Hurricane Season Page #7

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616

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It's not bro.

617

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35:13,344 -- 00:35:14,743

It's Coach.

618

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35:17,815 -- 00:35:19,544

My coach from summer ball

sent me up here.

619

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Coach Simmons?

620

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Brian Simmons?

621

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Lot of teams want me to come play

for them, now, Coach.

622

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35:26,491 -- 00:35:28,220

I'm coming to you first.

623

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But if you don't want me,

tomorrow I'm going to go...

624

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You were out of line that day.

625

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And I can't have that on

my team, do you understand?

626

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35:38,269 -- 00:35:40,430

But we could use you, Brian.

627

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No doubt.

628

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[Sighs]

629

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[Laughing]

630

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I rode plenty, but I ain't never

really drove a bus before.

631

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Then why'd you volunteer, Sam?

632

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35:50,548 -- 00:35:51,981

I drive a pick-up truck.

633

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One of them duals with those

big-ass tires in the back.

634

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You know, same thing.

635

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Same exact thing, it's just that...

636

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This is the church's bus.

We can't hurt the church's bus.

637

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Oh, I see it's a church bus.

638

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Got God on the side

of that bus and everything.

639

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You know the good thing

about that is,

640

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we don't got to work on no gas,

641

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'cause this bus is filled

with the holy spirit.

642

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Oh, we're about to be pewn!

643

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You know what pewn is, right?

644

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No.

645

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Pewn!

646

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You mean gone?

647

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I'm gone. Ha, ha!

648

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Get on board, everybody!

649

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Welcome to the NASCAR Bus

series.

650

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[Honking]

651

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Get off my ass!

Get around!

652

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Don't sit behind me.

Go by!

653

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Come on by.

Come on by.

654

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You know what, Coach?

I take that back.

655

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This ain't nothing

like my pick-up truck.

656

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Nothing at all.

657

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Sam? That thing under

your right foot

658

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is called an accelerator.

659

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You know what I call it?

660

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A bunion.

A big-ass bunion.

661

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Sam? Sam, we're gonna be late.

662

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We're in good shape, Coach.

663

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This here bus, like an old woman.

664

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Ever make love to

an old woman, Coach?

665

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No, Sam.

No.

666

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Yeah, well, I have.

667

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I make love to her,

668

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spread her legs up

and turn her around

669

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and start hearing all

those creaks and cracks.

670

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You gotta put that leg down.

671

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You can't hold

that leg up that long.

672

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This bus is an old woman.

673

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I put this bus in the wrong position,

what will happen?

674

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I don't know, Sam.

675

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Something's going to break!

676

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Something's going to break.

677

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Fellas? Fellas, you've got

5 minutes to get ready.

678

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Randy, why don't you get

the uniforms out, all right?

679

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Coach, there was

a slight little problem

680

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with the rinse cycle.

681

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[Cheering]

682

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All:

One, two, three! Patriots!

683

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Damn you, white boy.

684

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What, did you not

measure your bleach?

685

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JJ, I messed up.

686

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We look like fools, man.

687

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What the...

688

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[laughing]

689

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Woo! Sexy!

690

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Hey, don't worry about that.

691

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Just play.

692

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Covington High welcomes

the John Ehret patriots

693

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from the West Bank

of New Orleans.

694

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The first game of the season

since the hurricane.

695

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[Blows whistle]

696

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And the Patriots win the tip.

697

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Stick with.

698

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Number 21, David Lewis brings the ball...

699

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Crowd chanting:

Defense! Defense!

700

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Hey! Whoa!

701

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Brian!

702

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Pass the ball!

703

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Hey, come on, Brian.

704

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[Grunts]

705

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Woo!

706

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Come on, Brian.

707

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Announcer:

First score by number 23,

Brian Randolph!

708

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Start running offense!

Come on!

709

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Hey, look up!

710

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Ball!

711

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Ball, ball, ball!

712

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Hey!

713

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Come on!

714

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Take the shot.

715

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White boy can't shoot!

716

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It's all right.

It's all right.

717

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Keep your head up.

Let's play.

718

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Get back!

Get back!

719

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Where's the D?

720

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Let's go.

721

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Let's pass.

722

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[Cheering]

723

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Yes!

724

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Woo!

725

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[Blows whistle]

726

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Tech.

Technical foul on red 23.

727

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You gonna call

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