chuck!
Hey, man.
You deliver my tacos?
Uh, no.
Uh, I'm, uh, Richard Martinez,
the new science teacher.
I know.
I was joking with you
because you're Spanish-looking.
-Oh.
-Do you want some cake?
Uh, no, I'm pretty good.
-Pretty good.
-Ah, don't be a sissy.
-Have a tit.
-Oh, uh, thanks.
There we go. Mm.
(Chuck) So this is the library.
(Richard) Um hmm.
Pretty standard, really.
You got to check it out every
once in a while for sleepers.
Sleepers?
(blows whistle)
Get up!
Don't let me see that again!
Well, now that you're in Texas,
I recommend that
you get one of these.
A diary?
-I don't think I need a diary.
-No, it's a little black book.
Every woman, every number.
I've gone through about
three of these just this year.
You don't have a phone
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