Husbands Beware Page #2

Now, here's the license.

My pal wants to get married in a rush.

Oh, splendid! Oh, excuse me.

Hello.

Who? Mr. Howard? Yes, he's here.

Hello. Yes? What?

How many of them? Wow.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, thanks.

That was the clerk at the apartment.

Those dames you phoned this morning

found out about the

500 grand in the papers.

Come on, pal. We gotta make this fast.

Have you got the ring?

Why, certainly.

Join hands, you lovebirds.

There he is!

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Who is this character?

- She's the bride.

- Oh, yeah?

Not while I got my strength.

Tell the truth. Didn't

you propose to me?

- Yes, but I'm with...

- Didn't you?

Yes, but you turned me down.

That was before I read the papers.

Now I accept.

Look at that. We better

do something fast.

Yeah.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

What's going on here?

Ladies! Ladies!

Stop it, you big bully!

Justice, please, please.

- Yeah.

- Hurry up!

Just a minute. Hold

hands, you lovebirds.

Oh, my goodness.

Wait a minute.

You wouldn't hit a lady with that.

- Use this. It's bigger.

- Oh, thanks.

- Will you marry me?

- Never!

Now what do you say?

I give up. I'll marry you.

Oh, Mr. Benton. Please, please hurry.

Hold hands, you lovebirds.

How are you?

What do you mean, how am I?

Congratulations, both of you.

Thank you. We're married!

- What happened?

- You'll find out.

Well, wiseguy, your

uncle Caleb is not dead,

you don't have $ 500,000

but you are married!

Yeah, and now we're even!

Oh, you no good double crossing rats!

Why you...!

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