Hurricane Bianca Page #2
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2016
- 84 min
- 388 Views
to keep your contacts in?
A phone?
How do you mean?
(sighs)
Let's start with discussing
the origin of differences
between men and women--
from Carly Ward,
Deb's daughter.
Ain't she a fox?
Many social influences
play a role
in determining
these differences.
If you ever hear the kids
talking about someone
named Miss First,
you'd best tell me about it.
Is that, like,
another teacher?
No one knows who it is.
They say Miss First
turns boys into men.
For their sake,
God, I hope it's her.
Um, this is
the longest tour ever.
And this is the grand finale.
Dang.
Mm.
(bell ringing)
Thank you!
Good morning, sir,
I'm Keely.
And I'm Amber.
Good morning!
Hi, ladies!
We brought you
a little something.
We just wanted to say,
Welcome to Milford High.
Aw, thank you.
Chocolates!
O love chocolates!
Have some.
Sure.
Amber's mom makes it fresh.
Oh, please.
Tell your mom I said thank you.
Oh, I will.
Now you ladies get to your
seat before I eat the whole box.
(chuckles)
-Enjoy.
-Thank you.
Ladies!
Today is not the day
to show off your ignorance.
Get it together!
Hi!
I'm Mr. Martinez,
and I just want to let you know
how excited I am to be here.
(laughing)
Okay!
Don't worry.
I used to think the same things
were just as funny
when I was your age.
(laughing)
Okay, okay! Let's
just get it all out of...
(coughing)
...our systems now.
(laughing)
Three... two... one.
(clearing throat)
You know...
(belches)
Pardon me.
(laughing)
Lift off!
(Richard) You know what, kids?
I'm not-- I'm not feeling
so good all of a sudden.
If you can just give
me a minute, I'll be--
I'll be right back.
Keely, can I put you
in charge for two minutes,
just two minutes top--
(laughing)
Okay, guys, quick.
Grab the chemistry set.
Best behaviour, baby.
She's here now.
So nice to see you,
Superintendent.
So nice to see you again too.
(rumbling)
(explosion)
What the devil?
You, uh, wanted to see me?
Where to start?
Where to start?
(beep)
Uh, you could start
with why Richard
left his class alone.
-Hmm?
-Is she listening in?
Yes.
Richard, there's been a lot
of people come in here
and try out this job.
And none of them
have been as bad as you.
I know these kids are a handful.
There's only one thing keeping
me from sending you back
to the middle of nowhere,
where you come from.
Middle of nowhere?
I...
I taught in New York City.
You taught kindy-garten.
Mr. Martinez,
you come highly recommended
from the Ambassador Program,
so I need you
to help me, help you.
I-I can help these kids
if you give me a chance.
Will I be seeing you
at the football game tonight?
There's your chance to mingle
with the rest of the staff.
(sighing)
I'll be there with
enought school spirit
to fuel a jetliner, sir.
Yeah, we'll see about that.
(cheering)
Come on, Mavericks!
Rip 'em up!
Rip 'em up!
You almost
fumbled it, you p*ssy!
What's your name?
(mumbling)
Shut up!
I don't care about your name!
Get up!
Get up!
You get on out!
God, you're terrible!
This is intense!
There's something
queer about him.
I can't put my finger on it.
Didn't you say he's
from New York, Mama?
He complimented my purse.
So what are you saying?
He's, like, some kind of queer?
Well, there's only
one way to find out.
You should
go talk to him, honey.
You think?
Yeah.
Show him Minnie and Mickey.
(chuckles)
No man can resist.
B*tch!
Well, aren't you just
hotter than bark on a tree!
Well, hello.
(chuckles)
I'm Carly.
I was upset I didn't get to meet
the cute new member
of our staff today.
Oh, well, that's very nice.
Nice to meet you.
So how do you like Texas so far?
Well, um, everybody
seems to be very welcoming,
to say the least.
(chuckles nervously)
(chuckles)
We're gonna have to spend
more time together.
We're going to be real,
great friends. I can tell.
So!
Do you, uh, like
teaching social studies?
Oh, yeah!
Mama thinks I have
a chance at this year's
Teacher of the Year award.
That's out of the whole state.
And this year,
the winner gets 25 grand.
(chuckling)
Well, good luck for you.
So now that we've been
formally introduced,
I'd like to introduce you
to a couple of friends of mine.
Oh, sure.
Mickey and Minnie.
Oh!
Ooh!
(chuckling nervously)
(cow bell ringing)
(Announcer) Defense!
I knew it.
Richard, I'm going to make this
quick and painless as possible.
Of course.
What's up?
We're going to
have to let you go.
Excuse me?
He said you're sh*t-canned.
What-- what is he doing here?
The principal likes
extra security
in situations such as these.
We fell... I feel that your
situation will be a distraction.
Wh--what situation?
Found this on the Internet.
(beep)
Single gay male seeks partner
who enjoys laughter, music
long-term relationship.
(laughs)
Where did you find that?
I haven't logged
into that for years!
He ain't even going to deny it.
I thought we had a deal.
You need me to step in, sir?
This school has strong values.
Turn-offs include
self-centredness
and bad hygiene.
Oh!
We need to keep
the children safe from those
that participate
in alternative relationships.
You know,
man on man, man on dog.
You understand.
Are you serious?
One more word from you,
and, uh,
I might have to call the law.
See you never, flamesauce!
(laughing)
Richard, Richard, Richard,
there's very little I can do
for a teacher who gets
fired so quick into the job.
I mean, come on!
I'll go to Oklahoma!
Kentucky!
I'll go anywhere.
Richard, darling,
whe have a waiting list
of over a hundred people,
and right now,
you're at the bottom
of the pile.
You can't tell me
what they did was legal.
You can't just fire somebody.
states, Texas being one of them.
Look, I have to go, but
if you need any other help,
just write a letter
to congress, okay?
God.
Siri, I need a drink.
Hmm?
(Richard) Hey, hey.
There he is.
How you doin', Boo?
Hey, I wish
you guys were here.
That's nasty.
Ask him if he
downloaded Grinder yet.
No, I haven't downloaded
Grinder yet, you whore.
We just want to know how many
in the Bible Belt.
(chuckles)
Wait, hold on.
I'm going to put you on speaker.
So, you guys are going
to go to White party?
I think it's racist.
He ain't ever invited me
to go to no black party.
She wouldn't think it was racist
if she looked half-decent
in anything here.
-I told you I have body issues.
-Do cardio.
Okay. All right,
according to Grinder,
the closest gay guy is...
drum roll, please!
30 miles away.
30 miles!
Oh, no, b*tch.
We've got to get
you up out of there.
This is an emergency.
We're coming to get you, baby.
Where is she?
Huh?
I'm going to grab a drink.
Love you guys.
Mean it.
Oh, b*tch.
hurry up and get changed.
We are GPS.
Try red.
Do you have anything on sale?
(horks)
Oh, hello.
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