Husbands Page #10

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- Would you like us to go, Harry?

- Oh, no, no, no, no.

- But, you know, if you go...

- I don't want to go.

...you'll be replaced by someone else.

No offense, my darling Diana.

- Don't want to go.

- Don't go, my angel.

I don't care. I don't care anymore.

I don't feel threatened about anything.

- Now, I propose a toast to men.

- To men, too.

I don't want her to get

the wrong impression.

What is that?

- Go on.

- What?

I don't know the words.

Get some cigarettes. Arch!

Can I help you?

Package of Winston

and a package of Marlboro.

- All right.

- Can I help you, sir? Can I help you?

- I'll have a Mini-Baby.

- Mini-Baby.

Keep the change.

Now, let's divide up these toys.

- You have your Mini-Baby?

- What's he gonna do without us?

- Carol Sue, that's mine.

- What's he gonna do without us, Arch?

- You have your orange thing?

- Archie, what's he gonna do without us?

You have your orange thing?

You have your orange thing.

Captains' hats?

You got three captains' hats?

You have your captains' hats.

I need a sailor hat. Got three sailor hats.

You have your jet racer?

Where's your jet racer?

I got it.

Where's my camera?

I don't have my camera. I need a camera.

I need my dog, the one with... I got my dog.

- Will you put the...

- You keep the pussies. This is yours.

All right, that's it with the toys.

What's he gonna do without us?

What's he gonna do without us?

Hi, baby. Hi, sweetie. What's the matter?

Baby, what is it?

Dad!

Oh, boy, you're in trouble!

Mom! Mom! Dad's home! Yeah, Mom!

What's she got there?

Okay, let's take these all out here.

Do you want to take it?

No, Nick. Now, bring that toy back here now.

- How are you, Nick?

- Just fine. How are you, Dad?

- Hiya, bud.

- Where were you?

- Want to help your sister with these?

- Sure.

You want to take one, darling?

Or you want me to carry it for you?

Hurry up, Mom! Dad's home!

Come on, Mom! Why don't you hurry up?

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