I Spit on Your Grave Page #5

ANDY:

Whatever.

STANLEY:

I told you. This thing is going to

make me a fortune. All you got to

do is film something crazy, then

you send it into the internet, make

a killing.

ANDY:

No one's gonna pay you for that

crap.

STANLEY:

It's the hits, Andy. You just

gotta get the hits.

JOHNNY:

Hits my ass, now you two retards

gonna fish or what?

Matthew comes crashing out of the foliage, knocks over the

cooler spilling ice and beer all over.

ANDY:

Speaking of retards.

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MATTHEW:

Q..Quit it Andy.

JOHNNY:

Alright. Now we're all here,

what's the big show, Stanley?

STANELY:

The big show is this--

Stanley holds up the video camera like a trophy.

ANDY:

Are you kidding me? That sh*t?

What'd you do? Film yourself

lighting a fart?

STANELY:

Better.

Johnny just shakes his head.

JOHNNY:

(TO HIMSELF)

I don't know why I bother.

STANLEY:

I got Matthew's girlfriend in a

private moment.

ANDY:

What do you mean like on the toilet

or something?

Stanley pulls a tape out of his pocket and loads it.

ANDY (CONT'D)

Matthew hasn't had a girl since he

was sucking his mama's titties.

STANLEY:

Not true, my friends. And the

evidence is right here.

MATTHEW:

What are you ta... talking 'bout

Stanley?

ANDY:

Yeah, what are you talking about?

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STANLEY:

He had that babe from the city all

alone and he didn't even try to

nail her.

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This gets Johnny's attention. Matthew is snapping on of the

rubber bands. It's a bit loud. Johnny looks to him as if it

is annoying him.

JOHNNY:

What babe from the city?

STANLEY:

You know, the one who stopped for

gas the other day. The one who

dumped you on your can. She had

Matty here fixing her pipes.

JOHNNY:

Bullshit.

Matthew snaps the rubber band more. Johnny turns quickly to

him.

JOHNNY (CONT'D)

Cut that sh*t homo! How many times

I gotta tell you.

Stanley gets the camera ready.

STANLEY:

She even gave him a kiss for

"servicing her." Look, here's

Matthew running from the cabin like

a schoolgirl.

They all gather around.

POV CAMERA:
Matthew runs from the cabin, dropping tools as

he goes. Jennifer stands in the doorway calling after him.

The camera goes closer on Jennifer --

The guys break up. Johnny is a bit more serious.

ANDY:

Now that's some fine camera work,

even better than the time you

filmed yo' self hangin' your nana's

cat.

JOHNNY:

What's this about a kiss?

STANLEY:

Matthew here says she gave him a

kiss right on the cheek.

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JOHNNY:

Bullshit.

MATTHEW:

No, she did Johnny. She kissed me.

JOHNNY:

Don't lie to me dipshit.

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STANELY:

If you all don't shut the hell up

you'll miss the encore.

All eyes turn to Stanley as Stanley pushes some buttons on

the MINIDV cam. Andy comes over and looks at the LCD screen.

STANLEY:

Get ready for it.

ON MINIDV:
The footage that Stanley shot is obviously the

previous night through Jennifer's kitchen window.

ANDY:

I'll be. Look at the rack on that

pony.

Andy punches Stanley in the arm. Johnny just stares at the

screen.

ANDY (CONT'D)

You dirty dog. Where the hell'd

you get that?

STANLEY:

I've been working nights.

ANDY:

Sure is something to look at.

Matthew is clearly uncomfortable, but he desperately needs to

be one of the guys.

MATTHEW:

Yeah, and she likes me... she was

nice to me.

Stretching a rubber band.

ANDY:

Nice? To her, you're nothing but a

shitter fixer. Hell, she wouldn't

even give Johnny the time of day.

Johnny snaps his head up and looks at Stanley.

JOHNNY:

Bullshit. I could tame that ass if

I wanted to.

ANDY:

You saw her Johnny... stuck up city

b*tch.

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STANLEY:

Yea, girls like that think you're

hardly good enough to pump their

gas.

Johnny lights up another cigarette. He points at Andy.

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JOHNNY:

Let me tell you something. I had

her creaming in her panties.

ANDY:

And she had you shitting yours.

Least her car alarm did.

The guys yuck it up.

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