
I Am Not a Hipster Page #6
What don't you just
tell Spaceface
to hit the space bar
and let the magic begin, huh?
(Crickets chirping)
Until I wake up,
cold and sick
Praying that I can
undo what I did
Even if I don't know
what that was
I really f***ed up, didn't I?
But please don't
judge me for
In due time
I won't bury
my heart in hindsight
Only girl
Mmm
Ooh
Ooh
(Speaking Japanese on video)
MAN:
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?
(Speaking Japanese on video)
Are you all right?
Ever hear of Miki Endo?
Miki who?
She lived in one of the cities
that got hit the worst.
Over half the people died there.
She was the one broadcasting the
warnings on the local station,
telling everyone to
get to higher ground.
She kept saying, over and over,
"Get to higher ground.
The tsunami is coming,"
over and over and over.
She never let go
of the microphone,
until the waves just
destroyed the whole city.
One of the old men
that made it to safety
been listening to her broadcasts
said they saw her
get swept away.
(Speaking Japanese)
She was younger than me.
(Speaking Japanese)
F***, it hurts so bad.
What? Your stomach?
Are you sick?
No. Maybe. I don't know. Just...
What's... What's wrong?
Uhh... I think, uhh...
(Sighing)
I think I just remembered
how f***ing lonely I am.
(Grunting)
(Panting)
(Coughing)
(Crying)
I miss...
I miss Mom.
(Crying)
I know you do.
(Crying)
It's going to be okay,
all right?
Come on, Brook.
Come on.
(Birds chirping)
(Machine whirring)
We should probably
get going soon.
Okay.
(Whirring)
You okay?
I'll be fine.
Hey, Dad.
Hey, sweetie.
Days gone by
What's up with the boat?
Without things I like
Did you want me
to swim out there?
Praise bad dreaming of
Sanctuary beaches
Right in front of me
Ooh, ooh
(Gull squawking)
Hi, Mama.
We're here. We finally made it.
We really miss you.
But don't worry about us.
We're... We're okay.
We're all okay.
We love you.
Okay, say hi
to the dolphins for me.
(Gull squawking)
(Whistling)
I'm going with you.
Okay, we got go get passed
before we get in.
F***!
Sh*t!
What's wrong?
I lost her.
(Gull squawking)
What are they going to do
if they find her?
Fish her out
and throw her back in?
She's probably
laughing her ass off right now.
(Chuckling)
Your mom...
She never liked to do things
like regular people.
Four years before you were born,
she knew what your name was,
all of you,
said she wanted 'em
to be unique,
so we'd know
which ones were ours.
When she had you,
they tried to give her
that needle thing
in her spine for the pain.
She wouldn't do it.
She heard from some hippie that
it was bad for the baby so...
Pushing you out feet first,
no painkiller...
She squeezed my hand so hard,
she broke my finger.
Really?
Wore a splint on it
for two weeks.
I told her I...
that old Ford truck.
I just didn't want her to know
she was stronger than me.
But she was.
(Gulls squawking)
I'm sorry I didn't show up
at the funeral.
It's okay.
(Gulls squawking)
Woo!
I found her!
Dad, I can't believe
you did that on the boat.
I totally thought
you were going to die.
Yeah, Dad, that was scary.
Come on. I was holding onto
the boat the whole time.
I wasn't a big deal.
Oh, yeah right.
Was it, Mez?
It was kind of bad.
I can't believe you all do that.
Nobody believes anything I say.
Everybody has to look at Mez.
Why do you look at Mez?
It's because you're basically
a pathological liar.
That's so mean and not true.
Yeah, it is. Ask Mez.
Okay, no.
And you're violent.
And you're violent.
Okay. Mez, what are you doing?
Here, let me take that.
Nah, nah, I got this.
Okay, all right,
well you know what?
You guys are
going to kill yourselves.
And I'm not going to watch.
Here. Thanks, Dad.
That it?
That's it.
Backseat, please.
Yes, ma'am.
Don't bump your head.
Thank you.
It was good to see you guys.
Come here.
You guys, come here.
I can't reach you.
Come visit sometime.
I'll think about it.
(Birds chirping)
See you, Pops.
Try to eat a little bit more,
huh? You look a little thin.
Okay.
You take care.
SPRING:
Ten seconds.
Hurry!
Oh, God.
(Chuckling)
Ow.
Awesome. Shotgun.
(Engine starting)
(Birds chirping)
(Water running)
What's up?
I'm sorry, man. You forgive me?
'Cause if you don't, then...
(Retching)
(Knocking)
CLARKE:
You okay?
(Door opening)
Brook, you okay?
Hey.
I know you think
you're going to mess this up.
But you're not.
(Whispering)
Sorry about that.
It's been a pretty crazy week.
Uhh, I don't know.
Umm, don't know why I'm up here
singing all these whiny songs
when people in other places are
drowning in their living rooms.
But, uhh, also, I just wanted to
tell you thank you
for coming out,
really appreciate you coming
to listen to my music.
And, uhh,
one, if that's okay.
This is a... the song I was
supposed to sing at a funeral.
She wasn't a sad person.
So, it's not a sad song.
Cold December morning
Woke me from my window
So I stood to see
The winter glow
I could see you
standing outside
With Rufus at your heel
Staring at the dull light
Falling pink upon
The snowy field
I remember when you said
Comfort's the first thing
we forget
Once the light of day
Has passed
You said we've come
to love the oak groves
Because they all see
what we know
And when we watch
their growth
We watch our own
When I close my eyelids
Deep into the night
Still can see the shape
Of light that shone
around you all my life
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
the autumn rain
So, oh, oh, oh, oh,
cast in for days
And you walked aside
Into the armour's grave
To baptise
The underneath
So we'd know that
We make little ourselves
And tired
You're freezing
In a photo
We remember it well
Though the pressure makes
our bodies ache
And the darkness
swallows up the day
Our tiny mouths have
only things to say
Ooh
Oh, oh
Ooh
Oh, oh
Ooh
Oh, oh
Ooh
Oh, oh
Ooh
Oh, oh
Ooh
Oh, oh
Ooh
Oh, oh
Ooh
Ooh
Ooh
What makes a man cave?
To the simple escape
From his days?
Is it only a triumph
For the fear?
Of what happens when
Waking disappears?
Or do we secretly
love these tears?
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